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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
Galvanic Fishy Pit Wrinkle
  09/02/26
Tiger did nothing wrong
Vivacious gaming laptop
  09/02/26
there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
talented sweet tailpipe
  09/02/26
he's asian
Vivacious gaming laptop
  09/02/26
blasian, actually
talented sweet tailpipe
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
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Multi-colored demanding preventive strike
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
sooty piazza affirmative action
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
Fuchsia state really tough guy
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
dun buck-toothed office
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
Multi-colored demanding preventive strike
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to d...
Salmon Market Water Buffalo
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal? T...
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haunting home sneaky criminal
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
  09/02/26
Great deal for a repeat offender
Salmon Market Water Buffalo
  09/02/26
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Azure turdskin volcanic crater
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Fishy Pit Wrinkle

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Vivacious gaming laptop

Tiger did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110800)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: talented sweet tailpipe

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Vivacious gaming laptop

he's asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: talented sweet tailpipe

blasian, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored demanding preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110875)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: sooty piazza affirmative action

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia state really tough guy

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111421)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: dun buck-toothed office

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111129)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored demanding preventive strike

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Salmon Market Water Buffalo

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111412)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal?

The Judge was well within their power to say that they didn't think this sufficiently penalized the Defendant nor serve as a deterrent.

The Prosucutor pussed out and the Judge let him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50120198)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: haunting home sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Salmon Market Water Buffalo

Great deal for a repeat offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Azure turdskin volcanic crater



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



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