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Update re Hypothetical Trip to country formerly known as PERSIAistan

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/11/24
So far thoughts of Iran: 1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain l...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/11/24
Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depr...
Infuriating Curious Home
  05/11/24
A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/11/24
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Mind-boggling misanthropic black woman
  05/11/24
"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few y...
Crystalline haunting house
  05/11/24
maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friend...
Lemon hell headpube
  05/12/24
Wow
Infuriating Curious Home
  05/12/24
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Lemon hell headpube
  05/12/24
This
Zombie-like trailer park
  05/12/24
Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/12/24
lol
Pontificating round eye feces
  05/12/24
Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll ...
Infuriating Curious Home
  05/12/24
180
Slippery institution wrinkle
  05/12/24
lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ...
Lemon hell headpube
  05/12/24
They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get t...
Fragrant well-lubricated hominid giraffe
  05/13/24
To be fair, So do we.
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  05/13/24
lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak ...
spectacular business firm
  05/13/24
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violent native laser beams
  05/11/24
>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Per...
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  05/11/24
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Thriller gay wizard doctorate
  05/12/24
Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering...
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  05/12/24
Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT m...
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  05/12/24
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bateful drunken therapy base
  05/12/24
It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking Ind...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/12/24
they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a ...
Thriller gay wizard doctorate
  05/12/24
Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the ...
Lemon hell headpube
  05/12/24
wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing l...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/13/24
lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they a...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/13/24
seems like you need to change your moniker
spectacular business firm
  05/13/24
Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some g...
Underhanded keepsake machete stage
  05/13/24
Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chape...
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  05/13/24
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not real.

Im still alive. I landed last night and get in line for immigration. The dude looks thru every page of my passport and is like who da furk is this turd and tells me to "wait over there"

I assume Im gonna get interrogated, maybe not let in. I just wait until literally everyone from the plane clears immigration and I go back to dood. He calls over some other dood, they speak their lingo and then dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

That was furking weird but whatever. Maek it to hotel and they keep my passport, my guide furking escorts me to my small little room like im a prisoner but whatever.

Then today is first day of tour, the two other ppl in group are both CHINAgirls ljl. No, wont pipe. One is hideous looking, other cld be okay maybe but she's seems butch or alt or some shit

Anyway, we are near some mosque area and the head scarf of one of the Chinagirls comes off and some SECRET POLICE old woman bitch in black burka comes by and tells her to put it back on. A few minutes later we are walking to mosque and see a dood in suit (with no tie) walking with 3-4 women in black burkas. They see some dood videotaping them and they tell him to delete it. Guide says they were Secretpolice ljl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47653927)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

So far thoughts of Iran:

1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain looking. Guys definnitely arent as gorgeous as Pak, many are short manlets actually. Ive seen some ok girls but with headscarfs and loose clothing its not like u can really even tell. I havent seen any Tehranni stunnaaas

2. More ppl look Turd than I thought. Its still under 5-10% but today I saw quite a few ppl who cld possibly pass as northern Indian or Paki. I didnt really expect this, maybe they are Kurdish or from southern provinces of Iran. A few ppl have spoken Persian to me so I dunno

3. Food is pretty 180, already had two meals of kebabs. Just had a minced lamb kebab and this Persian rice that was one of best ever

4. Ppl dont seem that friendly, in fact i rarely see ppl smiling. They seem sorta unhappy but cant really blame them. Since i have to be with this stupid guide though it sorta makes it hard to tell if ppl are friendly since im not dealing with anyone alone

Ill try to upload pics, got some lolzy ones of a propoganda billboard towards women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47653931)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: Infuriating Curious Home

Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depressed and angry now since everyone is a lot poorer than they were just a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47653971)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47653987)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling misanthropic black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47654074)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Crystalline haunting house

"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few years ago"

lol really? Looks like Tommy T has finally found his people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47654090)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Lemon hell headpube

maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friendly to us and everyone wanted to talk to us and invite us for tea and juice. maybe they're weirded out by some creepy turd.

lol that our experience in iran as jews was epic and these gorgeous persians want nothing to do w TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655211)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Curious Home

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655671)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Lemon hell headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655683)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like trailer park

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655677)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish persian or some shit , today in museum gift shop some Persian chic spike in their turd lingo to me and then when I said I can't speak she said oh u aren't Persian wtf is this shit I see too many turdish ppl here I thought this place was the land of Aryans wtf was Hitler thinking

These two chinks will get teen girls trying to talk to them but they are both so bitchy they don't get it and don't act nice to them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655929)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Pontificating round eye feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655966)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Infuriating Curious Home

Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll likely be friendly and hospitable (works best with people under 40 since they generally know more English)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655971)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Slippery institution wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655975)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Lemon hell headpube

lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47656473)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Fragrant well-lubricated hominid giraffe

They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get the fuck back to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657160)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: sienna concupiscible parlour codepig

To be fair,

So do we.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657163)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: spectacular business firm

lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak to Persian teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657165)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: violent native laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47653993)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Crystalline haunting house

>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

Weird way to ask. If you did speak it, you'd know it as Farsi (فارسی).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47654097)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:28 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655148)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia kitty cat

Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering off without your guide, go take some photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655166)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Pontificating round eye feces

Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT mullah faggots" while doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655220)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: bateful drunken therapy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655219)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking India or Pakistan, it's like "western" toilets are imperialist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47655952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Thriller gay wizard doctorate

they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a Christian cross too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47656002)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: Lemon hell headpube

Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the west and the shah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47656626)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing like pakis and modi do . ppl everywhere look way better in whatever their traditional clothing is, wearing suits is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657105)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:41 AM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they also dont have urinals in mens rooms for some reason im sure muzzie related

and doods will close door to squat toilet even just to pee. i know muzzies have some odd views of bathrooms as in saudi they barely even had them, like two stalls and one urinal in a huge train station. need to ask guide abt this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657103)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:24 AM
Author: spectacular business firm

seems like you need to change your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47657166)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some gorgeous dudes today and a few ladies

And doesnt seem as strict abt stuff, actually saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk near the main univ smoking a cigarette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47658440)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Thriller gay wizard doctorate

Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chaperone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47658468)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Underhanded keepsake machete stage

today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a bazaar got 30 min walking arnd and then at end he got us a taxi and put all three of us in without escorting me back to hotel

so think he just cared in tehran, now its moar chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#47658493)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Odious Wild Chad Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49804874)