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new xo weekly advice column "Dear Jurisprudence"

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Onyx rigor
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Parlor
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
comical church
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
bateful bearded gunner piazza
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Onyx rigor
  06/30/25
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Racy Coral Market
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
comical church
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Greedy scourge upon the earth
  07/02/25
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bull headed sandwich cuck
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Onyx rigor
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Fluffy Indecent School Newt
  07/02/25
tp.
Racy Coral Market
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Onyx rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cerebral Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: comical church

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: bateful bearded gunner piazza

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Onyx rigor

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Racy Coral Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49060114)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: comical church

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Greedy scourge upon the earth

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bull headed sandwich cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Onyx rigor

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fluffy Indecent School Newt

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Racy Coral Market

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2#49066134)