Date: October 8th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: Azure Nowag
Today I was at the grocery store and a minority was trying to run out the door with a case of beer. I ran him down from behind and horse collar tackled him. A crowd of workers cheered and an attractive as hell woman said this line to me. She had an admiring look in her eye. I am normal height if not a bit short (6'1). I don't wear lifts. It's like my brave act made me taller in her female eyes. Anyone know about this?
Date: October 9th, 2026 3:00 AM Author: cowardly excitant antidepressant drug
I was in an elevator in Munich and this older couple who were several inches shorter than my shoulders were like “excuse me, but how TALL are you?” Was the wife asking of course. Then the cucky hubby (they were from MN) was like “wow walking around here in Germany I told my wife we are really in the land of TALL MEN now!” Expected johnsmeyer to pop in from the ventshaft.