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180 triangulation skills bro
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what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
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still requires DAT human touch
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not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
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highly-doobsian. I like it.
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not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
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look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
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LINK to some reviews?
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brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control ape dragon

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Sick Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: galvanic cowardly foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: galvanic cowardly foreskin

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Odious big-titted roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed library scourge upon the earth

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: hyperactive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: ebony kink-friendly chapel degenerate

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base idiot

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: boyish slippery hissy fit school cafeteria

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Passionate Mewling Legend

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Passionate Mewling Legend

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle base idiot

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: ebony kink-friendly chapel degenerate

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: ebony kink-friendly chapel degenerate

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: hyperactive area

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: hyperactive area

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

I know jesus fucking christ

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate Mewling Legend

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372893)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: sienna locale travel guidebook

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26372932)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored crimson crackhouse bbw

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: henna parlor background story



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: ebony kink-friendly chapel degenerate

180 this thread delivered.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: twisted hairy legs

I wish this wasn't flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: hyperactive area

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic bronze school quadroon

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

Self-confirmed not flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: hyperactive area

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Cordovan parlour skinny woman

Unngh

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"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Cordovan parlour skinny woman

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: house-broken resort coldplay fan

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Confused rigor university

jfc

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Cobalt demanding lodge affirmative action

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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: yellow filthy ratface goal in life

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Date: July 20th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Onyx Hominid Locus



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: twisted hairy legs

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: hyperactive area

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Olive Irradiated Candlestick Maker

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26392595)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Splenetic Menage Round Eye

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#26392597)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: hyperactive area



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Casino Boiling Water



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Author: Turquoise plaza

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