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Wife found my second phone today, I'm cooked

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency al...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/15/26
“using it for what you think” Arranging hiking ...
chocolate hateful trust fund regret
  07/15/26
say it wasn’t you
Geriatric stead striped hyena
  07/15/26
The Shaggy Defense
Onyx Coldplay Fan
  07/15/26
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Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
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Geriatric stead striped hyena
  07/16/26
you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn ...
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
no no no no details "idk what that phone is." ...
Filthy doctorate hominid
  07/15/26
no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible...
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?
trip parlour
  07/15/26
lol, fully charged, btw
Gay Awkward Resort
  07/15/26
idiotic
comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  07/15/26
explain
Filthy doctorate hominid
  07/17/26
Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recogn...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/15/26
say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to r...
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to...
Filthy doctorate hominid
  07/15/26
You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. ...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/15/26
This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or somethi...
chocolate hateful trust fund regret
  07/15/26
I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/15/26
idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't sy...
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise o...
maroon therapy clown
  07/15/26
This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbas...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/15/26
Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do f...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/15/26
could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to g...
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard
chocolate hateful trust fund regret
  07/15/26
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chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and be...
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  07/15/26
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Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
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comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend
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Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck
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cr
chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum
  07/15/26
lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and...
galvanic slap-happy lettuce indian lodge
  07/15/26
Trying to recover crypto
Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/15/26
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Bright Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  07/15/26
you're chopped, unc
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does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting ...
ungodly excitant juggernaut
  07/15/26
Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times ...
passionate hall
  07/15/26
This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteri...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/15/26
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irradiated national
  07/16/26
Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if wor...
heady rough-skinned university nibblets
  07/15/26
Can’t you wipe it remotely?
marvelous stage jew
  07/15/26
lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it aroun...
galvanic slap-happy lettuce indian lodge
  07/15/26
Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence al...
Shivering state
  07/15/26
THANK YOU! Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey ...
Gay Awkward Resort
  07/16/26
ctrl-f "grow a beard" jfc this place is retarde...
Curious National Security Agency
  07/15/26
What if you have a beard already?
snowy senate
  07/16/26
marry a beard
cowardly really tough guy messiness
  07/17/26
Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense
Massive garrison mood
  07/15/26
Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe...
Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/15/26
he's doing great
Curious National Security Agency
  07/15/26
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irradiated national
  07/17/26
Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit...
Gay Awkward Resort
  07/15/26
under no circumstances can he unlock it
comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  07/15/26
Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes hi...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/15/26
This works with Androids too.
Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
  07/15/26
Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"
Charismatic Light Multi-billionaire
  07/15/26
OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto ...
comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend
  07/15/26
Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages...
Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
  07/15/26
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irradiated national
  07/16/26
If you have kids: Wipe it remotely then say: “I&rs...
Soul-stirring drab sandwich temple
  07/15/26
This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and ne...
Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
  07/15/26
text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it'...
stirring office sound barrier
  07/15/26
Never let'em know your next move!
Gay Awkward Resort
  07/16/26
turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers
Razzle-dazzle henna quadroon point
  07/15/26
This could actually work
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/15/26
Fucking love this
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Curious National Security Agency
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Bird Brain Masterman
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glittery blue chapel
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nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
*clears throat* *raises hand* haha u r fukt
Charismatic Light Multi-billionaire
  07/15/26
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Gay Awkward Resort
  07/16/26
Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up ...
ungodly excitant juggernaut
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Abnormal Titillating Cruise Ship
  07/15/26
Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts. It&rsqu...
Hairraiser elastic band
  07/15/26
Need update OP
Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/15/26
Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they'r...
Sapphire windowlicker
  07/15/26
Lol
Hairraiser elastic band
  07/16/26
Great thread
Adventurous gas station gaping
  07/15/26
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Appetizing Lavender Kitty Cat
  07/15/26
even in the face of senescence there are still those among u...
Curious National Security Agency
  07/15/26
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Gay Awkward Resort
  07/16/26
thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive ...
Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck
  07/15/26
OP is currently sleeping on the couch
Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
  07/16/26
He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.
Hairraiser elastic band
  07/16/26
I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already
disrespectful free-loading patrolman
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Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
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razzle slate market
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Shivering state
  07/16/26
"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."
razzle slate market
  07/16/26
He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time....
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/16/26
Wow lol
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/16/26
Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstan...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/16/26
Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content b...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/16/26
what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/16/26
You forgot to tell him to seek god
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/16/26
that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you ca...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/16/26
You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting...
Bateful Turquoise French Chef
  07/16/26
well when you put it that way
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/16/26
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nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to ...
lascivious wild dog poop
  07/16/26
WHAT would she have found if given full access?
Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/16/26
She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No in...
Adventurous gas station gaping
  07/16/26
It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’v...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/16/26
Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leape...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/16/26
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Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/16/26
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Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck
  07/16/26
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Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line
  07/16/26
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walnut brethren dilemma
  07/17/26
It was his poasting phone
Cruel-hearted yarmulke
  07/17/26
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sinister sticky mediation cumskin
  07/17/26
because the whole thing is flame
contagious primrose brunch blood rage
  07/17/26
Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates&qu...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/17/26
Pumos love to throw cold water on everything
nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
(literal blackpilled drug addict)
contagious primrose brunch blood rage
  07/17/26
it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame beca...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/17/26
Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying fl...
nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thi...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/17/26
Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then s...
nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
we WANT to BELIEVE
irradiated national
  07/17/26
i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is...
Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life
  07/17/26
The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my...
nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some...
amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot
  07/17/26
People want to know more specifics about what they helped yo...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
  07/17/26
Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that w...
nudist multi-colored sanctuary
  07/17/26
Hard-core black pill
aquamarine naked parlor
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Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his ...
vermilion fragrant double fault locus
  07/17/26
tell her its for your SWMFM side gig
Aromatic Nubile Meetinghouse Reading Party
  07/17/26
This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a mothe...
Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king
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vermilion fragrant double fault locus
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

Pretty much using it for what you think. Stupid emergency alert went off. I was at work and she was at home and even though I silence it and keep it under a stack of papers in my drawer I guess the emergency alert overrode my settings and it kept going so she found it. Took a pic of the lock screen and sent a pic to me followed up with the 🤔 emoji. She can't get in but she'll probably have me unlock it when I get home. Hopefully no messages have popped up on the lock screen but I have no way of knowing. Best ways to cover this up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002437)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: chocolate hateful trust fund regret

“using it for what you think”

Arranging hiking dates with AHGs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002518)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Geriatric stead striped hyena

say it wasn’t you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002440)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Onyx Coldplay Fan

The Shaggy Defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002515)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Geriatric stead striped hyena



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

you found the phone last night and didn't have time to turn it in to lost and found/police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002441)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Filthy doctorate hominid

no no no

no details

"idk what that phone is."

"idk how it got there"

"idk the password"

"idk what all these Grindr notifications even mean"

etc etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002445)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

no I disagree. that would only work if there was a plausible explanation for how it could have gotten there without him knowing, which most likely there isn't. cleanest is to just say you found it and are turning it in tomorrow. worst that happens is that she goes with him to the police station to turn it in. then he can just go grab it later and say "whoops actually it was mine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002471)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: trip parlour

found it and hid it under a stack of papers in a drawer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002798)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort

lol, fully charged, btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002809)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend

idiotic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002824)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Filthy doctorate hominid

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006238)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

Oh I guess I should've added it's my old phone so she recognizes it. I usually just stick them in a drawer somewhere to collect dust and never use them again, so it's suspicious that it's charged and in my home office.

I could say I was playing around with AI and coding an app or something? That's the best I've got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002468)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

say you lost your current phone and was setting that up to replace it as a backup, then you found it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002479)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Filthy doctorate hominid

"you know that dadaist message board where I pretend to have that wacky persona? yeah this is kind of like research for that guy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002484)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

You're retarded if you admit to the capability to open it. Say you realized that you have SOMETHING on there (vacation pictures? old work files? USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION) that you wanted (extra points if it's vacation photos and you wanted to use them to make a surprise photo reel for her). But you couldn't remember the password and weren't able to get in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002496)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: chocolate hateful trust fund regret

This seems good. But don’t claim vacay pics or something dumb, bc those are all on cloud accounts. Say that you had my contact info on there bc you used to post with that phone, so charged it and turned it on to contact me because [insert a long explanation of a potential legal claim until she stops paying attention] but you couldn’t remember the pin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002512)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

I'm glad someone chimed in with understanding of whatever it is people do with modern media. I don't have any of that shit enabled, so it would work for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002553)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

idk he could plausibly have old pics on there that aren't synced with anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002575)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: maroon therapy clown

Actually EPAH is highly suspect when it comes to expertise on modern technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003257)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

This seems like the best idea and way better than the dumbass shit I was gonna say in about 45 mins when I get home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002525)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Hopefully you didn't use the same password on it as you do for your current phone. If you they're the same, change your normal phone's password before going home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002566)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

could be fucked if it has face id and she already tried to get into it and noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002576)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: chocolate hateful trust fund regret

This scenario would call for the immediate growth of a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002606)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Hmm. Better safe than sorry. Scribble a fake mustache and beard onto your face and an enormous black eye with a sharpie or a pen if you're in a pinch. Don't volunteer anything, but if she asks, just say you fell asleep at your work desk and one of your bros played a little practical joke. No big deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002786)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Yellow Lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003281)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003317)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: chest-beating pearl ladyboy forum

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002535)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: galvanic slap-happy lettuce indian lodge

lol doy. Say yea I keep it charged and use it to read xo and watch porn while you take shits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002618)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke

Trying to recover crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002777)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Bright Rigpig Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003147)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome dun corner

you're chopped, unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002444)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: ungodly excitant juggernaut

does it make a wet plopping noise when the jew cum spurting from your fingers hits the keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002458)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: passionate hall

Old work phone? "Try" to unlock it numerous times and just keep failing. If it's plugged into a charger or she's rlly dumb that can carry you. If it's not, you have to come up with a theory that explains recent use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002465)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

This is exactly why they've done away with removable batteries (if you were married to the government)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002470)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004585)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: heady rough-skinned university nibblets

Just say it’s an old phone that you were seeing if worked to sell back to Verizon or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002500)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: marvelous stage jew

Can’t you wipe it remotely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002505)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: galvanic slap-happy lettuce indian lodge

lol that would make it way worse. Just say you kept it around as a porn machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002752)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Shivering state

Good but not good enough if he has incriminating evidence all over it. Which if he's retarded enough to leave his cheatmo shit lying around,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002778)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort

THANK YOU!

Cuz why the fuck didn't he anticipate a nosey wife finding it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003845)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Curious National Security Agency

ctrl-f "grow a beard"

jfc this place is retarded nowadays. grow a beard and you're fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002514)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: snowy senate

What if you have a beard already?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003688)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: cowardly really tough guy messiness

marry a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006596)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Massive garrison mood

Thank god i never have to deal with that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002779)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke

Your poasting has been pretty wild and erratic lately, maybe this is the wake up call you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002803)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Curious National Security Agency

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002826)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005728)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort

Assuming it's an iphone, can you remote wipe it or some shit?

You're absolutely FUCKT if she makes you unlock it for her and there are messages on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002806)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend

under no circumstances can he unlock it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002833)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

Yeah he’s better off remote wiping it. If she makes him open it in front of her, he may be done here, chopped and cooked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002834)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line

This works with Androids too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002926)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Light Multi-billionaire

Just say "Disah no wat you tink!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002808)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: comical school cafeteria organic girlfriend

OP i will flood it with messages from my irl # about crypto or something if you really want just bump this and ill post a throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002829)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line

Actually, just get a burner phone and start sending messages like "Bill, where are you? Why aren't you responding?"

Your wife will be confused. Explain that Bill is your friend at work who left his phone with you and you just need to return it. No, you don't have the pw, it isn't your phone. Take it to work tomorrow. Never bring it home again.

You're still fucked because she basically knows what you're up to but it gives you plausible deniability for the short term. I suggest you buy her a VERY big thing of flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002932)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004586)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring drab sandwich temple

If you have kids:

Wipe it remotely then say: “I’m trying to set this up as a dumb phone for the kids so they can play games/watch videos/take photos, so we don’t have to bring full iPads to restaurants. Can you help me set up the parental controls? It’s really complicated with trying to make sure it can run Prime video/netflix, but not allow them to download whatever they want, and to set screen time limits.” The mention of concern about screen time and content controls should put your wife into birdbrain instagram mom mode and allay any concern about your faithfulness. (I don’t cheat, but this is a common conversation in my house that devolves into a 45 minute discussion about how to lock down devices.)

If you don’t have kids:

Remote wipe and say: “I was trying to reset this to use as a camera for [hobby/recording 4th of July fireworks/etc.], but I couldn’t remember the password so I had to remote wipe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002972)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line

This assumes you have a kid that doesn't have a phone and needs one. Mine already has a phone, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50002987)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: stirring office sound barrier

text her right now telling her to leave it alone because it's the phone you use to arrange trysts with your secret lovers

throw her off balance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003009)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort

Never let'em know your next move!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003853)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna quadroon point

turn it back around on her and claim the phone is hers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003017)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

This could actually work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003062)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Fucking love this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003120)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Curious National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003126)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: cream indirect expression goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003173)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: apoplectic ocher macaca nowag

darvomaxxing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003228)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant double fault locus

Bird Brain Masterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003236)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: irradiated national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005727)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Filthy doctorate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003752)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: glittery blue chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004116)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:52 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005744)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Light Multi-billionaire

*clears throat*

*raises hand*

haha u r fukt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003018)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003856)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ungodly excitant juggernaut

Second phone is as fake as the "wife" conjured up by a black jewish mafia organization to defraud me btw. Good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003138)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: Abnormal Titillating Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003209)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser elastic band

Dying for an update. Thinking positive thoughts.

It’s too late and there are better ideas above but OP could announce a drug or gambling habit. Cry. You’re sick and need help, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003224)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke

Need update OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003229)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Sapphire windowlicker

Hide other phones randomly around the house and claim they're for emergencies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003261)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser elastic band

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station gaping

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003308)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003328)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Curious National Security Agency

even in the face of senescence there are still those among us who operate at an extraordinarily high level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003335)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Gay Awkward Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003864)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck

thoughts & prayers, my brother. wishing for a positive update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003321)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line

OP is currently sleeping on the couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003418)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser elastic band

He’s lucky if it’s his own couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003420)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: disrespectful free-loading patrolman

I reposted this on Reddit and it has 8,000 upvotes already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003431)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003599)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: razzle slate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003615)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Shivering state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: razzle slate market

"Your bass looks amazing in those plants."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003618)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

He's leaving us hanging just about the right amount of time. We should have an update by early afternoon if he wants to keep this on track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003679)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

Wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003684)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

Thanks to the poas above who said unlock under no circumstances. I don’t use cloud backup so I did say I was trying to find some old info off that phone and charged it up but couldn’t remember the PIN. Luckily there were no messages that popped up on the lock screen. I guess I need to start shutting this thing off or take it with me all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003681)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Fuck those motherfuckers. They deprived us of good content by aiding and abetting this moral crime. They should be ashamed as officers of the court

That said, turn it off, but don't take it away immediately. That would be very suspicious now that her "female intuition" is engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003692)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

what exactly are you involved in? my suggestion would be to stop whatever it is that you're doing. this close call should serve as an eye opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003746)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

You forgot to tell him to seek god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003749)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

that's up to him, but he is playing a dangerous game. you can just look at all the horseshit that i got into back in 2019/2020 if you want to see how not to live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003753)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Bateful Turquoise French Chef

You got pozzed by taking tranny hooker loads while injecting heroin into ur cock and it all worked out for you. NPB can cop a lil strange no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003768)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

well when you put it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003780)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005896)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: lascivious wild dog poop

DESCRIBE her reaction and her mood from your explanation to present.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50003793)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke

WHAT would she have found if given full access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004413)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station gaping

She just accepted that you didn’t have the code? No interrogation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004604)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

It was an android with the weird swipe pattern and I’ve been an iPhonemo for a while now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004605)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Why leave us hanging on the details now after everyone leaped into action to help you? You owe us content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50004621)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005117)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hairless theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005550)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Locale Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005552)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: walnut brethren dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005738)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted yarmulke

It was his poasting phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005748)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: sinister sticky mediation cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005817)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: contagious primrose brunch blood rage

because the whole thing is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005849)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

Isn't proper protocol to keep it going with "updates"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005863)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary

Pumos love to throw cold water on everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005895)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: contagious primrose brunch blood rage

(literal blackpilled drug addict)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005960)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

it's true though. you faggots claim everything is flame because you can't fathom people doing irl shit irl. you're probably the guy who called my midlife crisis/spiral flame and made up that my wife is "good at computer."

and that's another thing, you'd think you shut-in basement-dwelling nerds would be tech savvy, but you don't realize that you can use the wayback machine to find old poasts here, which is exactly what she did. so you call me out as flame for talking about that when it happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006008)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary

Everything true I've poasted has a bunch of people crying flame, and every flame I've poasted has a bunch of poasters credulously believing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006014)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

and then there's consuela, a non-pumo, who does the same thing. apparently, according to him, if you have a drug addiction and fuck strange women and blow your life up, you're trying to be zany by making up stories on the web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006017)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary

Consuela is always the first to believe anything (and then spam it forever), which is hilarious considering he believes himself to be a genius who has figured out the secret inner workings of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006076)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: irradiated national

we WANT to BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006032)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Shaky Whorehouse Love Of Her Life

i know gunner IRL and can confirm everything he's poasted is factual. he can confirm the same about me (minus the homo encounters, i made all those up haha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006040)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary

The recent pic of me with the topless stripper who jerked my limp pizzwyrn would have been good content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006069)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: amethyst concupiscible skinny woman idiot

Pretty much as described, I said I charged it up to get some stuff off it but couldn’t remember whatever pattern I had. She bought it and didn’t question that it was connected to wifi and her mood doesn’t seem to be any different. Kind of an anticlimactic ending but crisis averted for now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005956)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

People want to know more specifics about what they helped you protect, if this close call is going to make you shy away from further depravity, if you're actually emboldened instead, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005992)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: nudist multi-colored sanctuary

Is she stupid? Serious question, like is she the type that would believe this and forget about it? Because if not she just doesn't want to overreact and make accusations, and is currently polling every woman she knows, maybe even Reddit, who will all tell her what's really going on, and in a few weeks you're going to be ambushed about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006006)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: aquamarine naked parlor

Hard-core black pill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50008059)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant double fault locus

Guy who’s about to get pinned and then overrun by his wife’s flanking maneuver. She’s going to attack your life and digital footprint from every conceivable direction. There’s no way your opsec is up to snuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006070)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Aromatic Nubile Meetinghouse Reading Party

tell her its for your SWMFM side gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006018)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaped Laser Beams Philosopher-king

This thread was the blackpill I needed to never help a motherfucker on here again without an express promise to provide more information as thanks to his bros

We're starving for content, and it's unseemly to withhold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50008051)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant double fault locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883020&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50008094)