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flatulent grizzly spot
  02/20/26
out the firm
Heady mewling school
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
flatulent grizzly spot
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She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
blue weed whacker
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must be some type of strange minority play
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Or she fucked the right older guy.
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she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
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she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
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ice cream is 180
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layers and layers of makeup.
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tough to take seriously, would not engage
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imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
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shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
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Dare I say, tp?
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How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
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This is sort of true when one looks back.
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great word ty
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There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
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correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
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Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
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she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Heady mewling school

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: blue weed whacker

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: cerebral jap indirect expression

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: blue weed whacker

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Heady mewling school



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake kitty cat whorehouse

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Heady mewling school

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: razzle judgmental telephone pit

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Chestnut Hilarious Tattoo Sanctuary

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery legend

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: lilac naked bawdyhouse

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: pale excitant den



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Yapping Passionate Temple

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: translucent curious persian rigor



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: charismatic sable haunted graveyard

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: lilac naked bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Bateful offensive water buffalo

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Chestnut Hilarious Tattoo Sanctuary

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: magenta brunch



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Talented Fuchsia Site Nowag

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: arousing dark filthpig famous landscape painting

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Rambunctious lake kitty cat whorehouse

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: startling crackhouse milk

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: supple meetinghouse

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Orchid Doobsian Double Fault Space

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: razzle judgmental telephone pit

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: razzle judgmental telephone pit

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Heady mewling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: stirring ratface

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: scarlet motley property love of her life

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: cerebral jap indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: charismatic sable haunted graveyard

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: stirring ratface

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Heady mewling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: blue weed whacker

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: arousing dark filthpig famous landscape painting

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: arousing dark filthpig famous landscape painting

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: stirring ratface

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Heady mewling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: low-t hairraiser juggernaut parlour

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Lemon office circlehead

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: razzle judgmental telephone pit

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: stirring ratface

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: concupiscible mad cow disease

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: concupiscible mad cow disease

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: cerebral jap indirect expression

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Exciting Vermilion Casino

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: beady-eyed vengeful home boiling water

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: aggressive stage

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: stirring ratface

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Misunderstood codepig wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Talented Fuchsia Site Nowag

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Silver fat ankles

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: magenta brunch

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Drab vivacious internal respiration striped hyena

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Talented Fuchsia Site Nowag

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Talented Fuchsia Site Nowag

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Talented Fuchsia Site Nowag

“the lsats”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720693)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead cuckold

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Jade Impertinent Voyeur Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49719862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.

she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)

can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720290)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, what can I say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720786)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

how Frutiger Aero of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720793)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Fragrant electric furnace

TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L property casebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720813)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: flatulent grizzly spot

do you have her contact info?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49720827)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

check out these videos from her birthday!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRMnZJSUAl/

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRevHgtNJU/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50025656)