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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I...
henna fluffy wagecucks
  05/28/25
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Bat shit crazy brunch
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hahaha fucking niggers
Hideous Windowlicker
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Appetizing Stain
  05/28/25
Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy
Abusive station voyeur
  05/28/25
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henna fluffy wagecucks
  05/28/25
clearly from op they've gone to unlimited
Red demanding crotch native
  05/28/25
Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you ...
razzle university
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fishy irradiated therapy
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henna fluffy wagecucks
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I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve hea...
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henna fluffy wagecucks
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Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache&qu...
henna fluffy wagecucks
  08/14/25
Friend........... Her "headache" was not a s$ym...
Bat shit crazy brunch
  08/19/25
This is fine.
henna fluffy wagecucks
  08/19/25
Yes, friend :).
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Bat shit crazy brunch
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lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done her...
Pearl talented church building wrinkle
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks

Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Hideous Windowlicker

hahaha fucking niggers

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM
Author: Appetizing Stain



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Abusive station voyeur

Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy

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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM
Author: Red demanding crotch native

clearly from op they've gone to unlimited

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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM
Author: razzle university

Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga

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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: fishy irradiated therapy



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: ungodly maize rehab ceo

I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now.

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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks

Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

Friend...........

Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.

The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.

This is its "reasonable accommodation."

It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.

The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.

Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49196207)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks

This is fine.

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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch

Yes, friend :).

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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM
Author: Pearl talented church building wrinkle

lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here

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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy brunch



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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: henna fluffy wagecucks



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