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Date: September 28th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: Dashing cumskin I've been posting for like 4 weeks now. Have I developed any sort of reputation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3926655) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:00 PM Author: spectacular out-of-control prole Did that answer your question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927408) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:01 PM Author: puce 180 doctorate see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927426) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:06 PM Author: ivory brunch Nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930682) |
Date: September 28th, 2005 11:03 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman This thread is now about ducks.
FACT: Some ducks can swim backward. |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: spectacular out-of-control prole Because of the size and position of their eyes, ducks can see everything around them for approximately 340 degrees without turning their heads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927468) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan Ducks have many economic uses, being farmed for their meat, eggs, feathers and down feathers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927472) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 5:31 PM Author: cerise hairraiser stage generalized bond the chinese like to eat preserved duck eggs that turn the "whites" of the egg black (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3932295) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Greedy Public Bath Subject: theyre not preserved theyre incubated until the fetus begins to develop. all of SE asia eats these. all of SE asia should be nuked off the planet.
*edit: i think i mixed this up. you were talking about pickled eggs, i believe. either way, SE asians are nasty* |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: Hideous Pale Fat Ankles I think he's talking about "century eggs," which are essentially pickled for 100 days and are a Cantonese delicacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026024) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:04 PM Author: bonkers drunken shrine alpha Molting is awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927473) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan Some duck species, mainly those breeding in the temperate and arctic northern hemisphere, are migratory, but others are not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927481) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman Do all species either migrate or not together? Is it possible for one group of ducks in a species to migrate while others of the same species stay behind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927532) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: Mischievous athletic conference FACT: ducks can lay eggs *WHENEVER* they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927534) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM Author: Floppy partner location Geese are not ducks.
Duck Tape not made from crushed up ducks.
Donald is also a common name for humans, although it is often shortened to Don. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:41 AM Author: Boyish Area My favorite duck is the blue beaked siberian duck. It is a very cool duck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438356) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:05 PM Author: bonkers drunken shrine alpha This thread is a smashing success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927482) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman THREAD SALVAGED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927487) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan Hooray ducks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927488) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: spectacular out-of-control prole Birds are the only animals that have hollow bones in order to keep their body weight low to assist in flying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927491) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan The word duck came from the verb "to duck" meaning to bend down as if to get under something, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:07 PM Author: spectacular out-of-control prole Birds’ feet seem impervious to heat and cold because they consist primarily of strong tendons with few nerves and blood vessels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927516) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: sable diverse becky i love ducks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927496) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: Olive concupiscible private investor I loved a duck once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927527) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:37 AM Author: Tan Talented Tanning Salon Personal Credit Line 170. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438297) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:08 PM Author: Rambunctious lavender old irish cottage I have a Duck Head shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927529) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy i know a guy who had a duck head shirt. ironically he had sort of a duck head. my friends and i then started to call him duck head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3931514) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Claret apoplectic digit ratio hell This thread is depressing.
Think of all the countless, pathetic posters like the OP whose dreams of being popular are shattered :-( |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman WRONG THREAD MISTER. THIS IS NOW THE DUCK THREAD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927550) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan ACTUALLY, most domestic ducks were bred from the wild Mallard, Anas platyrhynchos, but many breeds have become much larger than their wild ancestor, with a "hull length" (from base of neck to base of tail) of 12 inches or more and routinely able to swallow an adult British Common Frog, Rana temporaria, whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927567) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: histrionic corner my stepbrother and half-brother both said "duck" as their first word. I have no idea why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927552) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: filthy hall Did anyone else pre-order?
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3889 |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman I watched that show all the time as a kid. I just might have to order this.
Duck Tails and Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers were always on in the afternoon. |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Mischievous athletic conference to get a reputation on this board you have to stand out in some way-- generally by being borderline retarded, or clinically insane. unfortunately you seem like a relatively well-adjusted guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927595) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan Ducks have no need to stand out because of their elongated necks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927616) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Slap-happy nowag voyeur This is not a duck related post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927683) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:19 PM Author: Mischievous athletic conference the OP was about ducks; i'm simply hijacking the thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927703) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: curious canary boistinker sanctuary i'll often see a goose and lazily refer to it as a duck.
i never would have thought, but creating a duck thread was a great idea. kudos to the OP |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:13 PM Author: bonkers drunken shrine alpha FACT: Ducks are nature's ultimate paradox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927611) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:14 PM Author: bearded know-it-all gas station party of the first part http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927618) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:17 PM Author: Dashing cumskin Hey I've started a few threads + replied to many others. I thought I would have a reputation by now. Oh well.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Slap-happy nowag voyeur Are you a duck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927687) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:18 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman Sure, whatever. You're a celebrity. Now shut up and quit ruining my duck thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927691) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:20 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927716) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:21 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman See what you did? You went and killed this thread's momentum. Way to go jackass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927732) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM Author: bonkers drunken shrine alpha Fuck off, Howard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927745) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM Author: curious canary boistinker sanctuary those threads don't concern ducks at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927761) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:22 PM Author: Contagious Federal Toilet Seat Church Duck Hunt was the first game I ever owned for the original NES. I remember it with fondness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927742) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:23 PM Author: House-broken Carmine Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan http://www.cyberiapc.com/flashgames/duckhunt.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927766) |
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Date: September 28th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: Dashing cumskin Addictive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927796) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:40 AM Author: brass vigorous double fault rigor I loved shooting ducks on tv. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928832) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:17 PM Author: Laughsome senate Agreed. I also remember the duck pond in my home town with much fondness. If only there was a way I could have combined the two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930753) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: spectacular out-of-control prole Howard the Duck is the best and worst movie of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928776) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:49 AM Author: bateful iridescent chapel community account Did we have a conversation about this once? I have an odd memory of talking about Howard the Duck near the lake but I don't know with whom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3928872) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Medicated Market New Version I used to hunt ducks and it always made sad to shoot them. Did you know you can skin a duck without the assistance of any tool--just by using your hands?
This thread is fucking awesome. |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:07 AM Author: mentally impaired factory reset button den This thread is great.
Did you know ducks are all dark meat? |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 3:04 AM Author: Sick Swashbuckling Karate Messiness FACT: no one serves duck as well as the Thai. The hard-working indigenous people of Thailand pass down the secret of duck cooking from generation to generation. They are rumored to use EVERY PART OF THEIR BODY to prepare the duck. Duck feathers are saved for Thai princes, who wear them in elaborate headdresses to impress exotic princesses as they pass. Duck feathers are taxed in Thailand like dollars are in America. The highest income brackets have to give ALL OF THEIR DUCK FEATHERS to the local princes. If they try to cheat on their income taxes, the princes burn down their entire village. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929123) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 8:17 AM Author: Cracking crusty reading party this is really weird. It just so happens that I ate duck for the first time last week. It was very good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929318) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:13 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy Ducks are so fatty though, despite general tastiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930727) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 9:15 AM Author: Chartreuse Passionate Point Depressive http://www.vegalleries.com/dis-ltd/barks2.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3929418) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:05 PM Author: Glittery windowlicker If I were to come back as an animal, it would definitely be a duck. I mean they can walk on land, swim, and fly. They are like the Duck Boat of the animal kingdom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930676) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy Remember in a Christmas Story where they go out for Chinese on Xmas and have duck? FA RA RA RA RA FA RA RA RA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930735) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: histrionic corner awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930740) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:16 PM Author: indecent ocher round eye place of business This is, quite possibly, the best thread on xoxo in several months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930745) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:21 PM Author: Pink multi-colored milk office mighty ducks... best movie ever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930779) |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:22 PM Author: Maize outnumbered twinkling uncleanness church building The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim lost their preseason game last night. However, Teemu Selanne scored his second goal of the preseason.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/recap?gid=2005092825 |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:24 PM Author: dull swollen son of senegal filthpig fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
fingerbang an orangutan
an orgy at the zoo |
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Date: September 29th, 2005 2:35 PM Author: Primrose water buffalo I never know why Chinese take out places give out duck sauce all the time even when I don't order duck. what are you supposed to do with it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3930915) |
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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Cordovan stag film mood Rub it on your testicles. It attracts the ladies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940413) |
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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman quack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3940390) |
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Date: September 30th, 2005 5:52 PM Author: Floppy partner location I was afraid this thread was lost forever.
While ducks generally are not man-eaters and rarely attack humans there is one species that has been known to swoop from the sky and viciously attack the unaware. Thus the phrase "Duck!"
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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: rose heaven knife please reconcile:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3927511 |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:08 PM Author: Glittery windowlicker Aflac! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3985992) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: Coiffed Brilliant Cruise Ship Personally, I've never liked roast duck. I still fail to see why it's a delicacy in so many cultures. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986643) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 1:58 PM Author: histrionic corner you should try this, if the place is still standing:
http://www.liletterestaurant.com/dinner.html
Duck confit with baby greens and Vidalia onion vinaigrette -9.5 -
btw, the dish in that picture is a really awful, flavorless hearts of palm salad. I would suggest that you pass on it. |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:03 PM Author: wonderful range Eider down is the worlds most expensive feather, used to make Eider quilts.
INSANITY!
...check this out: http://www.plumeriabay.com/comforters-choose/eiderdown-duvets-king-c.html |
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Date: December 19th, 2007 5:46 PM Author: Violent stimulating garrison gay wizard A week's pay for a comforter seems excessive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#9051708) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:09 PM Author: Olive concupiscible private investor Duccats have nothing to ducks, but everything to do with prestige. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986676) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 2:11 PM Author: Poppy cerebral business firm So far your rep is quasi-muslim, older Persian guy who has received backlash post 9/11. Is ag for "aggregate." I think he was Persian, and he posted on the old PR board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3986682) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:49 PM Author: Dashing cumskin Oh that's why somone called me aggregate. No I'm not aggregate. 30 is now classified as older?! Dang. Fortunately I've been told I look younger than 30. I've also started a few other threads.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261190&mc=62&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=261816&mc=84&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=268193&mc=80&forum_id=2
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=262883&mc=20&forum_id=2
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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: rose heaven knife dude, nothing in your post or in the linked threads has to do with ducks. Kinda hard to get a reputation if you're always spewing irrelevant babble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987313) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 3:57 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy no no. his name comes from here: http://www.agsites.net/links/duckresource.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#3987324) |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: beady-eyed black woman Why did you have to go and dick up my thread right near the very end? It was so perfect there for a while.
The tourist attraction Ride the Ducks uses amphibious vehicles that were used in WWII to land on beaches. |
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Date: October 8th, 2005 5:37 PM Author: excitant telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4001521) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:11 AM Author: balding racy state hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438270) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM Author: dull swollen son of senegal filthpig do i have a rep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438300) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 4:40 AM Author: Tan Talented Tanning Salon Personal Credit Line This thread is fucking awesome. Props to bmud for salvaging it. Does he still post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438301) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:45 AM Author: Boyish Area The blue beaked siberian duck is my favorite duck. Many of these wonderful ducks reside in the Lincoln Park zoo, where they can be viewed free of charge.
They are fabulous ducks. |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 9:03 PM Author: Confused razzmatazz theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5024258) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:55 AM Author: provocative station Top thread. LMFAO. Standing ovation for bmud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4438597) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:03 AM Author: Transparent autistic foreskin hospital seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018600) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:04 AM Author: Transparent autistic foreskin hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018604) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 12:55 AM Author: Bearded Base quack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998290) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 1:16 AM Author: irate haunting school cafeteria feces The Oregon Ducks are a fairly good football team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#4998414) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 10:57 AM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy In a fairly acceptable city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018559) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:09 AM Author: Mauve institution corn cake Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018622) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:22 AM Author: Transparent autistic foreskin hospital these ducks, known as wood ducks, are fairly cute:
http://www.bastropcountyaudubon.org/images/Wood%20ducks.jpg
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:25 AM Author: aqua volcanic crater When I was 7, my grandfather bought me a stuffed duck. I shaved all its plush off with his razor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018727) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:29 AM Author: Transparent autistic foreskin hospital that is kind of a sad duck story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018766) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:31 AM Author: aqua volcanic crater It has a happy ending. He said he would buy me another duck if I would buy him another razor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018773) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:34 AM Author: Transparent autistic foreskin hospital that makes me smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5018792) |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: big clown When I was a wee lad I travelled to France for a vacation. I spoke no French and my parents ordered my meals for me.
One night I was eating a meat unknown to my palate. I asked my father what it was and he quacked.
I have never been the same since. |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 11:45 AM Author: Nighttime Sticky Meetinghouse Travel Guidebook Subject: About humping ducks: say you're fucking a duck. does it matter if it's a girl or guy duck? if you were demanding payment to fuck the duck, would your bounty change based on the duck's gender?
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=326010&mc=7&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 7th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: Bearded Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5023138) |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: comical jade therapy While North American ducks have traditionally been nudist by nature, Finland refused to run Donald Duck comics because he didn't wear pants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026000) |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:28 AM Author: Kink-friendly Alcoholic Bawdyhouse The saying "If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it must be a duck" is logically unsound. It might just be a man acting and talking like a duck, or it might be an image of a duck on the television screen -- neither are ducks, though. The man is, well, a man; and the duck on the television screen is nothing but bunch of electrons commingling on the television screen. Thus, the saying "If it walks ... " is a complete logical mess and should not ever be used again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5026044) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:28 PM Author: Mind-boggling skinny woman theater stage I love ducks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429812) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Fighting mint death wish ticket booth thanks, fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5429935) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 1:46 PM Author: Mind-boggling skinny woman theater stage you don't like ducks?
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Date: May 2nd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: irradiated incel wrinkle In 2002, psychologist Richard Wiseman and colleagues at the University of Hertfordshire (UK) finished a year-long LaughLab experiment, concluding that, of the animals in the world, the duck is the type that attracts most humor and silliness; he said "If you're going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5701839) |
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Date: June 10th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy Quack bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#5953920) |
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Date: November 6th, 2006 7:44 AM Author: tripping lodge excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#6931806) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 9:53 PM Author: Painfully honest really tough guy http://www.ducks.org/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268598&forum_id=2#8915782) |
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Date: December 19th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Anal preventive strike Out-freaking-Standing bump. I have at least three different monikers up there that I had completely forgotten about.
Did you know that the game duck duck goose was created by ducks to torment homosexual ducks. Apparently, calling a duck a goose has a very negative connotation and doing so invariably results in the gay duck chasing the name caller. |