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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: slate sandwich degenerate I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Geriatric weed whacker heaven get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Provocative Tank Native hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: slate sandwich degenerate What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Provocative Tank Native Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: slate sandwich degenerate I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Provocative Tank Native Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: trip shaky kitchen persian lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Wild magenta idiot skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Twisted space dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Lascivious Useless Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: irradiated goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: hilarious private investor filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Cracking Dilemma Brethren FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: chocolate talented striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: Cerebral Feces first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: unhinged business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Avocado high-end stock car half-breed did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: bronze gas station Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Avocado high-end stock car half-breed no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: costumed wonderful stage police squad This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Vigorous canary immigrant french chef going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: misanthropic cruise ship ceo Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Pontificating Vibrant Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: chocolate talented striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: passionate theatre http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: trip shaky kitchen persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Avocado high-end stock car half-breed how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: chocolate talented striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Avocado high-end stock car half-breed oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Vigorous canary immigrant french chef Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: Cerebral Feces Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: unhinged business firm also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: Cerebral Feces ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: passionate theatre lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Jet razzle-dazzle affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Jet razzle-dazzle affirmative action he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: insecure pisswyrm link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: cream startled party of the first part university Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Cheese-eating spot giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: slate sandwich degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Concupiscible clown LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Yapping alcoholic stage nibblets Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Sickened idiotic main people Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Cracking Dilemma Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Copper Supple Church Yarmulke Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: lavender sick house (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: Cerebral Feces this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: Cerebral Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Cheese-eating spot giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: slate sandwich degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: slate sandwich degenerate Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: Sickened idiotic main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50095683) |