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Cock Control to Training Tom

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light gas station faggot firefighter
  11/28/22
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Galvanic Autistic Legal Warrant Nursing Home
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
light gas station faggot firefighter
  11/28/22
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Galvanic Autistic Legal Warrant Nursing Home
  11/28/22
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multi-colored home
  11/28/22
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Flesh Deep Really Tough Guy Church
  11/28/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
impressive chad windowlicker
  12/13/22
Me.
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
impressive chad windowlicker
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
impressive chad windowlicker
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
indigo bull headed stain kitty cat
  12/14/22
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aromatic mint coldplay fan
  12/14/22
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internet-worthy odious corner old irish cottage
  12/14/22
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Apoplectic becky
  12/14/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  09/19/23
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  11/29/22
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self-absorbed famous landscape painting striped hyena
  11/29/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Sepia roommate
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Slate school
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Sepia roommate
  12/11/22
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Wonderful State
  12/11/22
Woah.
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/11/22
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Aqua cocky garrison toilet seat
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Tan clown
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Sepia roommate
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/21/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Sepia roommate
  12/14/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/14/22
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trip learning disabled theater stage
  12/14/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  12/21/22
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light gas station faggot firefighter
  11/02/23
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self-absorbed famous landscape painting striped hyena
  12/23/25


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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Autistic Legal Warrant Nursing Home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Autistic Legal Warrant Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: multi-colored home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Flesh Deep Really Tough Guy Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: impressive chad windowlicker

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: impressive chad windowlicker

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: impressive chad windowlicker

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: indigo bull headed stain kitty cat

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: aromatic mint coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy odious corner old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: self-absorbed famous landscape painting striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Sepia roommate

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Slate school

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Sepia roommate

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Wonderful State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Aqua cocky garrison toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Tan clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Sepia roommate

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Sepia roommate

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: trip learning disabled theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: light gas station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed famous landscape painting striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#49535059)