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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Pea-brained Stage
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
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Misanthropic Market
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
primrose turdskin sanctuary
  08/02/25
rip
Angry House-broken Casino Idiot
  08/02/25
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Pea-brained Stage
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
supple electric furnace toilet seat
  08/01/25
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slimy roommate station
  08/01/25
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chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
aphrodisiac frozen immigrant
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
abnormal poppy range
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Amethyst state
  08/01/25
yes
abnormal poppy range
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
abnormal poppy range
  08/01/25
?
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Amethyst state
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
slimy roommate station
  08/01/25
Sick
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
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abnormal poppy range
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Onyx contagious bbw shitlib
  08/02/25
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Sickened Godawful Bawdyhouse
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
abnormal poppy range
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Angry House-broken Casino Idiot
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
chocolate charismatic address
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Onyx contagious bbw shitlib
  08/02/25
Hdy
chocolate charismatic address
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
orchid whorehouse mediation
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
ivory nursing home juggernaut
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
doobsian affirmative action space
  08/02/25
Titcr
bearded very tactful theater codepig
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
chocolate charismatic address
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
doobsian affirmative action space
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
chocolate charismatic address
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Up-to-no-good property police squad
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
doobsian affirmative action space
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Talented Bat-shit-crazy Point Kitty
  08/02/25
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Cracking shaky selfie hall
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Mind-boggling Heaven Gunner
  08/02/25
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Spectacular menage patrolman
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Hateful degenerate
  08/02/25
?
chocolate charismatic address
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Bull headed comical gas station dog poop
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Pea-brained Stage

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Misanthropic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: primrose turdskin sanctuary

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Angry House-broken Casino Idiot

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: supple electric furnace toilet seat

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: slimy roommate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac frozen immigrant

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: abnormal poppy range

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Amethyst state

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: abnormal poppy range

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: abnormal poppy range

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Amethyst state

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: slimy roommate station

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: abnormal poppy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Onyx contagious bbw shitlib

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Sickened Godawful Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: abnormal poppy range

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Angry House-broken Casino Idiot

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Onyx contagious bbw shitlib

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: orchid whorehouse mediation

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ivory nursing home juggernaut

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: doobsian affirmative action space

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: bearded very tactful theater codepig

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: doobsian affirmative action space

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good property police squad

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: doobsian affirmative action space

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Talented Bat-shit-crazy Point Kitty

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Cracking shaky selfie hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Heaven Gunner

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Spectacular menage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Hateful degenerate

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: chocolate charismatic address

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Bull headed comical gas station dog poop

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)