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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
shivering national
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
motley codepig brethren
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Electric canary tank den
  04/18/25
Cr.
adventurous station
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Histrionic Cerise Therapy Area
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Primrose startled hospital pozpig
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
shivering national
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Alcoholic Nursing Home
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
shivering national
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Submissive indian lodge
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
shivering national
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Submissive indian lodge
  04/18/25
...
Offensive locus
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
heady deep electric furnace
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
shivering national
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Offensive locus
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
shivering national
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
shivering national
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Flushed round eye mood
  04/18/25
jfc goys
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Offensive locus
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
shivering national
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Henna bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Offensive locus
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Henna bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
dull headpube people who are hurt
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
shivering national
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
dull headpube people who are hurt
  04/18/25
...
violent crystalline theater stage idiot
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
shivering national
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Excitant Field Dog Poop
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Henna bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
shivering national
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
shivering national
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
shivering national
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Electric canary tank den
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
shivering national
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: shivering national

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: motley codepig brethren

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Electric canary tank den

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: adventurous station

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Histrionic Cerise Therapy Area

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Primrose startled hospital pozpig

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: shivering national

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: shivering national

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: shivering national

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Submissive indian lodge

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: heady deep electric furnace

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: shivering national

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Offensive locus

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: shivering national

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: shivering national

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flushed round eye mood

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Offensive locus

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: shivering national

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Henna bawdyhouse

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Offensive locus

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Henna bawdyhouse

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: dull headpube people who are hurt

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: shivering national

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: dull headpube people who are hurt

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: violent crystalline theater stage idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mewling charcoal business firm striped hyena

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: shivering national

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Excitant Field Dog Poop

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Henna bawdyhouse

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: shivering national

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: shivering national

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: shivering national

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Electric canary tank den

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: shivering national

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50073079)