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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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harsh electric gas station nowag
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Appetizing bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
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brindle vigorous deer antler
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
low-t blathering site wagecucks
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
multi-colored public bath
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Heady peach roommate striped hyena
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Fuchsia overrated station
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Heady peach roommate striped hyena
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
sinister university
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
razzle school cafeteria useless brakes
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
excitant whorehouse yarmulke
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Pearl Kitchen Crotch
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Racy elite house death wish
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
mint skinny woman love of her life
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Racy elite house death wish
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
mind-boggling hyperactive macaca selfie
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Shimmering senate foreskin
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: harsh electric gas station nowag



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Appetizing bawdyhouse

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: brindle vigorous deer antler



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: low-t blathering site wagecucks

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: multi-colored public bath

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Heady peach roommate striped hyena

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia overrated station

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Heady peach roommate striped hyena

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: sinister university

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: razzle school cafeteria useless brakes

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: excitant whorehouse yarmulke

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Pearl Kitchen Crotch

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Racy elite house death wish

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: mint skinny woman love of her life

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Racy elite house death wish

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling hyperactive macaca selfie

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Shimmering senate foreskin

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)