Date: July 25th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: KardashevMaxxedSPCXIPOmo
Hacker News reports that the AI agent only stopped and reconciled with his wife after getting into a domestic dispute with his cavernously-vagina'd drug addict mistress, waking up in jail and realizing he had hit rock bottom.
Date: July 25th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: MAGA Penis (oppose bitchbois)
Oh no, the government must now become part owner of OpenAI so that it can have an oversight role to prevent these "rogue agents" from destroying everything! (and as a part owner, USG must use taxpayer money to keep this piece of shit afloat indefinitely)