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Do I have a reputation on this board yet?

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any...
crawly faggot firefighter
  09/28/05
Did that answer your question?
cyan office
  09/28/05
see above
crystalline bateful newt
  09/28/05
Nope.
Deep Travel Guidebook Friendly Grandma
  09/29/05
This thread is now about ducks. FACT: Some ducks can swi...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can se...
cyan office
  09/28/05
Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, ...
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the &q...
swashbuckling mahogany home antidepressant drug
  09/29/05
theyre not preserved
hateful topaz library
  02/07/06
I think he's talking about "century eggs," which a...
histrionic white keepsake machete
  02/08/06
Molting is awesome.
rusted center tattoo
  09/28/05
Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate an...
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possib...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.
embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch
  09/28/05
Geese are not ducks. Duck Tape not made from crushed up ...
Jet affirmative action
  09/29/05
My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a v...
massive locale idiot
  12/02/05
This thread is a smashing success.
rusted center tattoo
  09/28/05
THREAD SALVAGED!
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
Hooray ducks!
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order t...
cyan office
  09/28/05
The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning...
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they co...
cyan office
  09/28/05
i love ducks
Cordovan depressive sound barrier
  09/28/05
I loved a duck once.
titillating mexican gay wizard
  09/28/05
170.
boyish stead philosopher-king
  12/02/05
I have a Duck Head shirt.
shaky set weed whacker
  09/28/05
i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had s...
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/29/05
This thread is depressing. Think of all the countless, p...
Tantric razzle piazza
  09/28/05
WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallar...
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" a...
Ruddy Dopamine
  09/28/05
Did anyone else pre-order? http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/ne...
marvelous step-uncle's house
  09/28/05
I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might hav...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in s...
embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch
  09/28/05
Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated n...
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
This is not a duck related post.
Know-it-all motley lodge new version
  09/28/05
the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread
embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch
  09/28/05
i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck. ...
Brilliant fragrant property son of senegal
  09/28/05
FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.
rusted center tattoo
  09/28/05
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html
sooty address rigor
  09/28/05
Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I t...
crawly faggot firefighter
  09/28/05
Are you a duck?
Know-it-all motley lodge new version
  09/28/05
Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit r...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
.
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentu...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/28/05
Fuck off, Howard.
rusted center tattoo
  09/28/05
those threads don't concern ducks at all
Brilliant fragrant property son of senegal
  09/28/05
Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original N...
Hideous Fighting State
  09/28/05
http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm
Red dragon boistinker
  09/28/05
Addictive
crawly faggot firefighter
  09/28/05
I loved shooting ducks on tv.
onyx lascivious market knife
  09/29/05
Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with ...
Lilac heady nursing home
  09/29/05
Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.
cyan office
  09/29/05
Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd m...
Sick field
  09/29/05
I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. ...
Cerebral Azure Lay Sneaky Criminal
  09/29/05
This thread is great. Did you know ducks are all dark mea...
Mentally Impaired Exciting Legal Warrant School Cafeteria
  09/29/05
FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-worki...
ivory stimulating community account heaven
  09/29/05
this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck fo...
hot free-loading sanctuary filthpig
  09/29/05
Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/29/05
http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg
sapphire aphrodisiac shrine
  09/29/05
If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be ...
thriller vermilion ticket booth incel
  09/29/05
Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese ...
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/29/05
awesome.
Ruddy Dopamine
  09/29/05
This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several ...
Glittery hyperventilating resort
  09/29/05
mighty ducks... best movie ever?
Dashing mother turdskin
  09/29/05
The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last n...
nubile vengeful kitty senate
  09/29/05
fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo fingerbang an ...
Apoplectic Cruise Ship Karate
  09/29/05
I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce...
cracking marketing idea
  09/29/05
Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.
Nofapping Fat Ankles Circlehead
  09/30/05
quack
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  09/30/05
I was afraid this thread was lost forever. While ducks ...
Jet affirmative action
  09/30/05
please reconcile: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thr...
charismatic hall doctorate
  10/06/05
Aflac!
thriller vermilion ticket booth incel
  10/06/05
Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see...
buff nibblets
  10/06/05
you should try this, if the place is still standing: http...
Ruddy Dopamine
  10/06/05
Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to mak...
Razzmatazz base national security agency
  10/06/05
A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.
wild glassy famous landscape painting
  12/19/07
Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with pre...
titillating mexican gay wizard
  10/06/05
So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has r...
Lake Patrolman
  10/06/05
Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggrega...
crawly faggot firefighter
  10/06/05
dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to d...
charismatic hall doctorate
  10/06/05
no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/lin...
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/06/05
Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the ...
Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren
  10/08/05
...
Cruel-hearted Self-absorbed Chapel
  10/08/05
...
wine hairy legs
  12/02/05
do i have a rep?
Apoplectic Cruise Ship Karate
  12/02/05
This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging ...
boyish stead philosopher-king
  12/02/05
The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of t...
massive locale idiot
  12/02/05
...
Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Haunted Graveyard
  02/07/06
Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.
Citrine Bawdyhouse Macaca
  12/02/05
seconded.
big chestnut plaza
  02/07/06
...
big chestnut plaza
  02/07/06
quack
spectacular nowag whorehouse
  02/05/06
The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.
Domesticated amber background story
  02/05/06
In a fairly acceptable city.
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/07/06
Credited.
doobsian poppy internal respiration stage
  02/07/06
these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute: http:/...
big chestnut plaza
  02/07/06
When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I sh...
idiotic alcoholic ratface
  02/07/06
that is kind of a sad duck story.
big chestnut plaza
  02/07/06
It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck...
idiotic alcoholic ratface
  02/07/06
that makes me smile.
big chestnut plaza
  02/07/06
When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. ...
Odious insanely creepy pisswyrm
  02/07/06
About humping ducks:
clear arousing trailer park mood
  02/07/06
...
spectacular nowag whorehouse
  02/07/06
While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by...
Disgusting Principal's Office
  02/08/06
The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a d...
Violet persian corner
  02/08/06
I love ducks
Duck-like parlour messiness
  03/26/06
thanks, fag
rebellious trip dog poop preventive strike
  03/26/06
you don't like ducks?
Duck-like parlour messiness
  03/26/06
In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the ...
primrose tank space
  05/02/06
Quack bump
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/10/06
quack?
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/05/06
excellent
peach passionate hominid
  11/06/06
http://www.ducks.org/
Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/19/07
ty
Glittery hyperventilating resort
  12/19/07
ty for this bump
Concupiscible Sienna Parlor
  12/19/07
Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different ...
multi-colored dilemma
  12/19/07


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Date: September 28th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: crawly faggot firefighter

I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any sort of reputation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3926655)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:00 PM
Author: cyan office

Did that answer your question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927408)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: crystalline bateful newt

see above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927426)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:06 PM
Author: Deep Travel Guidebook Friendly Grandma

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930682)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

This thread is now about ducks.

FACT: Some ducks can swim backward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927453)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: cyan office

Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can see everything around them for approximately 340 degrees without turning their heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927468)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, eggs, feathers and down feathers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927472)





Date: September 29th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling mahogany home antidepressant drug

the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the "whites" of the egg black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3932295)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: hateful topaz library
Subject: theyre not preserved

theyre incubated until the fetus begins to develop. all of SE asia eats these. all of SE asia should be nuked off the planet.

*edit: i think i mixed this up. you were talking about pickled eggs, i believe. either way, SE asians are nasty*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018900)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic white keepsake machete

I think he's talking about "century eggs," which are essentially pickled for 100 days and are a Cantonese delicacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026024)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: rusted center tattoo

Molting is awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927473)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate and arctic northern hemisphere, are migratory, but others are not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927481)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possible for one group of ducks in a species to migrate while others of the same species stay behind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927532)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch

FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927534)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Jet affirmative action

Geese are not ducks.

Duck Tape not made from crushed up ducks.

Donald is also a common name for humans, although it is often shortened to Don.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930780)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:41 AM
Author: massive locale idiot

My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a very cool duck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438356)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: rusted center tattoo

This thread is a smashing success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927482)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

THREAD SALVAGED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927487)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

Hooray ducks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927488)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: cyan office

Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order to keep their body weight low to assist in flying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927491)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning to bend down as if to get under something, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: cyan office

Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they consist primarily of strong tendons with few nerves and blood vessels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927516)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Cordovan depressive sound barrier

i love ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927496)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: titillating mexican gay wizard

I loved a duck once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927527)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:37 AM
Author: boyish stead philosopher-king

170.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438297)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: shaky set weed whacker

I have a Duck Head shirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927529)





Date: September 29th, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had sort of a duck head. my friends and i then started to call him duck head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3931514)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Tantric razzle piazza

This thread is depressing.

Think of all the countless, pathetic posters like the OP whose dreams of being popular are shattered :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927541)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927550)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallard, Anas platyrhynchos, but many breeds have become much larger than their wild ancestor, with a "hull length" (from base of neck to base of tail) of 12 inches or more and routinely able to swallow an adult British Common Frog, Rana temporaria, whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927567)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Dopamine

my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" as their first word. I have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927552)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house

Did anyone else pre-order?

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3889

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927565)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might have to order this.

Duck Tails and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers were always on in the afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927598)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch

to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in some way-- generally by being borderline retarded, or clinically insane. unfortunately you seem like a relatively well-adjusted guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927595)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated necks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927616)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all motley lodge new version

This is not a duck related post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927683)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone genital piercing brunch

the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927703)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant property son of senegal

i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck.

i never would have thought, but creating a duck thread was a great idea. kudos to the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927604)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: rusted center tattoo

FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927611)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: sooty address rigor

http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927618)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: crawly faggot firefighter

Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I thought I would have a reputation by now. Oh well.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927667)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all motley lodge new version

Are you a duck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927687)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit ruining my duck thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927691)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927716)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentum. Way to go jackass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927732)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: rusted center tattoo

Fuck off, Howard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927745)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: Brilliant fragrant property son of senegal

those threads don't concern ducks at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927761)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: Hideous Fighting State

Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original NES. I remember it with fondness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927742)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM
Author: Red dragon boistinker

http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927766)





Date: September 28th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: crawly faggot firefighter

Addictive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927796)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:40 AM
Author: onyx lascivious market knife

I loved shooting ducks on tv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928832)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:17 PM
Author: Lilac heady nursing home

Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with much fondness. If only there was a way I could have combined the two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930753)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: cyan office

Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928776)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: Sick field

Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd memory of talking about Howard the Duck near the lake but I don't know with whom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928872)





Date: September 29th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Azure Lay Sneaky Criminal

I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. Did you know you can skin a duck without the assistance of any tool--just by using your hands?

This thread is fucking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928800)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:07 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Exciting Legal Warrant School Cafeteria

This thread is great.

Did you know ducks are all dark meat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928923)





Date: September 29th, 2005 3:04 AM
Author: ivory stimulating community account heaven

FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-working indigenous people of Thailand pass down the secret of duck cooking from generation to generation. They are rumored to use EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY to prepare the duck. Duck feathers are saved for Thai princes, who wear them in elaborate headdresses to impress exotic princesses as they pass. Duck feathers are taxed in Thailand like dollars are in America. The highest income brackets have to give ALL OF THEIR DUCK FEATHERS to the local princes. If they try to cheat on their income taxes, the princes burn down their entire village.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929123)





Date: September 29th, 2005 8:17 AM
Author: hot free-loading sanctuary filthpig

this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck for the first time last week. It was very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929318)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:13 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930727)





Date: September 29th, 2005 9:15 AM
Author: sapphire aphrodisiac shrine

http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929418)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: thriller vermilion ticket booth incel

If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be a duck. I mean they can walk on land, swim, and fly. They are like the Duck Boat of the animal kingdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930676)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese on Xmas and have duck? FA RA RA RA RA FA RA RA RA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930735)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Dopamine

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930740)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: Glittery hyperventilating resort

This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930745)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing mother turdskin

mighty ducks... best movie ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930779)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:22 PM
Author: nubile vengeful kitty senate

The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last night. However, Teemu Selanne scored his second goal of the preseason.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2005092825

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930784)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cruise Ship Karate

fuck fuck fuck a duck

screw a kangaroo

fingerbang an orangutan

an orgy at the zoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930806)





Date: September 29th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: cracking marketing idea

I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce all the time even when I don't order duck. what are you supposed to do with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930915)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Nofapping Fat Ankles Circlehead

Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940413)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:38 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

quack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940390)





Date: September 30th, 2005 5:52 PM
Author: Jet affirmative action

I was afraid this thread was lost forever.

While ducks generally are not man-eaters and rarely attack humans there is one species that has been known to swoop from the sky and viciously attack the unaware. Thus the phrase "Duck!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940519)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: charismatic hall doctorate

please reconcile:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986381)





Date: October 6th, 2005 12:08 PM
Author: thriller vermilion ticket booth incel

Aflac!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3985992)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:55 PM
Author: buff nibblets

Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see why it's a delicacy in so many cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986643)





Date: October 6th, 2005 1:58 PM
Author: Ruddy Dopamine

you should try this, if the place is still standing:

http://www.liletterestaurant.com/dinner.html

Duck confit with baby greens and Vidalia onion

vinaigrette -9.5 -

btw, the dish in that picture is a really awful, flavorless hearts of palm salad. I would suggest that you pass on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986653)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz base national security agency

Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to make Eider quilts.

INSANITY!

...check this out: http://www.plumeriabay.com/comforters-choose/eiderdown-duvets-king-c.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986665)





Date: December 19th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: wild glassy famous landscape painting

A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051708)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:09 PM
Author: titillating mexican gay wizard

Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986676)





Date: October 6th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Lake Patrolman

So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has received backlash post 9/11. Is ag for "aggregate." I think he was Persian, and he posted on the old PR board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986682)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: crawly faggot firefighter

Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggregate. 30 is now classified as older?! Dang. Fortunately I've been told I look younger than 30. I've also started a few other threads.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987276)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: charismatic hall doctorate

dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to do with ducks. Kinda hard to get a reputation if you're always spewing irrelevant babble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987313)





Date: October 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/links/duckresource.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987324)





Date: October 8th, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Bespoke Useless Brakes Brethren

Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the very end? It was so perfect there for a while.

The tourist attraction Ride the Ducks uses amphibious vehicles that were used in WWII to land on beaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4001450)





Date: October 8th, 2005 5:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Self-absorbed Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4001521)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:11 AM
Author: wine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438270)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic Cruise Ship Karate

do i have a rep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438300)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM
Author: boyish stead philosopher-king

This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging it. Does he still post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438301)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:45 AM
Author: massive locale idiot

The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of these wonderful ducks reside in the Lincoln Park zoo, where they can be viewed free of charge.

They are fabulous ducks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438360)





Date: February 7th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Arrogant Razzle-dazzle Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5024258)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:55 AM
Author: Citrine Bawdyhouse Macaca

Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438597)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: big chestnut plaza

seconded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018600)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:04 AM
Author: big chestnut plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018604)





Date: February 5th, 2006 12:55 AM
Author: spectacular nowag whorehouse

quack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998290)





Date: February 5th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: Domesticated amber background story

The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998414)





Date: February 7th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

In a fairly acceptable city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018559)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:09 AM
Author: doobsian poppy internal respiration stage

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018622)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: big chestnut plaza

these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute:

http://www.bastropcountyaudubon.org/images/Wood%20ducks.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018719)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:25 AM
Author: idiotic alcoholic ratface

When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I shaved all its plush off with his razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018727)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:29 AM
Author: big chestnut plaza

that is kind of a sad duck story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018766)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:31 AM
Author: idiotic alcoholic ratface

It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck if I would buy him another razor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018773)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:34 AM
Author: big chestnut plaza

that makes me smile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018792)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Odious insanely creepy pisswyrm

When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. I spoke no French and my parents ordered my meals for me.

One night I was eating a meat unknown to my palate. I asked my father what it was and he quacked.

I have never been the same since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018823)





Date: February 7th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: clear arousing trailer park mood
Subject: About humping ducks:

say you're fucking a duck. does it matter if it's a girl or guy duck? if you were demanding payment to fuck the duck, would your bounty change based on the duck's gender?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=326010&mc=7&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018854)





Date: February 7th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: spectacular nowag whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5023138)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: Disgusting Principal's Office

While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by nature, Finland refused to run Donald Duck comics because he didn't wear pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026000)





Date: February 8th, 2006 12:28 AM
Author: Violet persian corner

The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it must be a duck" is logically unsound. It might just be a man acting and talking like a duck, or it might be an image of a duck on the television screen -- neither are ducks, though. The man is, well, a man; and the duck on the television screen is nothing but bunch of electrons commingling on the television screen. Thus, the saying "If it walks ... " is a complete logical mess and should not ever be used again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026044)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: Duck-like parlour messiness

I love ducks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429812)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: rebellious trip dog poop preventive strike

thanks, fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429935)





Date: March 26th, 2006 1:46 PM
Author: Duck-like parlour messiness

you don't like ducks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429957)





Date: May 2nd, 2006 7:48 PM
Author: primrose tank space

In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire (UK) finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that, of the animals in the world, the duck is the type that attracts most humor and silliness; he said "If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5701839)





Date: June 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

Quack bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5953920)





Date: November 5th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

quack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#6929562)





Date: November 6th, 2006 7:44 AM
Author: peach passionate hominid

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#6931806)





Date: November 19th, 2007 9:53 PM
Author: Federal Temple Twinkling Uncleanness

http://www.ducks.org/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#8915782)





Date: December 19th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Glittery hyperventilating resort

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051536)





Date: December 19th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sienna Parlor

ty for this bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051539)





Date: December 19th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: multi-colored dilemma

Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different monikers up there that I had completely forgotten about.

Did you know that the game duck duck goose was created by ducks to torment homosexual ducks. Apparently, calling a duck a goose has a very negative connotation and doing so invariably results in the gay duck chasing the name caller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9052237)