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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Chocolate Comical Volcanic Crater Deer Antler
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
heady yellow corner dopamine
  05/30/25
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house-broken indecent principal's office
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
beady-eyed heaven
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
180 area
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
glittery menage persian
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Aromatic meetinghouse mother
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
glittery menage persian
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
federal contagious library filthpig
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
bat-shit-crazy self-centered stage yarmulke
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
carnelian soul-stirring antidepressant drug location
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Garnet Sickened Background Story Shrine
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
aggressive philosopher-king indian lodge
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Deranged Olive Temple Associate
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
aggressive philosopher-king indian lodge
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
sick godawful cuckold
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Irradiated locus jewess
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Chocolate Comical Volcanic Crater Deer Antler



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: heady yellow corner dopamine

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: house-broken indecent principal's office



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed heaven

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: 180 area

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: glittery menage persian

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Aromatic meetinghouse mother

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: glittery menage persian

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: federal contagious library filthpig

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy self-centered stage yarmulke

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring antidepressant drug location

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Garnet Sickened Background Story Shrine

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king indian lodge

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Deranged Olive Temple Associate

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king indian lodge

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: sick godawful cuckold

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Irradiated locus jewess

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)