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What's CSLG's net worth poast divorce? Is he still an UHNW? Why was he bragging

about his new house etc
fiercely-loyal doobsian party of the first part heaven
  07/10/26
I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this Assume ...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/10/26
minimal child support? you want to rethink that? he makes $...
Jade Church Fanboi
  07/10/26
minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially mo...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/10/26
unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child...
Jade Church Fanboi
  07/10/26
way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.
slap-happy ultramarine station
  07/10/26
i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misr...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/10/26
Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.
slap-happy ultramarine station
  07/10/26
on the public docket?
beady-eyed forum
  07/10/26
on the public docket
slap-happy ultramarine station
  07/10/26
that's a lot of nw!
beady-eyed forum
  07/10/26
...
Slimy crotch
  07/10/26
Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for ...
Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin
  07/10/26
too high whatever it is
Trip den french chef
  07/10/26
He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipelin...
Thriller theater stage
  07/10/26
it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible sys...
rebellious menage bbw
  07/10/26
I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsens...
Azure 180 headpube locus
  07/10/26
Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi res...
racy gay principal's office hunting ground
  07/10/26
Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry
Azure 180 headpube locus
  07/10/26
in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for...
Slimy crotch
  07/10/26
without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw ...
vivacious lodge
  07/10/26
amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly...
Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask
  07/11/26
WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN F...
Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask
  07/11/26
his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiro...
beady-eyed forum
  07/10/26
TT has a higher NW now
Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin
  07/10/26
Thank god the world is finally back to making sense
Galvanic Flatulent Spot Haunted Graveyard
  07/10/26
All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSL...
Exciting range
  07/10/26
didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?
Azure 180 headpube locus
  07/11/26
I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and c...
Exciting range
  07/11/26
Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heart...
Charismatic National
  07/10/26
nah
Azure 180 headpube locus
  07/11/26
### This has been a message from United States Secretary of...
unhinged painfully honest mad cow disease location
  07/11/26
Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's...
hilarious organic girlfriend
  07/11/26
Lol
Slimy crotch
  07/11/26
I enjoy being 5'11
Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin
  07/11/26
lolllllllllllll
Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask
  07/11/26
Trust me, he's fine.
light autistic hall
  07/11/26
He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not e...
slap-happy ultramarine station
  07/11/26
He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil t...
red orchestra pit
  07/11/26
are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hooveri...
Learning Disabled School Multi-billionaire
  07/11/26
That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/11/26
your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split w...
Jade Church Fanboi
  07/12/26
Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he boug...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/11/26
because he is a bottom tier prole?
hilarious organic girlfriend
  07/11/26
I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very n...
red orchestra pit
  07/12/26
why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have m...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/12/26
It’s not for sale
red orchestra pit
  07/12/26
everything's for sale for the right price if its worth 2 ...
Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse
  07/12/26
Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?
Azure 180 headpube locus
  07/12/26
what are you clearing this year
bateful dull deer antler kitchen
  07/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal doobsian party of the first part heaven

about his new house etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49990989)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

I’ll take a totally uninformed stab at this

Assume cslg nw was $30 million (cash, stock market, homes, real estate) and he is taking $15 million profit from the business a year now. Let’s assign a 2x multiplier to value of the business so $30 million = $60 million nw

He would want to keep the business with her out over all else. She gets the home. Minimal child support as 50/50 custody even though he gets kids more. Probably arranged a 5-10 year payout. I think there was a prenup but they were together so long it was probably garbage, he also got a restraining order against her (lol)

lets assume $300k/year child support + $20 million payout over 10 years = $2,300,000/year. not too bad if he's making $15 mil/year pretax

So a substantial hit but one he will recover from from the business income



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991053)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Jade Church Fanboi

minimal child support? you want to rethink that?

he makes $5m per year, she makes $50k



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991059)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

minimal in terms of his nw, i mean. he has substantially more than 50% custody in practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991062)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Jade Church Fanboi

unless he has more than 75%, he's getting slammed with child support. yes, he'll live, but child support is often minimal in comparison to net worth and it still pisses off the payers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991195)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: slap-happy ultramarine station

way too low with $30mm. this stuff is on the public docket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991112)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

i prefaced with "totally uninformed", but you misread - i wrote 60mm nw

lets see your analysis then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991129)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: slap-happy ultramarine station

Still way too low. Lol at u. He's worth 9 figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991165)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum

on the public docket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991229)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: slap-happy ultramarine station

on the public docket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991231)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum

that's a lot of nw!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991840)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Slimy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991843)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin

Furking insane paying 2m plus to some bitch I hate, and for 10 y lol. Furk amerikkka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991354)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Trip den french chef

too high whatever it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991085)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Thriller theater stage

He’s easily made it up/has enough cases in the pipeline currently to make it up

That’s how it was when I had my law firm partnership split. Kids etc might skew it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991117)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: rebellious menage bbw

it's insane that she gets a goddamned thing. a sensible system would assume that, absent a specific showing, her outcome without him would've been solidly median

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991224)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Azure 180 headpube locus

I think "accustomed lifestyle" is complete nonsense. Things change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991245)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: racy gay principal's office hunting ground

Key issue is the value of her unpaid labor for the sushi restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991333)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Azure 180 headpube locus

Chef Chandler got paid, don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991360)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Slimy crotch

in every universe cslg's wife should get half. he posted for years on end about how he couldn't have done it without her and blah blah blah blah he deserves to get raped for every penny possible and there are the poasts to prove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991846)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: vivacious lodge

without him, she may very well have married a biglaw/midlaw partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991847)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask

amusing how u cant imagine anything outside of your absurdly small and pampered kike life U FUCKING FAGGIT FREAK KILL URSELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993313)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask

WHY ARE U ALWAYS SUCH A PERSISTENT SNIVELING LITTLE FUCKIN FAGGIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993315)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum

his wife has never once bribed a tow truck driver or a chiropractor - it's crazy she gets any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991234)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin

TT has a higher NW now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991337)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Flatulent Spot Haunted Graveyard

Thank god the world is finally back to making sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991913)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Exciting range

All I know is id jump out of a plane or off a bridge for CSLG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991929)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Azure 180 headpube locus

didn't you already jump off a bridge for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49992754)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Exciting range

I'd do it again. And an airplane. Also I'd learn scuba and climb Teewinot for him. My life for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49992759)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Charismatic National

Lets face it we would all switch places with CSLG in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49991940)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Azure 180 headpube locus

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49992752)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: unhinged painfully honest mad cow disease location

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993319)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: hilarious organic girlfriend

Hey Mike, what's up. He said he took a substantial hit, he's def under 20 now. 180 that the money obsessed rat kike jew lost the only thing he valued. Obviously the $ was more important to him than his family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49992772)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Slimy crotch

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49992787)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Bearded kink-friendly cruise ship foreskin

I enjoy being 5'11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993124)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned razzle house pocket flask

lolllllllllllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993316)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: light autistic hall

Trust me, he's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993176)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: slap-happy ultramarine station

He has so much money that losing half to his wife will not effect his life in any way whatsoever. Lol at the penny pinchers counting his money itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993183)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

He’s still UHNW. He’s easily clearing $20 mil this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993206)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Learning Disabled School Multi-billionaire

are there that many fucking auto accidents that he's hoovering up every case and getting insrnc co's to pay out 60 mil + to profit 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993304)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

That stupid Starbucks coffee case burning the cock of the $4/hour illegal alone had a 50 mil verdict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993317)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Jade Church Fanboi

your point is made, but i think that's one he had to split with a trial attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994395)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

Why doesn’t he have better tastes? That house he bought and remodeled next to you is cookie cutter man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993338)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: hilarious organic girlfriend

because he is a bottom tier prole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49993345)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

I’ve theorized my answer multiple times. He is very nostalgic towards his childhood (this is less than 10 houses from his childhood home) and wants a home that recreates that. I believe this is the same model as the home he lived in as a kid.

If I had his money I’d live in hidden hills (if local) or a beach city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994731)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

why doesn't he just buy his childhood home then? and have multiple homes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994740)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: red orchestra pit

It’s not for sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994794)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Anal Soul-stirring Whorehouse

everything's for sale for the right price

if its worth 2 he could offer 4 and it's his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994795)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Azure 180 headpube locus

Why can't he just knock on the door and offer double?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994800)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: bateful dull deer antler kitchen

what are you clearing this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881500&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#49994418)