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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
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Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
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I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Glassy Filthpig
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
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Camuuuuuuuus
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correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
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op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Insane Sinister Tank
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Puce federal fat ankles windowlicker
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
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portrait of the artist as a young man
blue jew
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
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Ulysses
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Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
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maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
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i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
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While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
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Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
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124 was spiteful.
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Toni Morrison, Beloved
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At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
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is this the swans book?
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yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
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i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
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The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
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What’s it going to be then, eh?
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A clockwork orange
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September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
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William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
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„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
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the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
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Ty herr kommandant
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...
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...
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In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
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Catch-22
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edit ❌
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No I fucked it up
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Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
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I apologize for being so bad at this
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lmao you're fine
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Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
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Dickens
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anna karenina
blue jew
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It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
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The English Patient
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wtf
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Catch 22
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I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
boyish weed whacker
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I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
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Orwell
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Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
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Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
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🧐🤔
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...
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...
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...
spectacular yapping home hissy fit
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the spaceporn story
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...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
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I really can't
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Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
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yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
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Triste!
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I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
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It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
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see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
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Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
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the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
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No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
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https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
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«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
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I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
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It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
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Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
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You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
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Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
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don't know :(
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Sound and Fury
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oh good one
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Great thread. These were difficult.
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3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
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Mein Kampf?
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No.
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Dracula
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Im gay
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A Confederacy of Dunces
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A Promised Land, Barack Obama
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God Emperor of Dune
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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
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raisin in the sun
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It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
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Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
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https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
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Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Glassy Filthpig

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Insane Sinister Tank

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Puce federal fat ankles windowlicker

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: blue jew

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mustard overrated ticket booth codepig

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mustard overrated ticket booth codepig

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Exciting Feces

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
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Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
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Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy silver halford set

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy silver halford set

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mustard overrated ticket booth codepig

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
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September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
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William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Charcoal House

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Charcoal House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Charcoal House

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Charcoal House

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: blue jew

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Charcoal House

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy silver halford set

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mustard overrated ticket booth codepig

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Charcoal House

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: spectacular yapping home hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting Feces

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Charcoal House

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Charcoal House

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Charcoal House

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Charcoal House

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Charcoal House

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Charcoal House

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: boyish weed whacker

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Obsidian big-titted garrison prole

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Obsidian big-titted garrison prole

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Hot hilarious preventive strike

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Walnut queen of the night

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating meetinghouse

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: spectacular yapping home hissy fit

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: hairraiser rough-skinned abode turdskin

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: plum hell

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating meetinghouse

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: glittery pale newt

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Charcoal House

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: glittery pale newt

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ГѓЖ’#50101306)