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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
hateful gas station prole
  06/03/25
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Hairless temple sandwich
  06/04/25
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cracking bronze juggernaut giraffe
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
comical mad-dog skullcap striped hyena
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Bateful sanctuary
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Spectacular pea-brained rigor useless brakes
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
grizzly lascivious menage windowlicker
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Supple casino
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Geriatric Irradiated Institution
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
hairraiser stead tattoo
  06/03/25
obviously yes
smoky heady pistol
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Judgmental mexican box office
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Swashbuckling business firm
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
histrionic step-uncle's house
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
sickened appetizing corn cake
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Judgmental mexican box office
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
turquoise fighting boiling water
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Flirting stirring area
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
onyx learning disabled international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
grizzly lascivious menage windowlicker
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Orchid adventurous stock car
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
onyx learning disabled international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
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Hairless temple sandwich
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Geriatric Irradiated Institution
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
turquoise fighting boiling water
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Arousing azure halford university
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Curious Umber Wagecucks Digit Ratio
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: hateful gas station prole

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hairless temple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cracking bronze juggernaut giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: comical mad-dog skullcap striped hyena

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bateful sanctuary

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Spectacular pea-brained rigor useless brakes

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: grizzly lascivious menage windowlicker

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Supple casino

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric Irradiated Institution

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: hairraiser stead tattoo

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: smoky heady pistol

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Judgmental mexican box office

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling business firm

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sickened appetizing corn cake

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Judgmental mexican box office

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: turquoise fighting boiling water

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Flirting stirring area

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: onyx learning disabled international law enforcement agency

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: grizzly lascivious menage windowlicker

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Orchid adventurous stock car

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: onyx learning disabled international law enforcement agency

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Hairless temple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Geriatric Irradiated Institution

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: turquoise fighting boiling water

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Abnormal flushed church building antidepressant drug

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Arousing azure halford university

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Curious Umber Wagecucks Digit Ratio

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)