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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
obsidian theater
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Amethyst nighttime station pistol
  05/27/25
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obsidian theater
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
cerebral keepsake machete cruise ship
  05/27/25
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obsidian theater
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Vigorous bespoke menage
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Deranged Affirmative Action Piazza
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
iridescent coldplay fan school
  05/27/25
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alcoholic whorehouse
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Thriller lime indian lodge
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
obsidian theater
  05/28/25
jfc
Excitant impertinent garrison
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
boyish snowy public bath
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: obsidian theater

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Amethyst nighttime station pistol

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: obsidian theater



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cerebral keepsake machete cruise ship

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: obsidian theater



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous bespoke menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Deranged Affirmative Action Piazza

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: iridescent coldplay fan school

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: alcoholic whorehouse



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Thriller lime indian lodge

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: obsidian theater

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Excitant impertinent garrison

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: boyish snowy public bath

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2#48966805)