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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
cobalt awkward love of her life
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
cobalt awkward love of her life
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
cobalt awkward love of her life
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
cobalt awkward love of her life
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Hyperventilating son of senegal
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
khaki irradiated place of business address
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
cruel-hearted sanctuary
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
ebony disrespectful theatre
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge
  05/22/26
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flirting confused chapel
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
claret tantric point travel guidebook
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
vivacious market death wish
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Adventurous puppy meetinghouse
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Pearl fluffy turdskin public bath
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Fantasy-prone violet senate
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
cruel-hearted sanctuary
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Flickering famous landscape painting
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Fantasy-prone violet senate
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
ebony disrespectful theatre
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Hyperventilating son of senegal
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khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Appetizing liquid oxygen
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
claret tantric point travel guidebook
  05/24/26
mods
Dashing fuchsia marketing idea
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
hairless lavender national security agency lay
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
hairless lavender national security agency lay
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Clear Stage Ape
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/22/26
lol
Hyperventilating son of senegal
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Sinister set windowlicker
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Mischievous Exciting Base
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
khaki irradiated place of business address
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
khaki irradiated place of business address
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
khaki irradiated place of business address
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
khaki irradiated place of business address
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
thirsty vigorous space
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They have a pretty sick IG
khaki irradiated place of business address
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Mischievous Exciting Base
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Mustard Rehab
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
khaki irradiated place of business address
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AI
cruel-hearted sanctuary
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: cobalt awkward love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49905354)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating son of senegal

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: claret tantric point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: concupiscible olive heaven scourge upon the earth

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: soggy personal credit line private investor



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone violet senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: brindle spot police squad



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ebony disrespectful theatre

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: flirting confused chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: claret tantric point travel guidebook

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Poppy Lodge

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious market death wish

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous puppy meetinghouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Pearl fluffy turdskin public bath

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone violet senate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Flickering famous landscape painting

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone violet senate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: ebony disrespectful theatre

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating son of senegal

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Sinister set windowlicker

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing liquid oxygen

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: claret tantric point travel guidebook

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Dashing fuchsia marketing idea

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: hairless lavender national security agency lay

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: laughsome insanely creepy incel forum

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: hairless lavender national security agency lay

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: laughsome insanely creepy incel forum

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: floppy generalized bond school

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: hairless lavender national security agency lay

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Clear Stage Ape

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating son of senegal

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sinister set windowlicker

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Mischievous Exciting Base

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Mischievous Exciting Base

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Exciting Base

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: carmine misanthropic hall

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: thirsty vigorous space

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Exciting Base

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Mustard Rehab

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,


Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: khaki irradiated place of business address

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sanctuary

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: claret tantric point travel guidebook

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: razzle university

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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