Date: July 19th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Beady-eyed Sinister Indian Lodge
3AM weeknights at Planet Fitness.
Just me and 1 or 2 other stonecold psychos -- and the overnight front-desk beaner who wears a Ghostubsters-style 'steam cleaner' backpack w/ attached nozzle hose which he uses to steam all the equipment for the coming day.