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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or ...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Sure
Trip Athletic Conference Boistinker
  03/13/26
180 Does it affect your life, like being able to go "...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the...
Trip Athletic Conference Boistinker
  03/13/26
Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alon...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to...
Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit
  03/13/26
Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? O...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets...
Emerald address kitty cat
  03/13/26
Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family m...
Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit
  03/13/26
Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot o...
Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit
  03/13/26
If you're in tech this is nbd
Emerald address kitty cat
  03/13/26
Can I wear nitrile gloves?
Emerald address kitty cat
  03/13/26
Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap
Emerald address kitty cat
  03/13/26
No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here w...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
No
Wonderful Tanning Salon
  03/13/26
Why not? You can still wash with water.
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want fo...
Wonderful Tanning Salon
  03/13/26
why not think about others for once
Emerald address kitty cat
  03/13/26
you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free
Pale bisexual theatre
  03/13/26
Does Tommy T get back pay?
Flatulent locus masturbator
  03/13/26
zing!
blathering motley volcanic crater
  03/13/26
...
gaped disturbing newt dopamine
  03/14/26
sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. i...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wip...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
because they arent soap? in that case im out at 1 million...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne...
Brilliant Embarrassed To The Bone Dragon
  03/13/26
Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care o...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Fuck it. I'm in.
Brilliant Embarrassed To The Bone Dragon
  03/13/26
can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not inte...
Swashbuckling Indirect Expression
  03/13/26
op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, ...
Swashbuckling Indirect Expression
  03/13/26
what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
Not allowed. Are you in?
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three year...
Cerebral Wine National Nibblets
  03/13/26
You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no s...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
Lol deal
Odious garrison weed whacker
  03/13/26
Just get in pool or ocean when you can Easy yes hypo I ba...
Glassy Liquid Oxygen
  03/13/26
do you wash your hands?
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water JF...
Glassy Liquid Oxygen
  03/13/26
yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer
Glassy Liquid Oxygen
  03/13/26
you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your assh...
khaki deep space
  03/13/26
Hypo says TP tp is fine
Glassy Liquid Oxygen
  03/13/26
Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.
Pearly Striped Hyena Market
  03/13/26
I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the clea...
harsh brethren
  03/13/26
Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the...
Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete
  03/13/26
so be an average indian except for the money part?
fantasy-prone tantric alpha water buffalo
  03/14/26
...
stimulating apoplectic abode
  03/14/26
I would just swim in a pool a lot.
Pink headpube
  03/14/26
what if Ganges only swimming hole available?
fantasy-prone tantric alpha water buffalo
  03/14/26


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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.

Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.

Washing with water or a cloth is fine.

You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739718)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference Boistinker

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739748)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

180

Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739789)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Trip Athletic Conference Boistinker

Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739895)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740685)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit

lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739758)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?

Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739795)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Emerald address kitty cat

Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739801)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739835)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit

i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.

people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739817)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739841)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Opaque slippery marketing idea orchestra pit

because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years

i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.

reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740734)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Emerald address kitty cat

If you're in tech this is nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739793)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: Emerald address kitty cat

Can I wear nitrile gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739797)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739839)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Emerald address kitty cat

Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739912)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740307)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Tanning Salon

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739910)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Why not? You can still wash with water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740308)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Tanning Salon

My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740573)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Emerald address kitty cat

why not think about others for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740655)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Pale bisexual theatre

you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740312)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Flatulent locus masturbator

Does Tommy T get back pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49739925)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: blathering motley volcanic crater

zing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740318)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: gaped disturbing newt dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49742338)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: khaki deep space

sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.

i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740313)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?

Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740410)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: khaki deep space

because they arent soap?

in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740485)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Brilliant Embarrassed To The Bone Dragon

Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740481)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740689)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Embarrassed To The Bone Dragon

Fuck it. I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740838)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Indirect Expression

can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740487)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: khaki deep space

op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740492)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Indirect Expression

you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740499)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: khaki deep space

what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?

i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part

shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740517)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Not allowed. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740692)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Wine National Nibblets

I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740491)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740693)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Odious garrison weed whacker

Lol deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740498)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Glassy Liquid Oxygen

Just get in pool or ocean when you can

Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740537)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: khaki deep space

do you wash your hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740579)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Glassy Liquid Oxygen

Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water

JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740588)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: khaki deep space

yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.

also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740618)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Glassy Liquid Oxygen

Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740629)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: khaki deep space

you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740642)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Glassy Liquid Oxygen

Hypo says TP tp is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740647)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Pearly Striped Hyena Market

Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740587)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: harsh brethren

I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740690)



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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Doobsian red coldplay fan keepsake machete

Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49740697)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fantasy-prone tantric alpha water buffalo

so be an average indian except for the money part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49742262)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: stimulating apoplectic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49742265)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Pink headpube

I would just swim in a pool a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49742536)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tantric alpha water buffalo

what if Ganges only swimming hole available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49743173)