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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Gaped judgmental persian
  05/20/25
Never played it
soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
up-to-no-good coiffed filthpig
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  05/20/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/24/25
wario land
Ruby telephone
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Jet-lagged Azure Stag Film Blood Rage
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  05/20/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Dark Curious Den
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  10/23/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/23/25
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stubborn wagecucks
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
haunting cuckold headpube
  10/23/25
Jesus
Gaped judgmental persian
  10/23/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Indigo indecent base
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Indigo indecent base
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Gaped judgmental persian
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Indigo indecent base
  10/25/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
Indigo indecent base
  10/25/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
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soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike
  10/25/25
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free-loading nubile affirmative action
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Gaped judgmental persian

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: up-to-no-good coiffed filthpig

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Ruby telephone

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Azure Stag Film Blood Rage

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Dark Curious Den

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: stubborn wagecucks



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: haunting cuckold headpube

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Gaped judgmental persian

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Indigo indecent base

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Indigo indecent base

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Gaped judgmental persian

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Indigo indecent base

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Indigo indecent base

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring amethyst preventive strike



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: free-loading nubile affirmative action



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50094784)