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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
transparent self-centered halford
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/14/22
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Black spectacular sex offender
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
lascivious masturbator boltzmann
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/14/22
...
lascivious masturbator boltzmann
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
magenta useless cumskin bawdyhouse
  04/14/22
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fragrant carnelian genital piercing
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
naked floppy persian
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/28/22
...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  07/04/23
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fragrant carnelian genital piercing
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
amber arousing degenerate base
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
adventurous field gaming laptop
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/27/24
?
adventurous field gaming laptop
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
adventurous field gaming laptop
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
adventurous field gaming laptop
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
beta aggressive location
  04/27/24
Georgia?
adventurous field gaming laptop
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
beta aggressive location
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Smoky Crackhouse Dysfunction
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
topaz corner
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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Nubile comical box office
  04/27/24
180
racy institution foreskin
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
naked floppy persian
  04/27/24
Honk honk
racy institution foreskin
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
beta aggressive location
  04/27/24
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Free-loading dilemma
  04/27/24
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Nubile comical box office
  10/08/24
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Talented sadistic personal credit line
  10/08/24
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supple massive garrison
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Excitant sickened round eye azn
  06/06/24
...
Laughsome Irate Gaping
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
flickering doobsian lettuce therapy
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Beady-eyed silver heaven
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
flickering doobsian lettuce therapy
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Beady-eyed silver heaven
  06/06/24
...
Autistic Insanely Creepy Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/24/26
...
Talented sadistic personal credit line
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Vigorous magical tattoo
  09/14/25
...
Puce Principal's Office
  03/31/26
flame?
White marvelous temple
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Vigorous magical tattoo
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Misanthropic flatulent old irish cottage
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
nofapping jet striped hyena theatre
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Misanthropic flatulent old irish cottage
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Mentally impaired pink regret
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Autistic Insanely Creepy Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
really uplifting rape story
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: transparent self-centered halford

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Black spectacular sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: lascivious masturbator boltzmann

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: lascivious masturbator boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: magenta useless cumskin bawdyhouse

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: naked floppy persian

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: fragrant carnelian genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: amber arousing degenerate base

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: adventurous field gaming laptop

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: adventurous field gaming laptop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: adventurous field gaming laptop

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: adventurous field gaming laptop

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: beta aggressive location

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: adventurous field gaming laptop

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: beta aggressive location

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Smoky Crackhouse Dysfunction

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: topaz corner

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: mahogany diverse chapel mad-dog skullcap

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Nubile comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: racy institution foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: naked floppy persian

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: racy institution foreskin

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: beta aggressive location

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Free-loading dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Nubile comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Talented sadistic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: supple massive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Excitant sickened round eye azn

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Irate Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: flickering doobsian lettuce therapy

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed silver heaven

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: flickering doobsian lettuce therapy

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed silver heaven

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Autistic Insanely Creepy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Talented sadistic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Puce Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: White marvelous temple

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Vigorous magical tattoo

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic flatulent old irish cottage

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nofapping jet striped hyena theatre

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic flatulent old irish cottage

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pink regret

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Autistic Insanely Creepy Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: really uplifting rape story

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50021007)