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Should I go to law school or stick with consulting? (Cost benefit analysis)

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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
go to law school
180 kitchen mad cow disease
  11/29/16
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
you won't last that long in consulting. this is also stup...
Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake
  11/29/16
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.
Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake
  11/29/16
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Amethyst Demanding Water Buffalo Piazza
  02/14/17
either way, stfu about it
narrow-minded avocado point
  11/29/16
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewal...
Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake
  11/29/16
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judgmental temple
  11/30/16
yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your a...
Hot pink national security agency goyim
  11/29/16
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on...
garnet hilarious reading party
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Racy Emerald Newt
  11/29/16
What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
Would be 34
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
180
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv o...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
How was northwestern
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
How was NYU?
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
  11/29/16
Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
Have you even taken the lsat yet/
thriller alcoholic boiling water
  11/29/16
Jesus not the official but I know the lsat
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide
thriller alcoholic boiling water
  11/29/16
Ok
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
depends on what law school you get into Btw, how sure are...
effete sadistic area candlestick maker
  11/29/16
It would be a t13 if I go Not sure man. It's not hard wo...
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
lmao
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
Ljl at my shittttty life right?
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
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indigo business firm
  11/30/16
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Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  07/23/17
debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest ob...
Wonderful turquoise church building
  11/29/16
Dammit Donny I'm not paying full freight to go to LS
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
that's what you say now.
Wonderful turquoise church building
  11/29/16
also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro ...
burgundy supple brethren school
  11/29/16
moar biglaw = better life, lol
floppy ceo field
  11/29/16
yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?
Hot pink national security agency goyim
  11/29/16
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you abo...
Hot pink national security agency goyim
  11/29/16
lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary
narrow-minded avocado point
  11/29/16
HE JUST WONT LISTEN
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts a...
narrow-minded avocado point
  11/29/16
and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
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narrow-minded avocado point
  11/29/16
Start the in-house salary at 250 Also assume four years of...
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a sa...
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will s...
hairless house-broken prole
  11/29/16
(shittigator)
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get ...
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Sooty Milk
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We're going to make peterman great again!!!!
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
Suicide is painless brother
galvanic idiotic church pisswyrm
  11/29/16
law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find ...
Wonderful turquoise church building
  11/29/16
you need to build in probabilities for these things not e...
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
This is not true.
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
In today's market it definitely is fag
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14. "55.1% ...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015) https://www.lstreports.com/compa...
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
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Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
lol horrible if tru
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  02/14/17
Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is ...
gaped office tattoo
  11/29/16
Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rat...
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want ...
Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker
  11/29/16
eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get ...
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're rig...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole
Wonderful turquoise church building
  11/29/16
these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
Only T5 gets anywhere close to that. CLS: 79.2% CHI: 82....
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
  11/29/16
what is BL/FC? also you have to count clerks, they are m...
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
Big Law/Federal Clerk
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
  11/29/16
Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participa...
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
"Many people" do not do anything except for clerki...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
Go fuck urself u TTT faggot
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay inte...
gaped office tattoo
  11/29/16
cr ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles...
jade excitant corner gay wizard
  11/29/16
Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB ...
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is no...
jade excitant corner gay wizard
  11/29/16
what's their base salaries
indigo business firm
  11/29/16
Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires. ...
jade excitant corner gay wizard
  11/29/16
I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B schoo...
Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker
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Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 4...
indigo business firm
  11/29/16
JUST DO!
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though
seedy gold ticket booth
  11/29/16
The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have...
jade excitant corner gay wizard
  11/29/16
I work in gov consulting, too.
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
how so?
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you ...
anal rehab
  11/29/16
This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your ch...
hairraiser bull headed incel stain
  11/29/16
Cr
hairless house-broken prole
  11/29/16
his chance of biglaw right now is like 5% if he takes th...
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT
Free-loading concupiscible selfie
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Sooty Milk
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peterman crying losing hoap itt
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
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If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medica...
Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker
  11/29/16
wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on th...
slate razzle-dazzle patrolman dysfunction
  11/29/16
He hasn't taken it yet lol
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here...
slate razzle-dazzle patrolman dysfunction
  11/29/16
It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him...
narrow-minded avocado point
  11/29/16
I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, ...
maroon contagious range
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Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
TTT. No accounting for chances of failure and success. ...
Amethyst Demanding Water Buffalo Piazza
  11/29/16
JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the TH...
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as yo...
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed a...
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
  11/29/16
Lol
indigo business firm
  11/29/16
LOL NO: ITT: -A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152...
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
you: - assuming that getting into a competitive mba prog...
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/29/16
ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always...
Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
  11/30/16
180
Fiercely-loyal address
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PWN PWN PWN
Free-loading concupiscible selfie
  11/30/16
stfu peterman
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heady snowy trailer park laser beams
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Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on t...
Titillating crimson abode
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Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
Eat shit faggot!
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
"feel free to critique or lay comment"
Titillating crimson abode
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http://imgur.com/a/2freR
Fiercely-loyal address
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That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he ...
Titillating crimson abode
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Scathing
Sooty Milk
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Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
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in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wa...
Sienna electric pozpig
  11/29/16
To be fair, He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullsh...
hairless house-broken prole
  11/29/16
Just like 95% of HLS?
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studi...
hairless house-broken prole
  11/29/16
Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I...
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of atten...
Titillating crimson abode
  11/29/16
Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY
indigo business firm
  11/30/16
LOL holy cross - top destination for working class brookl...
mischievous lettuce gaping
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"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry...
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
  11/29/16
Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. Y...
Fiercely-loyal address
  11/29/16
WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.
Sooty Milk
  11/29/16
I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I hav...
heady snowy trailer park laser beams
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BIGLAW SECURITY!
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Sooty Milk
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heady snowy trailer park laser beams
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This is a masterpiece
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Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
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180
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this was 180 actually
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Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin
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indigo business firm
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Fiercely-loyal address
  02/14/17
cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt
Razzle black dilemma jap
  11/30/16
wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?
narrow-minded avocado point
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he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down har...
mischievous lettuce gaping
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Fiercely-loyal address
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Jfc do you have OCD
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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: 180 kitchen mad cow disease

go to law school

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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake

you won't last that long in consulting.

this is also stupid bc it doesn't factor in living expenses or savings every year. you suck at analyzing shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018114)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake

learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018157)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Demanding Water Buffalo Piazza



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point

either way, stfu about it

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz obsidian idea he suggested corn cake

while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewalk enough times so you aren't capable of poasting anymore?

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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: judgmental temple



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Hot pink national security agency goyim

yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your age

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: garnet hilarious reading party

It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on the other hand, you're at a huge disadvantage trying to pull allnighters fixing commas in your 30s and being a fuckboy to seniors your age.

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Racy Emerald Newt



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you'll be fine IME, idk what these posters are talking about.

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Would be 34

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age. Average entering age is like 26 or something, I was on the young end obviously as KJD. "Top" OCI outcomes of my friend group were a current 30yr old going SullCrom, 29 yr old going to WC and a 30 yr old ex military bro going to Gibson Dunn LA.

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

180

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:45 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv ofcourse

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

How was northwestern

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.

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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

How was NYU?

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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016022)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic boiling water

Have you even taken the lsat yet/

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Jesus not the official but I know the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015651)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: thriller alcoholic boiling water

take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Ok

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: effete sadistic area candlestick maker

depends on what law school you get into

Btw, how sure are you of your progression in consulTTTing

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

It would be a t13 if I go

Not sure man. It's not hard work, just tedious and a bit mind numbing



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

lmao

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Ljl at my shittttty life right?

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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: indigo business firm



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Wonderful turquoise church building

debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015769)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Dammit Donny

I'm not paying full freight to go to LS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015817)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Wonderful turquoise church building

that's what you say now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015826)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: burgundy supple brethren school

True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro law school.

Also sum borrowed =/= sum repaid. If you borrow 115k you're paying back far more than 115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015902)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: floppy ceo field

moar biglaw = better life, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019931)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Hot pink national security agency goyim

yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015849)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015863)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Hot pink national security agency goyim

yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you above the $200k bump for two or three years and then seriously impair your ability to ever get back there again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015896)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point

lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

HE JUST WONT LISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015918)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point

honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts after he figures out law school isn't all its cracked up to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015938)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute fucking scam where everyone hopes that they can transition "to the business side". Whatever though, we tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015957)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015965)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Start the in-house salary at 250

Also assume four years of biglaw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015932)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015942)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a safe assumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015953)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will still be looking for a year or so at lower payingin house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016029)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

(shittigator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016033)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get inhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016503)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Sooty Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016515)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016636)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: Titillating crimson abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019800)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

We're going to make peterman great again!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015949)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: galvanic idiotic church pisswyrm

Suicide is painless brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Wonderful turquoise church building

law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find some good hobbies. living for work is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015941)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

you need to build in probabilities for these things

not everyone gets biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015951)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015955)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

This is not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015966)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

In today's market it definitely is fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015972)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32015988)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016016)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14.

"55.1% of all graduates secured job offers by graduation."

GULC 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016031)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015)

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/gulc/berkeley/michigan/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016250)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Sooty Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016507)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: alcoholic salmon crackhouse mad-dog skullcap

lol horrible if tru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32624256)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: gaped office tattoo

Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is the biggest school in the T14 and it probably doesn't get 50% in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016036)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016052)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker

80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want it" and "always planned to do public interest" are lying. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016562)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get a job you enjoy or a practice group you want, but pretty much anyone in t14 who doestn have debilitating aspergers can get some kind of amlaw250 firm - look at TMF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're right. I think 90% is a little overblown though, a few people "realized they didn't want biglaw" around Sept 20th

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016051)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016081)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Wonderful turquoise church building

leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016058)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016070)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

Only T5 gets anywhere close to that.

CLS: 79.2%

CHI: 82.7%

NYU: 68.1%

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/columbia/chicago/nyu/

Note, 155 NYU 2015 grads didn't get BL or FC. There aren't THAT many PI bleeding hearts at NYU. 155.

86 CLS 2015 grads walking away without BL or FC is also sickening. 86.

34 CHI 2015 grads getting blown out is OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016281)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

what is BL/FC?

also you have to count clerks, they are most liekly qualified for biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016306)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

Big Law/Federal Clerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016316)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participants. Many people get offers but do something besides clerking or biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016350)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

"Many people" do not do anything except for clerking or biglaw. What kind of anecdotal bullshit are you pulling this from? 98% of 2L SAs w/ BL+FC offers accept them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016581)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Go fuck urself u TTT faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016588)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016603)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016583)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: gaped office tattoo

lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay interest on those loans. Don't go to law school. I told you about my experiences from a T6. The median salaries 5+ years out for recent grads are mediocre. Many have left the practice entirely. You also don't have a good handle on the odds of those paths you mapped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016009)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

cr

ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016030)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: jade excitant corner gay wizard

What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles sound like DeloiTTTe but the salaries are off.

Get into MBB and you'll be clearing 200k+ as a 2-3rd year and your exit ops are more like 250k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016230)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB

I work in a PR firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016251)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: jade excitant corner gay wizard

If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is not hard to cop. Aside from that, even big4 consulting matches MBB on base salary. The only diff between MBB and big4 is that bonus pay takes off, and MBB has better exit opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016296)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: indigo business firm

what's their base salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016376)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: jade excitant corner gay wizard

Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires.

Even Deloittte makes mid 200's once you hit manager levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016496)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker

I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B school and bulge bracket/consulting flame. The salary numbers in his OP are dumb as hell. Corpdevbots in F100 make like 2x that scale in are country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016586)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016663)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: indigo business firm

Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 400k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018099)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

JUST DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018203)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: seedy gold ticket booth

Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016629)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: jade excitant corner gay wizard

The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have much higher probability of success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016646)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

I work in gov consulting, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016669)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018126)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: anal rehab

you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you can land those jobs easily in a downturn economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016317)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: hairraiser bull headed incel stain

This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your chances of $180k in house after 3 years is about 10%. Your chance of biglaw is higher, maybe 75%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016331)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016506)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

his chance of biglaw right now is like 5%

if he takes the LSAT and gets a 170+, it probably jumps to 50%+

of course, he ist just gonna keep posting this for the next 3 years instead of taking the freaki nLSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016594)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Free-loading concupiscible selfie

DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016571)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle patrolman dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016633)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sooty Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016638)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

peterman crying losing hoap itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016591)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Pearl self-absorbed windowlicker

If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medical interventions (and based on your poasting history there's like a 35% chance that you do), then go to law school and gun your dick off. If not, you'd be a moron to not go to b school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016593)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle patrolman dysfunction

wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on the LSAT and have a 3.7+ GPA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016650)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

He hasn't taken it yet lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016721)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle patrolman dysfunction

also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point

It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him not to go and he'll still convince himself that it's a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016659)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: maroon contagious range

I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, u wanting to go is just because you have a faggot mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016684)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32016704)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Demanding Water Buffalo Piazza

TTT.

No accounting for chances of failure and success.

No accounting for consequences of failure. Failed consulting to law (or something else) is possible. If you fail at law, you're dog food -- the cheap Walmart brand.

No accounting for income/hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32017708)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the THIRD ITERATION of a powerpoint deck for SHREW BOSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018075)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as you were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018090)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018104)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: indigo business firm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018127)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

LOL NO:

ITT:

-A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152k; thinks that copping MBB post-MBA isnt hard; that MBB jobs are more desirable than biglaw

-Poasters throwing around GULC despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend GULC

-Poasters assuming I would take out 250-300k in loans despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend LS at full sticker

-No one recognizing that GOVERNMENT CONSULTING HAS LITTLE TO NO EXIT OPPS/and is probably the most tttt of any "white collar" industry

-No one recognizing that LS would allow me to GTFO of DC

-No one recognizing that Law can ACTUALLY be interesting/useful in some life/career situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018197)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

you:

- assuming that getting into a competitive mba program is a probable outcome for you

- assuming that getting a job at mbb, some of the more prestigious businesses in the world, will be "easy" for you because some dude on the internet said these are not hard jobs to get

- assuming that, if you went through with the LS application process and received some acceptances but no good scholarships, you would have the wherewithal and clarity of mind to walk away from your acceptances rather than burden yourself with 250-300k in loans because your unbearable and insufferable angst will not let you walk away from your special little law school acceptance letter

- assuming that you will outgun all of the other gunner snowflakes at your law school and get biglaw

- assuming that it will go well

- assuming that you will get a well-paid in-house gig just like that out of biglaw and live happily ever after

you've simply cherrypicked a few nice-sounding nuggets from a thread which is overwhelmingly critical and belittling of your thinking.

underlying all of this is your denial that your life will proceed unto some unprestigious end, which conflicts with the mentality with which you were brought up, which tells you that you are special and must do something prestigious

even if you went to law, you would be disillusioned with it quickly, realize the financial outcome is not much better than what you would have had if you continued with what you have now, and realize that nobody thinks much the better of you for being a middling lawyer

you simply have to come to terms with the fact that society does not give a shit about 99.9999% of people, and that you will die and rot as an unremarkable bundle of cells which will be forgotten five years after you die - the same realization that the other 99.9999% of people on this earth must come to

but you can't let yourself do that yet because you think you're special, so you'll continue to draft contrived arguments and excel spreadsheets to justify going to law school, none of which are grounded in reality but which are simply the fruits of your continued grasping at straws, hoping to once and for all find something that tells you that yes, you can be something too - which you can't, and which 99.9999% of people can't.

the sooner you learn that, and the sooner you stop rationalizing your romantic hopes, the better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020057)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin

ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always been, but i will humor you):

your problem is also that you can't stop seeking validation because you have absolutely no sense of what you want in life and therefore spend your days begging others to tell you what is "the right thing to do"

the right thing to do is whatever you value in life

if you are honestly so vain that what you value in life is the superficial (and minuscule, probably nonexistent) prestige that comes along with being able to tell someone that you're a lawyer, then fucking do it (though i pity you if this is the case)

if you value something else, do something else

but at this point you're probably more knowledgeable about the factual pros and cons of going to law school than perhaps anyone in the history of the board

*your* problem is that you don't know how to give yourself a set of values and goals and how to be content and confident in them as your own.

one day you talk about going to law school. the next, continuing with your work. the next, moving to portland to become a bartender.

it is clear that you have absolutely zero vision of what you want your life to be, and lack the ability to think seriously about what *you* value and what *you* espouse in this life.

no more information is going to help you in deciding whether you should go to law school. you know the facts (though you appear to be in denial of some of them in hopes of justifying going to law school).

but you are clearly a hollow human being who has no sense of himself whatsoever and who is therefore forced to turn to sources of external validation for a sense of meaning in life.

and this is why you are so drawn to law - your life is meaningless now because you don't know how to give yourself meaning, and you think that pursuing some nice, socially-espoused white-collar profession might give you meaning again.

but you fail to see that the problem is not your profession now - it is *you* - because regardless of whether you are a lawyer or a mailman, you lack the ability to sense meaning in your life, and this will not change if you become a lawyer. you will still feel empty, just with fewer hours to yourself and more debt to pay.

either find meaning in something or admit that life is meaningless and stop grasping outside of yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32021697)



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Date: February 1st, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32518484)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Free-loading concupiscible selfie

PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32022311)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: impressive becky forum

stfu peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018130)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32018151)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Titillating crimson abode

Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on that is ridiculous. Counting on that kind of in-house salary after three years of biglaw is ridiculous. Even if meant for flame and attention, if one part of your lizard brain hopes they are plausible, then your delusions are eventually going to overwhelm your rational judgment. You need to refasten yourself to reality before you slide over the edge. Persistent flame is often the result of latent desire.

You will likely end up at GW, eagerly pursuing GULC's night program transfer stats at every opportunity, your eye on the prize, such as it is. Then you will barely finish top 1/3 even though your classmates are mostly retards. That is because you are also not that smart and you likely don't have the drive to out-compete the true grinders. You have no idea what you're dealing with.

You will do nothing 1L summer. 2L summer you might get to clerk for free for a county trial court judge or break your ass at some pseudo-shitlaw insurance defense factory that doesn't have an actual hiring program. Or god help you, some bumfuck prosecutor's office where you will gain valuable experience aping the other knuckle-dragging $50K/yr junior prosecutors as you push paper on traffic infractions.

Maybe you bust your ass and game your course load after 1L. You become a citation slave on some awful secondary journal. You pad your resume with every dumbfuck clinic and useless student group your LS has to offer. 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located. You will be grateful and relieved for this job because it has healthcare and at least you're not prosecuting DUIs, churning out blue collar divorces, or most likely of all, fully unemployed. You will have minimum $150Kish in debt for your grand efforts and three wasted years. You will never make a great deal of money or achieve much as a lawyer. You will be on the wrong side of 40.

Go learn a trade if you want quality of life and decent money. 1/20 or worse that you even sniff biglaw or something nearly as lucrative at any time during your 'career.' You must get over yourself. You have nothing special to offer this industry, you probably don't have the stones for real trial work (most don't no matter what you think of yourself), and nobody gives a fuck about a late 30s consultant who only wants to be in the profession because he thinks it's going to pay him handsomely despite his total dearth of value.

Law schools are filled with people like you. Law schools are filled with miserable and unfulfilled people who all think they're precious and the world owes them something. Stop listening to the siren song of your own ego and think about what you actually want to do with the short amount of time you have left on this planet, you foolish, self-important little man.

Sincerely brother, I hope that helps. Don't do it. All you'll ever hear form me on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019786)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019805)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Eat shit faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019872)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: Titillating crimson abode

"feel free to critique or lay comment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019893)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

http://imgur.com/a/2freR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Titillating crimson abode

That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he knows nobody particularly wants or needs to hire him. And he'll never, ever get anyone to service his chocobar if he can't throw modestly UMC cash around. While you were jerking off to Instragram accounts you ferreted out with Tinder matches and demanding that XO rate your hairline at 3:30 in the morning, he was memorizing and re-organizing his securities reg outline for the fourth time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Scathing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019977)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33835722)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Sienna electric pozpig

in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wahtefver so he's a grinder. as long as he cops a 170+ (which is the real sticking point, he's too pussy to take the lsat) his biglaw chances are fairly good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019925)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

To be fair,

He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullshit degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019948)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Just like 95% of HLS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019985)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studies doesn't really show whether he's a grinder or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019989)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't a fratstar getting drunk 5 times a week haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Titillating crimson abode

If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of attending a decent school.

But I don't think a high GPA in genderqueer studies from Dartmouth or wherever is a strong predictor of success in law school. Grade inflation and relaxed standards is par for most non-STEM majors at Ivies. The sort of precocious academic skills that might get a 17 year old admitted to Brown don't really translate when he's dealing law school grinders and the handful of truly bright people in every class.

Also, frankly, don't entirely believe much of what peterman says about himself. 3.9 at X Ivy could very easily be 3.64 at Holy Cross, which means four months from now he'll start demanding that XO tell him $18K/yr at Tulane is a great investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019965)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: indigo business firm

Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32021585)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: mischievous lettuce gaping

LOL

holy cross - top destination for working class brookline turds and catholic school dweebs from the midwest. HEY GUYS MY KID GOT INTO HOLY CRAASS NOT BAAHD HE WAS A STRAIGHT AAAR STUDENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32028329)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located."

Too close to home? JFC u r so DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019979)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. You should keep your cards closer to ur chest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019990)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Sooty Milk

WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020011)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams

I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I have a $90,000 scholly and where I'm biglaw secure.

You need to stop running this flame into the ashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020092)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address

BIGLAW SECURITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020106)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Sooty Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: heady snowy trailer park laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019959)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Crusty Lemon Stage Dopamine

This is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32975173)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone carmine plaza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32975174)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Marvelous Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33091483)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33834620)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: hideous coiffed shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33835783)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34887961)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Orange Fat Ankles Senate

this was 180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#35371027)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50091738)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Sapphire den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32019994)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32020114)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:26 AM
Author: indigo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32021587)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32624200)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:45 AM
Author: Razzle black dilemma jap

cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32021711)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: narrow-minded avocado point

wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32022294)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: mischievous lettuce gaping

he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down hard he'll pumo up for a few hours while he licks his wounds before realizing he's far too addicted to the bantam weight anonymous internet attention he gets here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32028351)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Beta useless stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32973284)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#32624195)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: hairless house-broken prole

Jfc do you have OCD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33091484)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#33834601)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed jew cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#34775443)