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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
odious genital piercing kitty
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
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Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
trip toaster regret
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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  07/03/15
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  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Aqua stirring space
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
laughsome university headpube
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
supple dun theater stage candlestick maker
  07/03/15
Rude
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
onyx piazza
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Crimson Kitchen
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
elite legend wagecucks
  07/03/15
lol
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Maroon station sound barrier
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
french church boistinker
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
bull headed angry step-uncle's house
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
trip toaster regret
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
laughsome university headpube
  07/03/15
180
Vivacious round eye
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Vivacious round eye
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Fantasy-prone nursing home gaming laptop
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Vivacious round eye
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
carmine center hissy fit
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
charcoal bawdyhouse selfie
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Vivacious round eye
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
flesh bespoke nibblets
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
walnut fanboi
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Vivacious round eye
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Vivacious round eye
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Dull Set Community Account
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Wine azn garrison
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Vivacious round eye
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Racy stag film
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Vivacious round eye
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Vivacious round eye
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Vivacious round eye
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Vivacious round eye
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Vivacious round eye
  01/29/16
180
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
?
twinkling generalized bond
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
Vivacious round eye
  08/20/16
I'm chandler
twinkling generalized bond
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Vivacious round eye
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: odious genital piercing kitty

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: trip toaster regret

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: flushed cuck location

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: hilarious jewess locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Aqua stirring space

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: High-end knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: medicated chapel lettuce

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: rebellious chocolate double fault water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Cream sinister theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Aqua stirring space

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: laughsome university headpube

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: supple dun theater stage candlestick maker

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: onyx piazza

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Crimson Kitchen

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: elite legend wagecucks

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Maroon station sound barrier

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: french church boistinker

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: bull headed angry step-uncle's house

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: trip toaster regret

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: laughsome university headpube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone nursing home gaming laptop

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: carmine center hissy fit

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: charcoal bawdyhouse selfie

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Peach Indirect Expression Indian Lodge

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: flesh bespoke nibblets

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: walnut fanboi

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Dull Set Community Account

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Wine azn garrison

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Vivacious round eye

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Racy stag film

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Indecent galvanic marketing idea brethren

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: yapping unhinged masturbator death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: stubborn heady market sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring sepia box office french chef

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: flushed cuck location

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: flushed cuck location

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: big-titted magical pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: twinkling generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: twinkling generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic gay wizard dilemma

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic gay wizard dilemma

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: chrome corn cake preventive strike

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Low-t Crackhouse Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Vivacious round eye

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: twinkling generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: twinkling generalized bond



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
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