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Iran put the USS Ford out of service FOR A YEAR with a single drone strike
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:57 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762052) |
Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:58 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain hahah oh wht a "laundry room fire" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762058) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface there absolutely was a fire that started in the laundry room (when an Iranian drone struck the ship) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762096) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain the Shahed laundry detergent exploded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762181) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:07 AM Author: big tan gunner tank lol the damage to our reputation coming out of this war is unreal. nobody is going to take us seriously as a superpower anymore.
although maybe they didn't anyway. other than the gulf war in 91, have we won any wars? WW2 doesn't fully count because russia kind of won that for us, but fuck it i'll give us WW2. what else have we even won? |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:11 AM Author: awkward sienna incel site War on poverty, drugs, pretty much whatever we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762125) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:37 PM Author: ultramarine bipolar stock car lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763646) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:16 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface Reminder: Saddam remained in power for over a decade after the Gulf War. We spent the rest of the 90s enforcing TTT “no fly zones” like a bunch of cucks, then still had to go back there for a much larger scale war when all was said and done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762139) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:18 AM Author: big tan gunner tank We clearly would have gotten gaped if we’d invaded like the Jews demanded. Ok so have we ever won a war? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762146) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:22 AM Author: garnet indian lodge pistol This is so far removed from reality I don't know if you're trolling or just that far gone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762157) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:25 AM Author: transparent razzle property Two decades of combining cocaine and AZT has destroyed his brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762166) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface you sound like a guy who thought Trump was the anti-war candidate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762169) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:05 PM Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Ape That's what's so crazy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766491) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:31 AM Author: big tan gunner tank (guy who gets his news from fox news and trump's truth social account)
sure thing, trump making up fake "negotiations" is a good sign that we're winning. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain funny how the US sucks at war but keeps doing it, its in fact the only major thing it HASNT given up on. like its given up on infra, bullet trains, fixing helathcare/education/crime/niggas/obesity etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762186) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Indecent cracking stage Our power projection has been pretty good, though air defenses didn't work as well as we expected. Trump is a complete moron, but he's only going to be president for less than three years and will start being a lame duck long before that.
It's Britain whose stature has fallen the most imo- they basically lack the military might to do anything, regardless of who leads them. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain "but Britain!" he lisped as a Big Persian Cock penetrated his Laundry Room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762296) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:15 PM Author: fragrant plum clown meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763594) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:03 PM Author: onyx jewess area eh, russia can't take ukraine and china can't take taiwan.
of course any of us could win militarily. it's just that it would probably launch ww3. so we're stuck in these rinky dink quasi-wars where we just bomb shit for a while. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface The ship’s sprinkler system would have put out a laundry fire with relative ease. It was 100% an Iranian attack that did this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762180) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain sorry u hate amerikkka, shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762184) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Indecent cracking stage Rumors are that it was sabotage by sailors who want to go home. If so, they could have disabled the sprinkler system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762190) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:32 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain rofl yes im sure shanika just switches sprinkler off, so easy
the sabotage story was literally BS, theye created an even more insane story to deflect from the obvious this was iran |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:33 AM Author: Indecent cracking stage You can't cover something like that up on a ship with thousands of disgruntled witnesses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762202) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface reports of a direct hit are already starting to leak out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762279) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: haunting coiffed stain lol just wait they only got to shore recently but yes they can easily fking keep it under wraps, its not like furkers on ship have tiktok. oh wait those shrew bitches prob do but diuring deployment im sure they take the phones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762300) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:34 AM Author: big tan gunner tank how likely is this? wouldn't a bunch of people be getting court martialed over it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762208) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:37 AM Author: awkward sienna incel site Sabotage the caterpillar drive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762233) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface How many spies did the deep state put on my ship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762294) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: awkward sienna incel site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49765268) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:31 AM Author: trip buck-toothed puppy space Who knew that the world's most-advanced aircraft carrier couldn't handle the soiled underwear of 700 female sailors? Must've been truly hideous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762195) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Ape imagine the smells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766134) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface It’s docking in Crete right now. Once the exterior damage is seen and photographed and the sailors start mingling with the locals they won’t be able to contain the story any longer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762422) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:25 PM Author: haunting coiffed stain im lookign at it on google earth, seems there's home and shit nearby, i bet the carrier comes in at night so no one can see, this is gay as furk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762439) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface It’s there now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762494) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:51 PM Author: haunting coiffed stain gorgeous china will release sat photos soon since the commercila sat faggots all are delaying release
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface you don’t need china. some local fisherman will post pics then the jig will be up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762534) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 1:27 PM Author: crusty philosopher-king More embarrassing: a fire on a ship surrounded by water, or a famine on an island surrounded by fish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49762647) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Milky frisky turdskin Ok guys it's been a couple hours what's the honest truth straight from the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763188) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:56 PM Author: underhanded irradiated black woman step-uncle's house its 2026 and there is zero credible reporting on anything going on over there. you have to read the jews at the times and al qaeda at al jazeera and sort of see if any pieces fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763272) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Milky frisky turdskin i can always trust my autoadmit friends to report the facts though... right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763279) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:58 PM Author: spectacular senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763730) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Gold aggressive address skinny woman I know someone that's worked on that carrier and he thinks it's criminal some of what the contractors did. The plumbing is a nightmare. Keep in mind this is our newest carrier. He wouldn't rule out sabotage because sailors are idiots but it's pound your ass prison of you get caught and navy investigations don't bother with normal civ pro. He said that it would probably be easier to hit the white house with a drone than the carrier. He gave almost zero percent chance it was struck by anything from Iran. He definitely thought incompetence was more likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763261) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 6:58 PM Author: beady-eyed cerise legend nibblets Ivanka and Sarah Huckabee Sanders strike again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763560) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:30 PM Author: yapping affirmative action menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763828) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: Out-of-control Cuckoldry Ape Jen smirking as another "Psaki bomb" is discovered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766486) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:57 PM Author: High-end aromatic sandwich Laundry machines dont catch fire. They have something called electrical grounding, its 19th century technology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763727) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:03 PM Author: Gold aggressive address skinny woman Good to know. I have no idea what happened, how the fire started, or how these dumb fuck proles almost burnt the ship down. But I can say it was not from Iran.
I believe the Ford also just completed the longest deployment in modern history. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: High-end aromatic sandwich People can handle strain. Including being inside a luxury floating vessel. Without losing their minds and mutinying- in fact pirate ships with A LITTLE BIT worse accommodations used to prowl the high seas. Basically your friend is not privy to Iranian tech and tactics that especially could be enhanced by Russian/Chinese tech, and he doesn't know the events of that day. But I know laundry machines really well and I can tell you its not easy to start a fire with them, also the volume and arrangement of combustibles nearby would have to be just so, plus the fire suppression systems not working. Versus one high-tech drone succeeding, which do you think is more likely |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Gold aggressive address skinny woman The issue isn't how the fire started but rather why did it take 30 fucking hours to put out. That seems to be the failure. Apparently for the laundry service there is supposed to be a double watch while the machines are running and there is speculation someone fucked up, then the fire suppression system underperformed.
What option do you take: 80iq sailors on a year long deployment fucking up or Iran deploying a technology that is novel compared to anything they've used thus far, and this new tech miraculously penetrating possibly the most heavily guarded airspace on the planet. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Indecent cracking stage https://x.com/KerryBurgess/status/2036137680010916285 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763437) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Buff locale This is why you clean the lint trap after every load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763441) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:17 PM Author: fragrant plum clown meetinghouse tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763598) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:25 PM Author: Gold aggressive address skinny woman Not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763616) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Odious chartreuse partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763773) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:59 PM Author: slimy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49764007) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:53 PM Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49764152) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:42 PM Author: Bateful Magenta Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763659) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:46 PM Author: Seedy flatulent native haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763678) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Curious hateful stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763950) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:57 PM Author: Marvelous Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49763997) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:59 PM Author: slimy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49764009) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Boyish pea-brained love of her life pocket flask How does a dryer lint fire melt steel hull on a ship? 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49765208) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: Erotic Nursing Home Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766124) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: chest-beating patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766501) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Histrionic center circlehead maybe some sailor finally got fed up with the nonfunctional toilets on that POS?
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/01/22/the-navys-largest-ship-continues-to-be-plagued-by-plumbing-issues/ |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: mildly autistic faggot firefighter laughing so hard that the crown jewel of the military was sent home for 2 years by a 35k shahed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49765299) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: Milky frisky turdskin kill every last fucking lawyer on earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49765406) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: big tan gunner tank has that been confirmed yet, or are they still saying the dryer malfunctioned? in a way, that narrative is more damaging. you can put a battleship out of commission over a little fire? wtf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766127) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: mildly autistic faggot firefighter no not confirmed, remember the most important thing is that trump is not humiliated
here he is bragging that AKSHUALLY, three of our planes that were shot down were done by us
https://x.com/realstewpeters/status/2036532517126230250 |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: big tan gunner tank 180. are president rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49766130) |