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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Glittery Senate The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225252) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Bonkers 180 Casino Stain Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225967) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Walnut Sinister Address Blood Rage Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Insanely creepy fortuitous meteor That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225274) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Laughsome idiotic hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239551) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: indecent dull den yarmulke , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225281) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: ivory marvelous haunted graveyard Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225309) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: Glittery Senate You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: ivory marvelous haunted graveyard I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225771) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Canary vivacious factory reset button site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225821) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50125880) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Canary vivacious factory reset button site delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225822) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49234981) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: Citrine spectacular wagecucks Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243826) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225953) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: carnelian karate corner That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225979) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Glittery Senate Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226126) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Glittery Senate And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49226197) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: carnelian karate corner so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49245306) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49225956) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made
Alcaraz, Carlos Arnaldi, Matteo Auger-Aliassime, Félix Cobolli, Flavio Djokovic, Novak Fery, Arthur Khachanov, Karen Menšík, Jakub Shelton, Ben Sinner, Jannik Tiafoe, Frances Zverev, Alexander
Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: carnelian karate corner Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239299) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239550) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Cracking indian lodge jewess What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239312) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: carnelian karate corner alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239486) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239553) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: carnelian karate corner This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240874) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Glittery Senate How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49240881) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Elite Razzle-dazzle Gaping We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239552) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Elite Razzle-dazzle Gaping Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49239570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: carnelian karate corner Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241623) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Glittery Senate Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49241633) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: stimulating crimson bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242045) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: stimulating crimson bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242044) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: Glittery Senate Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242050) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242477) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: Chrome Mind-boggling National Security Agency Dragon One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242508) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Glittery Senate Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242514) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Magenta Stead low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Glittery Senate #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49242777) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: Glittery Senate Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Citrine spectacular wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243830) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49243816) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: carnelian karate corner Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598974) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49599041) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Brass Ratface Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49598977) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626059) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49616728) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49626057) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49632584) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Glittery Senate Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: Glittery Senate Sinner lost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49637675) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station 🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49780103) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49861962) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: bronze dilemma sneaky criminal At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.
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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49887699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station #54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905054) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: carnelian karate corner ran here. kenny vindicated again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49905296) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Glittery Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49919996) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM Author: carnelian karate corner Bump for parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994012) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: Navy Friendly Grandma Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994028) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: snowy provocative plaza new version Sinner is going to creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49994053) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: carnelian karate corner Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49996110) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124214) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 OP wrecked everyone itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124485) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124653) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50124663) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday
Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired |