Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank
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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: obsidian theater
His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.
Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.
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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: cerebral keepsake machete cruise ship
sounds 180
you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion
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