Date: July 19th, 2019 2:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse free-loading famous landscape painting whorehouse
As you know I've taken the general counsel job which will pay 125k. I had my final conversation with my boss and he is no longer trying to retain me. He told me I need to go through "the process" and notify HR. I told him that Azn HR cunt loves me and would be devastated. I walked into her office at around 1:30 wearing my Air Pippens and sipping a boba tea. Her door was closed but I didn't knock and walked in.
I wore my red leather suit today. I put my feet on her table and started sipping on my boba. She hung up her phone call and said "excuse me me rude man." I looked into her slanted eyes and said "two weeks, ya dig?"
She looked at me with a bewildered moon face. I stood up and walked out without saying a word. I heard a whine coming from her office soon after. I am the fucking man
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