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Probably getting fired for some "locker room talk" at the office

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a chee...
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“I’d tear up her ACL!”
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whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?
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is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite
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lol cq
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A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR l...
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WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"
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The law is 180
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gross, dude. have some self-respect
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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter

I walk in today and see this huge cardboard cutout of a cheerleader & say to my buddy "whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman? I'd let her shake my pom-poms". And i grabbed my crotch area.

Well it turns out it's one of the partner's 17 year old daughter and he was in earshot. I guess she tore her ACL or something at cheer nationals so we were all supposed to sign it as a get well thing. They asked me to go ahead and head home for the day and said they'd talk about what to do next. We usually have a really loose atmosphere and like to bust each other's balls but this might have gone too far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49868094)



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Blue Hospital

“I’d tear up her ACL!”

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: indigo beady-eyed masturbator



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: unholy lascivious crotch meetinghouse



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Stirring Honey-headed Plaza

Ass

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Labia

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: mustard kitty cat locus



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter

tp

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: indigo beady-eyed masturbator

*Clunge

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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Saffron Fragrant Gunner



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: indigo beady-eyed masturbator

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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: unholy lascivious crotch meetinghouse



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: gold hell



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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 5th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: maize dilemma hairy legs

adult gig?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: iridescent passionate trust fund church building



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Date: May 5th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: multi-colored magenta institution

whoa who is this hot piece of ass adult woman?

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: gold hell

is this a hot piece of ass adult woman convention amirite

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: multi-colored magenta institution

lol cq

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter

A guy in the know down at the office texted me tonight: HR looked through the company policy binder and said I can't be fired because

1) she is a civilian, not an employee, so it's not harassment

And

2) I implied she was of age. If I knew she wasn't an adult woman and said what I did, I'd likely be canned. There was no age written on the cardboard thing and she really looks like a 90s Baywatch lifeguard woman. Even other older chicks there said she looks like a real woman with huge cans. Sounds like I'm in the clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49868862)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: Twisted lavender generalized bond

WHEW good thing you specified "adult woman"

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac parlor

I'll bite...

You're not in the clear because her dad now has it in for you. The other female employees will act sympathetic because they hate dad for flaunting hot daughter. However they hate you more for recognizing hot daughter and acting like a normal man.

HR will prevent you from being fired now. But you did commit a speech / thought crime. You'll be performance reviewed out by year end. Call recruiters asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49868968)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: jet affirmative action public bath

By law, harassment needs to be REPEATED and UNWELCOME. This was neither. You are entirely in the clear and ur butthurt colleagues should try looking at the LAW for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49869046)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Spectacular forum incel

Yeah I grabbed this one coworker’s cannons and honked em once and they tried to get me on that but couldn’t since it was just a one-time event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49869086)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: kink-friendly mint property

It also doesn't matter if the subject of a joke is uncomfortable as long as someone who witnesses or overheard it is. There's gray line around repetition and egregiousness as well

Your HR team anecdote actually makes this more believable than if you reported them to have any real knowledge or understanding of key HR principles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864046&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49869130)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter

The law is 180

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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: multi-colored magenta institution

one weird trick. i mean, i'll be damned, saved by the company handbook

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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller hall community account

"oh yeah that cutout? definitely looks like a real woman. Huge cans too." (58 yo HR lady)

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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: multi-colored magenta institution



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Primrose Location Ape

We just went through that training. If it makes any faggots uncomfortable the faggots can still sue you

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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Razzle pozpig



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Date: May 6th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: Crimson kitchen jap



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Date: May 6th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Scarlet electric laser beams

we adult woman fetishists are a persecuted sexual minority. emphasize that angle

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: unholy lascivious crotch meetinghouse

gross, dude. have some self-respect

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Date: May 6th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter



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Date: May 6th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Slate boiling water



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Date: May 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth

This is going viral

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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: unholy lascivious crotch meetinghouse



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Thriller hall community account



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Rebellious office headpube



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Date: May 7th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: vengeful frum trump supporter

180

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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Twisted lavender generalized bond



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Massive self-absorbed turdskin roast beef



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