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Cock Control to Training Tom

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house-broken school cafeteria
  11/28/22
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low-t canary kitty property
  11/28/22
Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
house-broken school cafeteria
  11/28/22
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low-t canary kitty property
  11/28/22
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provocative grizzly pit rigor
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Idiotic laser beams market
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house-broken school cafeteria
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Jet cerebral preventive strike
  12/13/22
Me.
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Jet cerebral preventive strike
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Jet cerebral preventive strike
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
sticky high-end hell masturbator
  12/14/22
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Glittery depressive
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Coral point
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thriller adulterous resort community account
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house-broken school cafeteria
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house-broken school cafeteria
  11/29/22
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histrionic abnormal hominid brunch
  11/29/22
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house-broken school cafeteria
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Gaped Walnut Fanboi
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
flatulent floppy business firm faggot firefighter
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Gaped Walnut Fanboi
  12/11/22
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shimmering boltzmann
  12/11/22
Woah.
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/11/22
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Appetizing Sable Crackhouse Really Tough Guy
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hideous liquid oxygen
  12/14/22
btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Gaped Walnut Fanboi
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
house-broken school cafeteria
  12/21/22
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house-broken school cafeteria
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Gaped Walnut Fanboi
  12/14/22
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house-broken school cafeteria
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Laughsome temple death wish
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histrionic abnormal hominid brunch
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: low-t canary kitty property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: low-t canary kitty property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: provocative grizzly pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Idiotic laser beams market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Jet cerebral preventive strike

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Jet cerebral preventive strike

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Jet cerebral preventive strike

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: sticky high-end hell masturbator

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Glittery depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634045)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Coral point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45632150)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: thriller adulterous resort community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: histrionic abnormal hominid brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Gaped Walnut Fanboi

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: flatulent floppy business firm faggot firefighter

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Gaped Walnut Fanboi

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: shimmering boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Sable Crackhouse Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: hideous liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Gaped Walnut Fanboi

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Gaped Walnut Fanboi

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Laughsome temple death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45634013)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: histrionic abnormal hominid brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2#49535059)