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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end o...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the l...
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
What does your Black King think of this?
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
I'm scared to tell him.
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right sinc...
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I ...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
...
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up un...
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
...
Floppy pea-brained ticket booth
  07/01/26
3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it comin...
Cordovan hell
  07/01/26
Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unha...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
fewer than three months jfc no wonder you got fired
Bull headed cruise ship roommate
  07/01/26
~25 people laid off because of this.
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your...
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
The "three months" is one span of time though. I m...
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
cr. less [time] than three months.
Floppy pea-brained ticket booth
  07/01/26
cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is complet...
bespoke toaster sneaky criminal
  07/02/26
id sub to ur only fans
Peach Selfie
  07/01/26
Do you want feet pics?
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
ill jerk off to anything tbh
Peach Selfie
  07/01/26
This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably g...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Can you blame them?
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a m...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me...
free-loading violet karate
  07/01/26
In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of peo...
Charcoal soul-stirring milk depressive
  07/01/26
Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't fo...
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" t...
sickened elastic band main people
  07/01/26
I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128
Galvanic Forum Associate
  07/01/26
lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass
swashbuckling menage
  07/01/26
...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work&q...
excitant wild cuckoldry alpha
  07/01/26
oh he's open to something for sure
sickened elastic band main people
  07/01/26
...
Floppy pea-brained ticket booth
  07/01/26
...
cerebral national security agency orchestra pit
  07/02/26
Love this
pink indecent immigrant church
  07/01/26
Do they know you're an MPM champ?
Hairraiser Duck-like Volcanic Crater
  07/01/26
Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my ...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
If only you knew how much you suck
At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth
  07/01/26
Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board...
At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth
  07/01/26
Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question do...
Electric school cafeteria
  07/01/26
why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms
stubborn green jap
  07/01/26
welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻
Floppy pea-brained ticket booth
  07/01/26
you coming to the next film festival with me? It's time ...
Cracking big-titted tanning salon puppy
  07/01/26
Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doin...
At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth
  07/01/26
I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.
Brindle exciting personal credit line gas station
  07/02/26
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-...
At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth
  07/02/26
lol fag
Insanely creepy garnet office rigor
  07/02/26


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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.

I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973130)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973132)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Thanks for the kind words. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973133)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973143)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate

What does your Black King think of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973138)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

I'm scared to tell him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973141)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate

I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973146)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973155)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973166)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973184)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Floppy pea-brained ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974217)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: Cordovan hell

3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973139)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973147)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Bull headed cruise ship roommate

fewer than three months

jfc no wonder you got fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973144)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

~25 people laid off because of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973152)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973154)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate

The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973159)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Floppy pea-brained ticket booth

cr. less [time] than three months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974219)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: bespoke toaster sneaky criminal

cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is completely artificial. we could just as well define a unit of time called a “trimonth” equal to three months. instead of “ten years” being “plural,” it could be “one decade,” singular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Peach Selfie

id sub to ur only fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973157)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Do you want feet pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973164)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Peach Selfie

ill jerk off to anything tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973171)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973173)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate

Can you blame them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973175)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973180)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: free-loading violet karate

Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973188)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Charcoal soul-stirring milk depressive

In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home

No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards

Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973181)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: sickened elastic band main people

Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973176)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973182)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973204)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Forum Associate

https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973209)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling menage

lol 180

They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973212)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Electric school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973275)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: excitant wild cuckoldry alpha

Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973282)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: sickened elastic band main people

oh he's open to something for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973284)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Floppy pea-brained ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974225)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:23 AM
Author: cerebral national security agency orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975242)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: pink indecent immigrant church

Love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973791)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser Duck-like Volcanic Crater

Do they know you're an MPM champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49973798)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974207)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth

If only you knew how much you suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974931)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974940)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth

I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board with that comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975040)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Electric school cafeteria

Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974215)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: stubborn green jap

why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974218)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Floppy pea-brained ticket booth

welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974228)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Cracking big-titted tanning salon puppy

you coming to the next film festival with me?

It's time to pursue your dreams bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974247)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth

Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doing nothing all day shouldn’t do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49974889)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Brindle exciting personal credit line gas station

I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975167)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready parlor scourge upon the earth

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128192

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975288)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy garnet office rigor

lol fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#49975245)