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Emma "Fuck Me in the Butt" Sulkowicz (180 link)
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Date: May 20th, 2015 3:57 PM Author: Bull headed library I know this has already been posted before, but it is such a scholarly treat https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Emma_Sulkowicz |
Date: May 20th, 2015 4:04 PM Author: spectacular senate 180 research
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Date: May 20th, 2015 4:05 PM Author: Bull headed library They had me at Patriarcock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27929723) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Bull headed library The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.
Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!
He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.
After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.
As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"
completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...
"lol yusss"
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Date: May 20th, 2015 4:49 PM Author: wonderful home This is the best alliteration I've seen since Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27930053) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 5:42 PM Author: Bull headed library I was hoping for "Shitpipe Savaging Sturmfuerher of Sweinfurt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27930379) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 7:22 PM Author: black aphrodisiac property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27931051) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Self-absorbed field ratface The link to the Charlotte Smith page makes me wonder if a poaster literally wrote it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27929750) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Alcoholic Regret Stead the Kerry Sulkowicz MD link in the article links to an autoadmit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27930395) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: big reading party the style is not recognizable as being any xo poster's :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27930400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: spectacular senate ummm...okayyyy.... https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Charlotte_E._Smith
Charlotte Eloise Smith is an attention whore at Dartmouth College who tried to slime an innocent bro with a fake-rape charge in 2013-14.
The case started out typically, with Charlotte Eloise Smith calling the Waaaambulance to report her fakerape on May 2, 2013.
True to form, the media limpdicks and feminists went apeshit, splashing the innocent bro's name and mugshot photo across the media.
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Date: May 20th, 2015 7:22 PM Author: black aphrodisiac property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27931055) |
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Date: May 21st, 2015 4:43 PM Author: Bull headed library Do other SJW's secretly crave the SS Shitpipe Sturmfuerher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#27937750) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 5:16 PM Author: indecent cruise ship SJW think about sex all day, of course they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#29081814) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Bull headed library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#29081804) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 5:17 PM Author: Carnelian Becky Quadroon https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/0/0b/EmmaSulkowiczSenatorGillibrand.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#29081819) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 5:18 PM Author: racy brindle tanning salon depressive lmaooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#29081822) |
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Date: October 31st, 2015 5:26 PM Author: indecent cruise ship I still think she's cute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885060&forum_id=2#29081854) |