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*"the Boxer" playing as lawyer breaks down depressed, crying during doc review*

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad* *it's 11PM...
Swashbuckling Unhinged Ladyboy
  03/17/16
"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I...&q...
filthy nofapping idiot
  03/17/16
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insane 180 dopamine
  03/17/16
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slap-happy twinkling uncleanness pistol
  03/17/16
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filthy nofapping idiot
  03/17/16
I am just a lit major though my story's often told, I have ...
hairraiser library corn cake
  04/11/16
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aromatic amethyst institution kitty cat
  04/11/16
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very tactful ticket booth
  04/11/16
*poasts with tears in his eyes*
hairraiser library corn cake
  12/06/18
TIME TIME TIME SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME
Primrose brunch
  12/06/18


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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Unhinged Ladyboy

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad*

*it's 11PM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080861)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: filthy nofapping idiot

"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I..."

LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080882)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: insane 180 dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080885)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: slap-happy twinkling uncleanness pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080908)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: filthy nofapping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080956)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: hairraiser library corn cake

I am just a lit major though my story's often told,

I have squandered my allowance,

for a pocketful of JD's and 160K,

All lies and jest,

Still a man hears

What he wants to hear but disregards the rest

mm mm mm mm mm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

When I left my undergraduate,

I was no more than a boy

In the company of scholars

In the quiet of the library studying scared

Laying low

Seeking out the higher quartile

Where the biglaw gunners go

Looking for the places only they would know

Lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Asking only market in wages

I come looking for a job

But i get no offers

Just a comeon from the whores on the tinder app

I do declare

There were times when I was so lonesome

I took some comfort there

lie lie lie... lie lie lie mmm mmmm mmm

As the hours are rolling by me

They are billing evenly

I am older than I once was

Younger than I'll be that's not unusual

Nor is it strange

After changes the brief is more or less the same

After changes the brief is more or less the same

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LALA LIE LIE LIE

Then I'm laying out my collared shirt

And wishing I was gone

Going home

Where the partners in the firm aren't bleeding me

leading me

to killing me

In the cubicle stands a lawyer

And a writer by his trade

And he carries the reminder

Of every debt that laid him down

And cut him, in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving but the lawyer remains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30246850)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: aromatic amethyst institution kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247078)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: very tactful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247357)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: hairraiser library corn cake

*poasts with tears in his eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358814)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Primrose brunch

TIME TIME TIME

SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358902)