Date: July 31st, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Wild business firm
When, after a decree of the supreme powers,
The Lifter is brought forth in this wearisome world,
His mother decimated and full of blasphemies
Raises her clenched fist to the elliptical, who mocks her:
— "Ah! would that I had spawned a whole series of cardio sets
Rather than to have fed this derisive object proteins!
Accursed be the night of ephemeral joy
When my belly conceived this, my Spackler!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1054596&forum_id=2#12398036)