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I'm unemployed as of today. Laid off after less than three months.
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:42 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse ONE WEEK of severance, health care covered through the end of July.
I saw it coming and expected it to happen earlier. I just updated my resume. If anyone has a $300k WFH sinecure available, I'm listening. |
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:43 AM Author: supple preventive strike Your work product is really shitty and I'm glad to see the locus of capital move away from your part of the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973132) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:44 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Thanks for the kind words. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973133) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:48 AM Author: supple preventive strike Mazel tov! Happy to buy you a drink over it. (Luke 6:31) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973143) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage What does your Black King think of this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973138) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:47 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse I'm scared to tell him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973141) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage I'm assuming he doesn't have to "work", right since he has a white"boy" slave bitch to provide resources, a King should never have to work. This is always the job of his slaveboy. But I'm guessing he will PUNISH you for this, and your weak white body will have to go completely limp and just accept it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973146) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse I hope he punishes and humiliates me, because that's what I deserve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973155) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973166) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:04 AM Author: supple preventive strike Hi cucumbers. No worries breh! I got a job offer lined up under me for your black king once I get established in my new position. Hopefully he'll be able to support you with his new salary and maybe we can go on some fun double dates sometime for company events? I heard from a mutual friend that you love minigolf. Feel free to circle back and as always you know where to find me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973184) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: beady-eyed theater reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974217) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:45 AM Author: cobalt big rehab liquid oxygen 3 months? how does that happen, and how did you see it coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973139) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Don't want to give too much details, but the client was unhappy with the work product after two years and decided not to extend their contract at the very last moment (last night). Things were already bad when I joined, and several people on my team were trying to make internal moves to other projects in the last month. Also my manager was not optimistic about how things were going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973147) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Spruce Zombie-like Church Digit Ratio fewer than three months
jfc no wonder you got fired |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse ~25 people laid off because of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973152) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: supple preventive strike Your numbers are a little off I think, could you update your figures and circle back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973154) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage The "three months" is one span of time though. I mean at least the way it is being treated in that sentence. Three months could obviously be countable too, but he is treating it as a single timespan. Less than is correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973159) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed theater reading party cr. less [time] than three months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974219) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM Author: histrionic library cr. the fact that it’s “plural” is completely artificial. we could just as well define a unit of time called a “trimonth” equal to three months. instead of “ten years” being “plural,” it could be “one decade,” singular (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975164) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Impressive place of business id sub to ur only fans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973157) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:57 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Do you want feet pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973164) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:59 AM Author: Impressive place of business ill jerk off to anything tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973171) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse This shit company hired me knowing the client was probably going to bail only so that I could milk the client for more money up to the very last moment wtf. Jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973173) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage Can you blame them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973175) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse I've seen worse (people getting laid off after less than a month). Thought I was going into a very stable job until I saw how bad things actually were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973180) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Stage Usually how it is now outside of Biggest companies. Makes me wonder how much longer this "country" can possibly continue functioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973188) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: wonderful ruby tank In my first LEGAL BOSS job, I had to help RIF a bunch of people. One of them had just joined as her second job out of college. She left something stable to "make the world better." Her husband had been laid off the month before, and they had a 2 year old or something at home
No one owes her or her family a living or anything, but it was pretty fucking terrible. She was absolutely distraught. The only bright side was that it helped alienate some other key contributors who left of the own volition shortly afterwards
Shit is just fucking brutal and dehumanizing |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: supple preventive strike Shame that failed lol but hey those kinds of things don't follow you around professionally for the rest of your life so I'm sure you'll be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973181) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:01 AM Author: stirring violent hell Did they find all your "holy fuck I hate coding" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973176) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:03 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse I doubt it as I do not visit xo on my work computer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973182) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:14 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Thread where I predicted this: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875349&mc=3&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973204) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:18 AM Author: supple preventive strike https://youtu.be/kLbn61Z4LDI?si=dDheAVQY3xy1JceP&t=128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973209) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:20 AM Author: Frozen public bath nibblets lol 180 They know you're shit and fired your retarded ass |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:50 AM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973275) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:54 AM Author: crawly orchestra pit pistol Don't forget to change your LinkedIn to "Open To Work" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973282) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:55 AM Author: stirring violent hell oh he's open to something for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973284) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: beady-eyed theater reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:23 AM Author: mint harsh depressive station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975242) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:02 PM Author: odious french chef Love this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973791) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:04 PM Author: big-titted black woman Do they know you're an MPM champ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49973798) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:12 PM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Thank you for your support during this difficult time in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974207) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:31 PM Author: yellow home If only you knew how much you suck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974931) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:41 PM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Aren't you bald? Your comments are less than worthless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974940) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:48 PM Author: yellow home I have Hair and you’re offending like 60% of the board with that comment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975040) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:16 PM Author: salmon laser beams whorehouse Should I go solo? I'm not even a lawyer, so this question doesn't even make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974215) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: rambunctious mind-boggling pisswyrm voyeur why didnt you at least refuse to sign the resignation forms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974218) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:20 PM Author: beady-eyed theater reading party welcum to the club 👋🏻👋🏻 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974228) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Awkward tan pocket flask you coming to the next film festival with me?
It's time to pursue your dreams bro. |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:12 PM Author: yellow home Why did you change jobs? People like you who brag about doing nothing all day shouldn’t do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49974889) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:10 AM Author: Primrose vibrant box office I will be unemployed next month. Cannot wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975167) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:08 AM Author: yellow home https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128192 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975288) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:24 AM Author: Diverse Parlor lol fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878875&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49975245) |