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Of course STOOKS are tanking after I buy $1m+ worth

I'm such a furking moron jfc
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
why aren't you 100% btc (this is not financial advice)
Maroon Medicated Business Firm Partner
  07/17/26
You can sell covered calls on them.
Awkward Gay Wizard Regret
  07/17/26
You should adopt a "two ahead" strategy. Whenever ...
Orange marvelous site
  07/17/26
This will just result in him delaying doing the wrong thing ...
cerise space sweet tailpipe
  07/18/26
didn't buy enough TrumpCoin
hilarious mentally impaired gaming laptop
  07/17/26
I was actually up 1.4% yesterday, and expect to be up some m...
Ultramarine yarmulke
  07/17/26
I was up too, but only a few thousand. Probably the same tod...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
GIS was up like 4% yesterday, lol. Wednesday I rolled my $3...
Ultramarine yarmulke
  07/17/26
Nice! I wanted to buy ETD but held out for $20. Looks like I...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
How did you select those three? They look like they&rsquo...
magenta rough-skinned dog poop
  07/17/26
I found these because I've been rebalancing my dividend slee...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
...
magenta rough-skinned dog poop
  07/17/26
Pretty much every food brand stock is way down because of fo...
Ultramarine yarmulke
  07/17/26
...
magenta rough-skinned dog poop
  07/17/26
I need passive income for retirement visa purposes, so I'm l...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
I actually bought GIS cause of u but only 2.5k, it's totally...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
Nice, that means you bought it around $32 and are up handsom...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/18/26
What did I miss? I thought you were doing Treasury Bonds aga...
aquamarine mad cow disease
  07/17/26
Probably losing 150k plus on SOXS and SoXL puts I figured I ...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
You need Jesus
beady-eyed startled associate
  07/17/26
No I need a nigga to shove his BBC in my brains
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
I pray to furking Allah that you'll have to go back to work ...
Poppy Institution
  07/17/26
I think he'd really just killself rather than move back or t...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
He'd fold like a cheap suit and go right back to wageslaving...
Poppy Institution
  07/17/26
I don’t think so. Tommy is out of the game for life. I...
magenta rough-skinned dog poop
  07/17/26
The way he "invests" it makes me think he has a de...
Poppy Institution
  07/17/26
Nigga im closer to 50 than 40 so don't have many years left ...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
You need to generate some income you wastrel
Poppy Institution
  07/17/26
Stfu like, if all else falls I can live in a $300 apt in Dan...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/18/26
If only people would realize this in their 30s, the world mi...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/18/26
"So can you explain the twenty year gap in your resume?...
sickened frum cumskin potus
  07/17/26
...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
Rofl once after I traveled 2 years I had to explain to Jews ...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
you applied to BIGLOL jobs after 2 years? what did they say
trip flatulent market indirect expression
  07/17/26
It was more MIDLOL I got some interviews but nothing but I r...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/18/26
ur done here but you can still help the bort if you go back ...
Laughsome dragon base
  07/17/26
No more options or 3x at least for the next month or so
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
Summon TT to explain his next moves
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
I only have like 100k in bonds to invest and then 200k in VT...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
DOW is down 0.07%
Embarrassed to the bone avocado kitchen quadroon
  07/17/26
I'm currently up .22% on the day. Mostly on oil and recent v...
Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond
  07/17/26
Following the dow is so retarded u must have sex with niggas...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26
Put like 50 grand in nokia asap. Inside info
olive point multi-billionaire
  07/17/26
(guy poasting from 1995)
glittery costumed nowag
  07/17/26
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nokias-new-act-supplying-the-ai-...
olive point multi-billionaire
  07/17/26
On XO advice I bought BB and was up bigly but now I think I ...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth
  07/17/26


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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:38 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

I'm such a furking moron jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005684)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:44 AM
Author: Maroon Medicated Business Firm Partner

why aren't you 100% btc

(this is not financial advice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005688)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:05 AM
Author: Awkward Gay Wizard Regret

You can sell covered calls on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005690)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:22 AM
Author: Orange marvelous site

You should adopt a "two ahead" strategy. Whenever you have a compulsion to do something, you should spend a week pretending you did that thing and it went to complete shit and then whatever you feel like doing in response to that, is what you should actually do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005691)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: cerise space sweet tailpipe

This will just result in him delaying doing the wrong thing by a week. He just needs to do the opposite of what seems like a good idea to him at any given moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007898)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:16 AM
Author: hilarious mentally impaired gaming laptop

didn't buy enough TrumpCoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005713)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine yarmulke

I was actually up 1.4% yesterday, and expect to be up some more today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005731)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

I was up too, but only a few thousand. Probably the same today

Tommy, I'm up about 15% on the basket of high yield dividends I told you about (GIS, KHC, CAG) on stock price alone. Plus they pay a blended yield near around 6.5% even after CAG cut its dividend in half this week

Also up about 10% on PFE since then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005754)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine yarmulke

GIS was up like 4% yesterday, lol. Wednesday I rolled my $37.5 call (profitably) to next month at $40 and am probably getting blown out oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005771)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

Nice! I wanted to buy ETD but held out for $20. Looks like I missed a good opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005799)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: magenta rough-skinned dog poop

How did you select those three?

They look like they’re at or near 5 year lows, good dividends, and they’re real companies that make things people want (fat fucks like to eat).

Is there a catch? Seems like they’d be ripe to bounce back and even if they don’t, it’s a nice dividend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006233)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

I found these because I've been rebalancing my dividend sleeve, which has led me to check yields on shit and then scoop things that I think look to have some deep value

If I didn't buy CAG earlier in the year, I'd have gone with CPB when it crossed into the 7%+ dividend range

I almost scooped a little ETD (was only going to get 10 - 20k since it's a microcap) at 21 like a week ago, but decided to hold out for 20. Looks like I missed out. This one is more cyclical, so buy a bunch when you feel like we're on the lower end of a cycle and then hold

I have a list on my other computer of things I'm checking periodically for when they fall far enough. Things like AMCR, MO, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006255)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: magenta rough-skinned dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006275)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine yarmulke

Pretty much every food brand stock is way down because of food stamp cutbacks and restrictions combined with ingredient cost inflation which is making branded dorito too expensive for fat proles. If you really think the sector will bounce back there is also PEP, SJM, MKC pretty much whatever you want. But watch out some of these companies are doing pretty badly, CAG actually poasted a loss in their latest report.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006264)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: magenta rough-skinned dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006276)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

I need passive income for retirement visa purposes, so I'm looking for things with a high yield that I think, over an 8 - 12 year period will likely preserve capital while paying high yield

PEP, SJM, MKC are too close to something like SCHD in yield that I would rather buy SCHD for diversification, but the food picks themselves do have a lot of principle appreciation opportunity if/when dynamics change. Potentially really good buys for people with different needs than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006284)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

I actually bought GIS cause of u but only 2.5k, it's totally counter cyclical though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007122)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

Nice, that means you bought it around $32 and are up handsomely. It's one where you should hold it for the dividend even if it reverses into a loss. On a longer timeline, it will recover, and you'll have nice income the whole time

There's a decent chance it will hold gains even now and stay near or move in to the 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50008034)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: aquamarine mad cow disease

What did I miss? I thought you were doing Treasury Bonds again. What inspired you to buy high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005752)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

Probably losing 150k plus on SOXS and SoXL puts I figured I can make back my losses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007125)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed startled associate

You need Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005755)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

No I need a nigga to shove his BBC in my brains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007128)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Poppy Institution

I pray to furking Allah that you'll have to go back to work some day please sweet baby jeebus make this happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005765)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:24 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

I think he'd really just killself rather than move back or take a $5/day job gakking chickens in Cambodia or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005767)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: Poppy Institution

He'd fold like a cheap suit and go right back to wageslaving for his masters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005772)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: magenta rough-skinned dog poop

I don’t think so. Tommy is out of the game for life. I’ve been FIRE-ing for a while and I understand now. Once you get off the treadmill there’s no going back. I’d do DoorDash or killself before I’d work a regular job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006306)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Poppy Institution

The way he "invests" it makes me think he has a death wish for his fire lifestyle.

Tommy lacks the constitution for killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006459)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

Nigga im closer to 50 than 40 so don't have many years left it's over for me but I don't see how I can lose more than 50% if that happens we all are fueked and many will kill self



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007131)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Poppy Institution

You need to generate some income you wastrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007344)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:30 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

Stfu like, if all else falls I can live in a $300 apt in Danang or Yangon. I'm old and my best days are past and there's nothing money can do to change that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007910)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

If only people would realize this in their 30s, the world might be a better place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50008035)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: sickened frum cumskin potus

"So can you explain the twenty year gap in your resume?"

"I was in NIGGA-STAN, kike."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006048)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006286)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

Rofl once after I traveled 2 years I had to explain to Jews why I took a sabbatical , I don't think they liked it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007134)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: trip flatulent market indirect expression

you applied to BIGLOL jobs after 2 years? what did they say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007553)



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Date: July 18th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

It was more MIDLOL I got some interviews but nothing but I recall having to explain to 62yo kike partners my 2 year gap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007872)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: Laughsome dragon base

ur done here but you can still help the bort if you go back to shorting all the goat tech stocks and stuff. Buy 3x INVERSE AI/tech/megamooners and hold until further notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50005776)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

No more options or 3x at least for the next month or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007137)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

Summon TT to explain his next moves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006013)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

I only have like 100k in bonds to invest and then 200k in VTV I guess I cld move to qqq

Every down day I just buy 3 to 5k of MRVL INTC SNDK to bring down my cost basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007148)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone avocado kitchen quadroon

DOW is down 0.07%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006031)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Boyish doobsian locus generalized bond

I'm currently up .22% on the day. Mostly on oil and recent value purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006169)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

Following the dow is so retarded u must have sex with niggas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007149)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: olive point multi-billionaire

Put like 50 grand in nokia asap. Inside info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006239)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: glittery costumed nowag

(guy poasting from 1995)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006240)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: olive point multi-billionaire

https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nokias-new-act-supplying-the-ai-data-center-boom-e03045c0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50006253)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth

On XO advice I bought BB and was up bigly but now I think I lost all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2ค1¤7PHPSESSID=188a95202f833e097d78c96d76bac3f6#50007152)