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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Floppy Base I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Contagious Swollen Space get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: spectacular feces hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Floppy Base What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: spectacular feces Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Floppy Base I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: spectacular feces Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Sable provocative generalized bond site lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: High-end ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Up-to-no-good set nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: soul-stirring blue gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Stimulating house-broken masturbator gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: splenetic faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: pea-brained death wish philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Duck-like Jewess FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Irradiated resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: electric massive main people first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: flushed frisky fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Frozen Curious Piazza did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Sickened grizzly nibblets son of senegal Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Frozen Curious Piazza no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Odious Hospital Mad Cow Disease This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: gaped burgundy useless brakes faggot firefighter going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: wonderful mauve trump supporter orchestra pit Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: bat shit crazy big senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Irradiated resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: mustard ratface business firm http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Sable provocative generalized bond site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Frozen Curious Piazza how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Irradiated resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Frozen Curious Piazza oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: gaped burgundy useless brakes faggot firefighter Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: electric massive main people Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: flushed frisky fanboi also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: electric massive main people ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: mustard ratface business firm lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Smoky idiotic crackhouse mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Smoky idiotic crackhouse mental disorder he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: bateful menage link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: bisexual circlehead lodge Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: know-it-all kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Floppy Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: cracking casino trust fund LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: confused glittery queen of the night persian Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Nudist Indigo Range Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: olive depressive Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Duck-like Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Medicated field Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Sienna Institution Psychic (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: electric massive main people this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: electric massive main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: know-it-all kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Floppy Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Floppy Base Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Nudist Indigo Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50095683) |