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Totally Retrained PDDJ's Retarded Airport Bathroom Habits #RSF
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:11 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner why do women have no natural ability to think about the retardedness of their bathroom usage. i've had to totally train pddj, and now she gets it.
some rules:
- go to the bathroom at least 15 mins before boarding time, so we can be prepared to gate lice and get on board quickly
- go to the lav as soon the seatbelt sign goes off, so you go before everyone else does and before drink carts etc start blocking the aisles
- go to the lav about 45 mins before departure as soon as you feel the plane begin to descend, so you go before they announce that they're beginning to descend and cleaning up and every other retard gets up to go.
- BIG ONE, dont fucking plan to go to the bathroom if we're getting off an international flight need to go thru immigration. no better retard move than to get off the plane, go to the bathroom, and then find yourself in the back of an immigration line. go before the plane lands. |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:13 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king lol at nasally kike faggots SPRINTING to board. i am literally the last person to board and have never had an issue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654873) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:14 PM Author: provocative lime really tough guy so CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654883) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:15 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner good luck getting overhead bin space. even if you're flying F/J. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654886) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king like i said i've never had an issue. in fact, i've often been upgraded to F/J because i boarded late. enjoy greasing elbows with the proles so you can sit in your seat 15min early (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654901) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner always. a. gook. pumo.
upgrades are based on status, retard.
you obviously never fly if you've never seen a bag get gate checked. |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:20 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king i fly with my backpack, i don't even need to put it in the overhead bin. how much kike witchcraft do you lug around? you don't know what the fuck you're on about. you probably never get generous service because you're a repulsive and argumentative 5'7'' MFH heeb. anyhow, i've been late to board a couple times and my seat had been filled. they put me in F/J after. |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:21 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner yfwgi, you gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654970) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:22 PM Author: Lemon ungodly lodge outed as a midget NOWAG. If your backpack doesn't go in the overhead, then you have to put in under the seat in front of you...then where do you plan to put your legs? Legroom is already tight for people who aren't 5'5'' azns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654991) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:24 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655013) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:26 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king if that ever happened to me, i would suck it up and deal with it. not impotently whine on xo in the company of pedophile DBG. seriously, aren't you nearing 40? grow up, there's more to life than legroom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655026) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:27 PM Author: Lemon ungodly lodge (5'5'' MIDGET NOWAG that got BTFO) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655038) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:28 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner (midget gook who got DESTROYED by rsf) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655046) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:29 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop RSF is a douchebag, but you lost this one, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655061) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:29 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king well if DBG and TMF say so! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655072) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:33 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop I fly comfort class every single time (unless I upgrade to first), I'm a shortmo and STILL would have trouble with a real backpack under the seat ahead. You must be much shorter than me, which is fine but I wouldn't broadcast this as a point of pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655102) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:34 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner woah, op BTFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655111) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:36 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king lol this has literally never happened to me. my backpack is light as DBG's twink limbs... i can stuff it in any bin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655135) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:38 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop LOL, I love this backtracking.
Date: March 21st, 2018 5:36 PM Author: \'\"\'\'\"\' \'\'\'
lol this has literally never happened to me. my backpack is light as DBG's twink limbs... i can stuff it in any bin
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:38 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655160) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:41 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king lol at DBG piggybacking onto this tard. please tell me how i'm backtracking. feel free to read the subthread this time around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655182) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:43 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop Earlier: Date: March 21st, 2018 5:20 PM Author: '"''"' '''
i fly with my backpack, i don't even need to put it in the overhead bin."
This wouldn't make any sense if you've never done it before. IRL, you got called out for this and are now MAF. So then you tried to claim "oh, um, this never actually happened." |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:45 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king literally right before that post, i said i've never had an issue with overhead bins being full. state your LSAT before i engage with you further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655216) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:47 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop You also said you don't need a bin for your backpack. Because, you know, you put it at your feet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655238) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:29 PM Author: ruddy comical circlehead address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655066) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:24 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop "i've often been upgraded to F/J because i boarded late"
lolwut? |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:29 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king fix your slackjaw and read further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655062) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:25 PM Author: Twinkling Fanboi Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655018) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Deranged White Voyeur why don't you serve your fucking country instead wasting your life obsessing over bullshit like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654909) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654915) |
Date: March 21st, 2018 5:15 PM Author: Deranged White Voyeur another great contribution from dbg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654894) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Mentally impaired toaster dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35654912) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:47 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655239) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:36 PM Author: Blathering Juggernaut Rehab tbf, don't you shit in generic brand ziplock bags? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655132) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:37 PM Author: insecure filthy gunner only if the seat belt sign is on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655141) |
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Date: March 21st, 2018 5:38 PM Author: Deranged White Voyeur what do IDF veterans think of chaebitz honech cowards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3924887&forum_id=2#35655156) |