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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Buff irradiated box office
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
passionate indian lodge
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Razzmatazz aggressive people who are hurt
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Mischievous sepia spot jap
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Ulysses
vibrant twisted brunch
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
vibrant twisted brunch
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Comical Cruel-hearted Corner Double Fault
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
shimmering resort selfie
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
shimmering resort selfie
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
vibrant twisted brunch
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Dickens
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Mischievous sepia spot jap
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
wtf
shimmering resort selfie
  08/27/26
Catch 22
vibrant twisted brunch
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Judgmental wagecucks
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Orwell
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
...
Beady-eyed dingle berry regret
  08/27/26
...
Startling school cafeteria knife
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Comical Cruel-hearted Corner Double Fault
  08/28/26
...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
I really can't
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Triste!
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Judgmental wagecucks
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Judgmental wagecucks
  08/27/26
oh good one
Impressive red telephone
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Beady-eyed dingle berry regret
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Chocolate pontificating messiness reading party
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/27/26
No.
Chocolate pontificating messiness reading party
  08/27/26
Dracula
Impressive red telephone
  08/28/26
Im gay
Provocative Ruby Lodge
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
exciting disgusting locus
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Startling school cafeteria knife
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
fiercely-loyal nursing home dopamine
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Sable area
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
exciting disgusting locus
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
mewling temple
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
mewling temple
  08/29/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Buff irradiated box office

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: passionate indian lodge

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz aggressive people who are hurt

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mischievous sepia spot jap

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: vibrant twisted brunch

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant twisted brunch

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Comical Cruel-hearted Corner Double Fault

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: shimmering resort selfie

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: shimmering resort selfie

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vibrant twisted brunch

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

edit ❌

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Mischievous sepia spot jap

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: shimmering resort selfie

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: vibrant twisted brunch

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Judgmental wagecucks

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Startling school cafeteria knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Comical Cruel-hearted Corner Double Fault

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Judgmental wagecucks

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Judgmental wagecucks

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Impressive red telephone

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry regret

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating messiness reading party

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Chocolate pontificating messiness reading party

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Impressive red telephone

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Provocative Ruby Lodge

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: exciting disgusting locus

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Startling school cafeteria knife

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal nursing home dopamine

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Sable area

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: exciting disgusting locus

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: mewling temple

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Flickering Zombie-like Partner Tattoo

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: mewling temple

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50101306)