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*"the Boxer" playing as lawyer breaks down depressed, crying during doc review*

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad* *it's 11PM...
Chartreuse Galvanic Crackhouse
  03/17/16
"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I...&q...
Titillating mediation
  03/17/16
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bistre personal credit line
  03/17/16
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provocative walnut really tough guy office
  03/17/16
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Titillating mediation
  03/17/16
I am just a lit major though my story's often told, I have ...
Impressive Box Office Knife
  04/11/16
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hyperactive jap
  04/11/16
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180 goal in life
  04/11/16
*poasts with tears in his eyes*
Impressive Box Office Knife
  12/06/18
TIME TIME TIME SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME
Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse
  12/06/18


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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse Galvanic Crackhouse

*wondering how he fucked up so impossibly bad*

*it's 11PM*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080861)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Titillating mediation

"Do I report my *sniffle* hours truthfully or do I..."

LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LA LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080882)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080885)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: provocative walnut really tough guy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080908)



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Date: March 17th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Titillating mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30080956)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 4:20 AM
Author: Impressive Box Office Knife

I am just a lit major though my story's often told,

I have squandered my allowance,

for a pocketful of JD's and 160K,

All lies and jest,

Still a man hears

What he wants to hear but disregards the rest

mm mm mm mm mm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

When I left my undergraduate,

I was no more than a boy

In the company of scholars

In the quiet of the library studying scared

Laying low

Seeking out the higher quartile

Where the biglaw gunners go

Looking for the places only they would know

Lie lie lie

Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie

lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lala lie lie lie

Asking only market in wages

I come looking for a job

But i get no offers

Just a comeon from the whores on the tinder app

I do declare

There were times when I was so lonesome

I took some comfort there

lie lie lie... lie lie lie mmm mmmm mmm

As the hours are rolling by me

They are billing evenly

I am older than I once was

Younger than I'll be that's not unusual

Nor is it strange

After changes the brief is more or less the same

After changes the brief is more or less the same

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

LALA LIE LIE LIE

Then I'm laying out my collared shirt

And wishing I was gone

Going home

Where the partners in the firm aren't bleeding me

leading me

to killing me

In the cubicle stands a lawyer

And a writer by his trade

And he carries the reminder

Of every debt that laid him down

And cut him, in his anger and his shame

I am leaving, I am leaving but the lawyer remains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30246850)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: hyperactive jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247078)



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Date: April 11th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: 180 goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#30247357)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: Impressive Box Office Knife

*poasts with tears in his eyes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358814)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Thriller fiercely-loyal whorehouse

TIME TIME TIME

SEE WHAT'S BECOME OF ME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3168301&forum_id=2#37358902)