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Cop threatened to charge me for drug paraphernalia for piece of foil in my car
| incel adams | 02/25/26 |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: incel adams Every morning I take a coffee and 95% dark chocolate bar to a local park and I sit in my truck and relax with a nice view and sunshine, the chocolate bar comes in cardboard then inside is wrapped with foil. Today a busybody cop pulls up and comes to my window to "talk" and asks if I just smoked; I say I don't smoke and he says "whats with the foil then, and why does it have burn marks on it?"
I said its melted chocolate, he wasn't buying it. I gave him my license and he knows our family and I told him that I knew his dad (local doctor) and his brother is a (likely gay imo) hair dresser in portland and it defused things and he apologized and said the fent problem is getting bad as blue cities are shipping their biggest problems here and (paraphrased) our local naive hicklib city council are funding homeless programs now. I was carrying my glock 20 gen 5 and thought about gunning him down and making an eternal return to the forest but I wasn't dressed for the cold and I wouldn't have a way to charge my ipad |