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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
wwop
Grizzly prole scourge upon the earth
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
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swashbuckling self-centered location private investor
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
learning disabled wagecucks plaza
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park clown
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
histrionic tank
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
rambunctious space
  10/06/25
How old was she
dun public bath
  10/06/25
19
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
dun public bath
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
dun public bath
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
dun public bath
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
dun public bath
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
dun public bath
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
dun public bath
  10/06/25
mfcr
Grizzly prole scourge upon the earth
  10/06/25
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histrionic tank
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
rambunctious space
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
razzle hunting ground principal's office
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park clown
  10/06/25
As if
Maize curious becky
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
histrionic tank
  10/06/25
Yes
dun public bath
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Cheese-eating state
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
motley school cafeteria
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
dun public bath
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
me too
histrionic tank
  10/06/25
...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Transparent yarmulke
  10/06/25
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dashing henna brethren church building
  10/06/25
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peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Salmon charismatic jewess piazza
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
motley school cafeteria
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
razzle hunting ground principal's office
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
Nice edit
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Tan Codepig
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Domesticated silver feces
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
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Bright cruel-hearted corner international law enforcement agency
  10/06/25
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Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
sticky aphrodisiac useless brakes field
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
Ok
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
...
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
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Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
Liar!
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
boyish national security agency
  10/06/25
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dashing henna brethren church building
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
glittery fighting site idiot
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
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Cheese-eating state
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
peach genital piercing hall
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Trip Property Hissy Fit
  10/06/25
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gold comical french chef
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
hyperactive hyperventilating crackhouse quadroon
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Frozen marketing idea
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Deep temple
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
adventurous french address
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Fragrant chapel
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
gold comical french chef
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Cheese-eating state
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Fragrant chapel
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Orange Mother Nowag
  10/06/25
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Internet-worthy Costumed Liquid Oxygen Locus
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
twisted passionate box office
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Orange Mother Nowag
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
geriatric contagious partner parlor
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Hilarious faggotry
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Big amethyst love of her life office
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
Mauve hot garrison
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Multi-colored Doobsian Ticket Booth Headpube
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Lascivious frisky legal warrant kitchen
  10/06/25
pics?
dashing henna brethren church building
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
very tactful lodge corn cake
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
motley school cafeteria
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
sepia exhilarant ape voyeur
  10/07/25
...
Domesticated silver feces
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Stimulating Police Squad
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
Diverse Tanning Salon Mental Disorder
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Grizzly prole scourge upon the earth

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling self-centered location private investor



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: learning disabled wagecucks plaza

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park clown

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: histrionic tank

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: rambunctious space

guys in my high school did this all the time

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: dun public bath

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: dun public bath

Wow, how did you manage that

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: dun public bath

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: dun public bath

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: dun public bath

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: dun public bath

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: dun public bath

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Grizzly prole scourge upon the earth

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: histrionic tank



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: rambunctious space

always keep your pubes presentable tp

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329449)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: razzle hunting ground principal's office

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful trailer park clown

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Maize curious becky

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: histrionic tank

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: dun public bath

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: dun public bath

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: histrionic tank

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Transparent yarmulke

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: dashing henna brethren church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Salmon charismatic jewess piazza

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: motley school cafeteria

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: razzle hunting ground principal's office

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Tan Codepig

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Domesticated silver feces

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bright cruel-hearted corner international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac useless brakes field

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: boyish national security agency

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: dashing henna brethren church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: glittery fighting site idiot

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: peach genital piercing hall

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Trip Property Hissy Fit

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: gold comical french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: hyperactive hyperventilating crackhouse quadroon

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen marketing idea

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Deep temple

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: adventurous french address

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Fragrant chapel

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: gold comical french chef

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Fragrant chapel

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Orange Mother Nowag

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Costumed Liquid Oxygen Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: twisted passionate box office

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Orange Mother Nowag

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: geriatric contagious partner parlor

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Hilarious faggotry

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Big amethyst love of her life office

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Mauve hot garrison

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Doobsian Ticket Booth Headpube

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Lascivious frisky legal warrant kitchen

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: dashing henna brethren church building

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: very tactful lodge corn cake

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: sepia exhilarant ape voyeur

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Domesticated silver feces



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Police Squad

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Diverse Tanning Salon Mental Disorder

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50069362)