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#1 retard/prole tell at work

When you ask someone for some information or clarity and the...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
This lamentation is credited
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
That's not my job.
180 cyan ape fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
fair, but can you at least describe and help get some sort o...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
What I do here is I read, enjoy, and interact with Cowgod, T...
180 cyan ape fortuitous meteor
  07/15/26
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergenc...
Dashing space
  07/15/26
99% of the time im asking the person with the infomation, th...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
Ordering anything other than chicken tenders
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
...
Razzmatazz alpha
  07/15/26
i fucking hate lawyers you all need to die i guarantee...
transparent geriatric puppy
  07/15/26
You get credit for the first two statements You will get ...
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
i would need an example of the questions op is asking and t...
transparent geriatric puppy
  07/15/26
Asking someone who deals with managing inventory "he...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
oh ur just a beta. that's fine. my apologies
transparent geriatric puppy
  07/15/26
oh yes. My bad for asking a question to the people who have ...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
Lol, this. So much this
Underhanded french quadroon
  07/15/26
(guy who interacts with normals at work)
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/16/26
Good job dodging a question intended to be illustrative of y...
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
im not a lawyer.
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
Not quitting tomorrow
Godawful rigpig
  07/15/26
this reminds me of the interactions I've had with cops insid...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
explain are you representing criminal?
Maroon hideous organic girlfriend
  07/15/26
no I've just had plenty of experiences with cops in and out ...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
i have this guy who i avoid asking questions any time i h...
Cracking bawdyhouse milk
  07/15/26
He’s the smart one in this situation, hth
Godawful rigpig
  07/15/26
why? everytime i want him to shut the fuck up i ask him a qu...
Cracking bawdyhouse milk
  07/15/26
If you're a software developer, the #1 Prole Tell is people ...
Laughsome Judgmental Whorehouse
  07/15/26
sounds like u work with an unfortunate number of jeets wh...
transparent geriatric puppy
  07/15/26
🎯
Laughsome Judgmental Whorehouse
  07/15/26
Birdbrains do this too. “Hi there!” “Good...
Magenta unholy forum
  07/15/26
I hate it too but I have heard the explanation of: they don'...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
What kind of retard shares their whole screen? I only share...
Thirsty Aqua Dopamine University
  07/15/26
hmm at the time I had this discussion I don't remember wheth...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
that's why you never ever work on your actual computer, u re...
transparent geriatric puppy
  07/15/26
If you do that with legal shit, people ask you to "zoom...
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
all the time. You got 2-3 screens. Just keep 1 screen with w...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
Why would you do that when it's no harder to just share the ...
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
if you want to show multiple applications. e.g. terminal, we...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
Yeah, I just remembered above there are plenty of non-lawyer...
know-it-all mischievous stag film
  07/15/26
yeah this subthread started out about software engs so some ...
Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt
  07/15/26
like the person below said, are u gonna switch the app windo...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
omg i see this every day
Cracking bawdyhouse milk
  07/15/26
indians. specifically fob indians. often with names like ven...
iridescent digit ratio tank
  07/15/26
Its ur fault for being in a position where you rely on prole...
excitant rusted patrolman
  07/15/26
Kinda hard to improve the operations of a business without i...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/15/26
I eat the fish
bright nursing home twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/26
What language is OP written in? I have no clue what he&rsquo...
submissive glassy brunch
  07/15/26
cr OP is a retard/prole
Nofapping boiling water legend
  07/17/26
"When you ask someone for some information or clarity a...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/17/26
Aren't you some guy who works in Thailand?
Yapping Wonderful Step-uncle's House Dog Poop
  07/15/26
that was 2010s my friend. havent lived in thailand is almost...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/16/26
Wow, almost half a decade.
Yapping Wonderful Step-uncle's House Dog Poop
  07/16/26
ya. So been in North America last 4 years... so no I dont li...
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/16/26
happened again today. different person
Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon
  07/17/26


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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

When you ask someone for some information or clarity and they respond by telling you what they do.

This is the single biggest difference between those making under $100k and more making $100k+. They are unable to think about what info, data, etc they have and try to answer questions/get clarity on something, but rather they can only describe their work inputs and outputs and the process they do between and hope that answers your questions.

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002171)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

This lamentation is credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002174)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: 180 cyan ape fortuitous meteor

That's not my job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002181)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

fair, but can you at least describe and help get some sort of understanding of whats going on involving your work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002189)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: 180 cyan ape fortuitous meteor

What I do here is I read, enjoy, and interact with Cowgod, TT, and Cock of Michael Obama poasts. That's my job. Ok??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002207)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Dashing space

Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002221)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

99% of the time im asking the person with the infomation, they just dont know it and only process things and dont even understand/know what info they have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002225)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

Ordering anything other than chicken tenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002172)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002671)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: transparent geriatric puppy

i fucking hate lawyers

you all need to die

i guarantee you just ask shit like an aspie retard lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002173)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

You get credit for the first two statements

You will get credit for the third if you can properly elaborate on it ITT, such as by creating an illustrative hypothetical conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002175)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: transparent geriatric puppy

i would need an example of the questions op is asking and to whom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002191)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

Asking someone who deals with managing inventory

"hey, for location A, can I get the estimated $ amount of inventory there and a list detailing it? whatever is the most recent thanks"

And I get 3 emails, multiple files, none of it answering my question, and walked through a process where the location people send them X data, she puts in it folder Y, she puts the values in file Z, etc. And I have to stop and be like... can I get the inventory at location A?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002196)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: transparent geriatric puppy

oh ur just a beta. that's fine. my apologies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002210)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

oh yes. My bad for asking a question to the people who have the information to ask it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002222)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Underhanded french quadroon

Lol, this. So much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002640)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

(guy who interacts with normals at work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003733)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

Good job dodging a question intended to be illustrative of your third point, or to at least bring you down to our level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002281)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

im not a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002190)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: Godawful rigpig

Not quitting tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002197)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

this reminds me of the interactions I've had with cops inside police stations. they can't answer questions or evaluate situations on an individual basis. they can just recite and execute procedure and they short-circuit if the current situation doesn't fit into the exact scenarios they're used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002201)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Maroon hideous organic girlfriend

explain are you representing criminal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002203)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

no I've just had plenty of experiences with cops in and out of stations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002206)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse milk

i have this guy who i avoid asking questions

any time i have to ask a question of him it will be a 30 min long monologue and 90% of the time it doesnt answer my question at all

ive even just said all i need is a yes or no and he is incapable of doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002202)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Godawful rigpig

He’s the smart one in this situation, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002205)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse milk

why? everytime i want him to shut the fuck up i ask him a question and watch him drone on as i listen to a podcast on my headbud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002633)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Judgmental Whorehouse

If you're a software developer, the #1 Prole Tell is people who message you with "Hello Juan"

and then wait for you to respond hello back before detailing what their question is

https://nohello.net/en/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002209)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: transparent geriatric puppy

sounds like u work with an unfortunate number of jeets

when i had to they all did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002214)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Judgmental Whorehouse

🎯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002215)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Magenta unholy forum

Birdbrains do this too. “Hi there!” “Good morning!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002691)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

I hate it too but I have heard the explanation of: they don't know if you're screen sharing, and sending an initial message allows the recipient to quickly turn off notifs so nothing pops up for any unintended audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002226)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Thirsty Aqua Dopamine University

What kind of retard shares their whole screen? I only share individual applications. Or if I need to switch between multiple applications, I only share a carefully chosen part of my screen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002247)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

hmm at the time I had this discussion I don't remember whether they would've meant screen sharing via conferencing software or projecting their screen to an IRL room of people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002250)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: transparent geriatric puppy

that's why you never ever work on your actual computer, u remote in to the work laptop and share that screen instead. or at least a VM

sharing the entire screen is often pretty useful. i side by side windows quite frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002255)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

If you do that with legal shit, people ask you to "zoom in more" or complain they can't see anything before quickly giving up and losing hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002292)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

all the time. You got 2-3 screens. Just keep 1 screen with whatever you want to share. How retarded are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002267)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

Why would you do that when it's no harder to just share the particular window you want to share? What the fuck is going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002289)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

if you want to show multiple applications. e.g. terminal, web browser, IDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002291)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: know-it-all mischievous stag film

Yeah, I just remembered above there are plenty of non-lawyers on this site. We need to stay zoomed in to have any hope of getting through a meaningful discussion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002296)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Big Bull Headed Foreskin People Who Are Hurt

yeah this subthread started out about software engs so some of us are coming at it from that perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002301)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

like the person below said, are u gonna switch the app window back and forth? do you only use 1 app for work for something? its 1000x easier just to share a window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002320)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Cracking bawdyhouse milk

omg i see this every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002622)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: iridescent digit ratio tank

indians. specifically fob indians. often with names like venkat, srini, or gurpreet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002653)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: excitant rusted patrolman

Its ur fault for being in a position where you rely on proles/retards for jerb stuff. Only time I see emails from them is when they inadvertently send some prole retard email to a listhost of 10,000k employees and we all get to see their clownish font, formatting, and email sigs.

In the rare instance where I have to interact with a prole retard for work, I make sure not to overwhelm or overstimulate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002714)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

Kinda hard to improve the operations of a business without interacting with the people who run the tasks of the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002724)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: bright nursing home twinkling uncleanness

I eat the fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002719)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: submissive glassy brunch

What language is OP written in? I have no clue what he’s saying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50002725)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Nofapping boiling water legend

cr

OP is a retard/prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006245)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

"When you ask someone for some information or clarity and they respond by telling you what they do. "

you dont understand that? you might be my retarded coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006252)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Yapping Wonderful Step-uncle's House Dog Poop

Aren't you some guy who works in Thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

that was 2010s my friend. havent lived in thailand is almost half a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003730)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Yapping Wonderful Step-uncle's House Dog Poop

Wow, almost half a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003979)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

ya. So been in North America last 4 years... so no I dont live in Asia and havent for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50003982)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Low-t Salmon Tanning Salon

happened again today. different person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882989&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50006227)