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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
vengeful round eye heaven
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Pale Low-t Base Coffee Pot
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
unholy glassy set
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
mildly autistic dysfunction stock car
  08/30/25
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magical flushed stage
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Stirring Idea He Suggested Institution
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
primrose generalized bond range
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
vengeful round eye heaven
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
primrose generalized bond range
  08/31/25
...
Supple Dragon
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  08/31/25
delusional take
Supple Dragon
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
excitant piazza foreskin
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
flirting fat ankles plaza
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
flirting fat ankles plaza
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
vengeful round eye heaven
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
flirting fat ankles plaza
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
vengeful round eye heaven
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  09/05/25
...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Hideous university party of the first part
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  09/05/25
...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Black legal warrant international law enforcement agency
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Black legal warrant international law enforcement agency
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/05/25
Kenny
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/06/25
...
Very tactful goal in life
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/06/25
...
Very tactful goal in life
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
razzle massive toaster property
  09/07/25
Explain
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
soul-stirring light address
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
vengeful round eye heaven
  09/07/25
...
excitant piazza foreskin
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  01/18/26
...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Sienna love of her life haunted graveyard
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
vengeful round eye heaven
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
vengeful round eye heaven
  02/01/26
🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
maroon church
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  05/28/26
...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  05/28/26
...
vengeful round eye heaven
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  07/12/26
...
flirting fat ankles plaza
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
galvanic ruby background story den
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Pale Low-t Base Coffee Pot

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: unholy glassy set

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic dysfunction stock car

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magical flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Stirring Idea He Suggested Institution

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: primrose generalized bond range

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: primrose generalized bond range

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Supple Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Supple Dragon

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: excitant piazza foreskin

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Hideous university party of the first part

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Black legal warrant international law enforcement agency

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Black legal warrant international law enforcement agency

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Very tactful goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Very tactful goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: razzle massive toaster property

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring light address

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: excitant piazza foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Sienna love of her life haunted graveyard

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

🇮🇹 Jannik Sinner & 🇪🇸 Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last 𝟏𝟖 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 in which both were in the draw

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑑 2024, 𝑤𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑣

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: maroon church

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: vengeful round eye heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: flirting fat ankles plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: galvanic ruby background story den

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Wonderful buck-toothed whorehouse mental disorder

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50126050)