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Theory: the “height meme” was a way to get back at short Italian guys
| elephant walk | 09/15/25 |
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Date: September 15th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: elephant walk Italian guys in the 5’8-5’11 range were always halfway decent with women back in the day. Sure being a tall handsome dude was better but short Italian dudes could go to the gym, lift, look handsome.
But these dudes would also have their pick at Asian women. Asian males would go to orientation and naturally gravitate toward Asian women bc they had something in common. But then the first night everyone goes out the Asian women get a look at these Italian men and their mouths water. The Italian men likewise look at them and think “dinner time boys.”
Short Italian men would use these girls at practice girls, gaining confidence and often leading to a decent looking white wife. Asian males would angrily go study in their corners of virginity.
Finally Asian males, behind a computer screen, rationalized that it’s not bc they’re Asian they never got to touch a girl, but because of “height.”
So Asians went online meme-ing “omg I can’t get a girl bc I’m 5’9!”
When people read that, they don’t see the Asian male, they see a moniker that looks like THEM. So a handsome man who is 5’9 is now in the same boat as a 5’9 Asian male. They slowly became I indistinguishable. And women, who lack the ability to think for themselves, followed the online memes.
Now the 5’9 Italian is just as virgin as an Asian male. |