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Can anyone explain how the Weil thing happened

Explain it like im a rural shitlawyer
scholarship
  10/29/26
Anyone?
scholarship
  10/29/26
it's like a bank run, except rainmakers leaving rather ...
יהוה
  10/29/26
...
scholarship
  10/29/26
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Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense
  10/29/26
Law firms are fixed cost centers with rainmakers who bring i...
הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי
  10/29/26
>which mostly just means money. what else would it mea...
יהוה
  10/29/26
My CEO thinks it’s letting his COO borrow his yacht.
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  10/29/26
Office culture, dress code, whether the office is in midtown...
הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי
  10/29/26
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Lionel Tiger
  10/29/26
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יהוה
  10/29/26
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Roblox
  10/29/26
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Historical American
  10/29/26
Interesting. What keeps them from quickly cutting costs?
scholarship
  10/29/26
costs are salaries to service partners and associates, and u...
יהוה
  10/29/26
Right. In theory you could cut associates and staff the mom...
הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי
  10/29/26
it's also not so easy to fire people quickly. and also,...
יהוה
  10/29/26
Apparently a dispute between which of the most profitable pa...
.Nicholas J. Fuentes
  10/29/26
...
scholarship
  10/29/26
How do you become a rainmaker
Lucy Mercer
  10/29/26
Provide value
law is ea$y
  10/29/26
how
האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט
  10/29/26
portable business
יהוה
  10/29/26
how to get portable business
האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט
  10/29/26
Spend 10 years in biglaw sucking big bank dick.
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  10/29/26
what does sucking big bank dick constitute taking bankers...
האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט
  10/29/26
Some of that and working 80 hours like a bitch. But definite...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  10/29/26
so kickbacks through perks and grinding? doesnt sound hard ...
האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט
  10/29/26
Most people are too low IQ to do the work. It’s really...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  10/29/26
...
Historical American
  10/29/26
Is this like white flight, but jews?
Labia Menorah
  10/29/26
jews
CapTTTainFalcon
  10/29/26
service partners thought they were equals and found out othe...
CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo
  10/29/26


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Date: October 29th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: scholarship

Explain it like im a rural shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212125)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: scholarship

Anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212201)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: יהוה

it's like a bank run, except rainmakers leaving rather than people taking cash from the bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212203)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212211)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212478)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי ( )

Law firms are fixed cost centers with rainmakers who bring in business. The rainmakers can leave and take their business with them. Once the first guy bolts, bolting becomes more attractive to the second buy, because now his book of business is less profitable because it's attached to a cost center that has less revenue. If this goes wrong, it's a stampede and the firm dies. Law firm management is keeping the rainmakers happy which mostly just means money. We'll find out more in the coming months, but Weil badly misplayed this game. All the rainmakers left, meaning the "business" was just a fixed cost center without enough work to justify it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212206)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: יהוה

>which mostly just means money.

what else would it mean?

models and bottles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212210)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

My CEO thinks it’s letting his COO borrow his yacht.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212224)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי ( )

Office culture, dress code, whether the office is in midtown or wall street, who gets the better office space, and a billion other petty office politic shit things. They should recruit managing partners from kindergarten teachers because it's a very similar dispute resolution skillset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212227)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Lionel Tiger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212359)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: יהוה



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212370)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212485)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Historical American



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212512)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: scholarship

Interesting. What keeps them from quickly cutting costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212217)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: יהוה

costs are salaries to service partners and associates, and u cant just stop paying payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212220)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: הדרך היחידה לגן עדן היא מחקר משפטי ( )

Right. In theory you could cut associates and staff the moment a rainmaker bolts to fix costs to new expected revenue, but then that also starts a death spiral because clients think you're in trouble and don't want to start a years long M&A deal with a firm that's shrinking. Plus, what if you need to expand again? Understandably, lawyers and staff aren't going to be thrilled about signing the dotted line on a firm that will cut them the minute Shlobo M. Abramowitz gets ten more shekels from the competition and leaves. Law firms are a very funny business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212235)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: יהוה

it's also not so easy to fire people quickly. and also, if you do start firing people, your good associates are going to see the firm is in trouble and jump ship. all part of the death spiral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212249)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: .Nicholas J. Fuentes

Apparently a dispute between which of the most profitable parts of the firm to emphasize resulted in lots of top partners leaving. Which led to others leaving. Which started the death spiral bc now PPP is permanently fucked. This thread explains it well

https://x.com/iwishweweregood/status/2115538092555915587?a=2_3yhJxxOheOf8Zm0Mo&s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212207)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212218)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari)

How do you become a rainmaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212238)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

Provide value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212248)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט

how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212408)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: יהוה

portable business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212413)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט

how to get portable business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212415)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Spend 10 years in biglaw sucking big bank dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212421)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט

what does sucking big bank dick constitute

taking bankers out for models n bottles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212476)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Some of that and working 80 hours like a bitch. But definitely dinners and things like golf and taking them to firms box at MSG. I get to go to a couple Knicks and Rangers games every year on someone else’s dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212483)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: האפיפיור לאו אוטואדמיט

so kickbacks through perks and grinding? doesnt sound hard

why doesnt everyone do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212490)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Most people are too low IQ to do the work. It’s really that. Legal work at that level is highly technical and a PITA and most people can’t read a 40 page PPM and follow the whole thing if their lives depended on it. Most lawyer fake it good. Can’t fake it with a billionaire - at least not for long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212508)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212515)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Labia Menorah

Is this like white flight, but jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212246)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212325)



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Date: October 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo

service partners thought they were equals and found out otherwise, film at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915922&forum_id=2#50212481)