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The Importance of Being Spackler (Wilde)

Morning-room in Spackler's flat in Dead-Lift Street. The roo...
magical well-lubricated philosopher-king
  08/02/09


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Date: August 2nd, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: magical well-lubricated philosopher-king

Morning-room in Spackler's flat in Dead-Lift Street. The room is barren and stern. The sound of weights clanking against weights is heard in the adjoining room.

[Whok is arranging afternoon protein on the table, and after the clanking has ceased, Spackler enters.]

Spackler: Do you know what I was lifting, Whok?

Whok: I didn’t think it polite to pry, sir.

Spackler: I’m sorry for your tiny pink humility, for your sake. I lift accurately - any one can lift accurately - but I lift with wonderful expression. As far as the dumbbell is concerned, 225 is my forte. I keep decimation for Cardio.

Whok: Yes, sir.

Spackler: And, speaking of the decimation of Cardio, have you got the elliptical read for Lady AdChick?

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