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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Swollen sienna field
  07/03/15
God dammit.
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
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Zippy Snowy Native
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Fragrant famous landscape painting
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
obsidian hot brunch
  01/29/16
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Geriatric mentally impaired love of her life
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Maroon Market
  07/03/15
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Wine Office
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Maroon Market
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
pontificating parlour
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Pearly mother
  07/03/15
Rude
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
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  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
black floppy karate quadroon
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
black floppy karate quadroon
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
free-loading forum jap
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
maniacal appetizing principal's office
  07/03/15
lol
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Thirsty site
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
flesh deranged psychic pocket flask
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
hairraiser cruel-hearted church building
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Fragrant famous landscape painting
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
pontificating parlour
  07/03/15
180
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
adventurous deep police squad
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Slate legal warrant point
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
contagious feces twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
black floppy karate quadroon
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
dun resort death wish
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
sable fantasy-prone philosopher-king
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
glassy nighttime stag film
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Thriller Area Really Tough Guy
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
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  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
glassy nighttime stag film
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
glassy nighttime stag film
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
obsidian hot brunch
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
glassy nighttime stag film
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
obsidian hot brunch
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
glassy nighttime stag film
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
glassy nighttime stag film
  01/29/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Swollen sienna field

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Zippy Snowy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Fragrant famous landscape painting

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: obsidian hot brunch

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Geriatric mentally impaired love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Maroon Market

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Wine Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Odious bossy potus scourge upon the earth

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: twinkling diverse theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cerebral unholy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Maroon Market

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: pontificating parlour

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Pearly mother

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: bronze stock car personal credit line

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: black floppy karate quadroon

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: black floppy karate quadroon

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: free-loading forum jap

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: maniacal appetizing principal's office

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Thirsty site

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: flesh deranged psychic pocket flask

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted church building

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Fragrant famous landscape painting

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: pontificating parlour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: adventurous deep police squad

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Slate legal warrant point

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: contagious feces twinkling uncleanness

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: black floppy karate quadroon

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: dun resort death wish

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone philosopher-king

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Thriller Area Really Tough Guy

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: zombie-like gas station hissy fit

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: lavender crackhouse organic girlfriend

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Medicated internet-worthy ratface

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: histrionic buck-toothed toaster



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: overrated garnet boiling water abode



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: titillating stage

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: obsidian hot brunch

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: obsidian hot brunch

You're a lawyer, right?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Maybe. Why do you ask?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: light senate selfie

180

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison

?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

ITS YOU!

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison

I'm chandler

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

I know, faggot.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: laughsome bright heaven private investor

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

Long story, bro.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: laughsome bright heaven private investor

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: federal state

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Racy newt



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: glassy nighttime stag film

I remember this like it was yesterday.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone supple garrison

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

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