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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
Mind-boggling Balding Philosopher-king
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
Cracking corner blood rage
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
Cracking corner blood rage
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
Mahogany giraffe box office
  04/10/07
You're right.
Cracking corner blood rage
  04/10/07
...
abnormal ladyboy university
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
Mahogany giraffe box office
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
canary partner
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
Ocher Lay New Version
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
Passionate rehab
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
Chrome International Law Enforcement Agency Nibblets
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
adventurous claret pocket flask
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
Passionate rehab
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
Hairraiser Round Eye Heaven
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Flushed volcanic crater school cafeteria
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
beady-eyed chocolate public bath striped hyena
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
Odious office hissy fit
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
bisexual carnelian stage regret
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
vigorous fishy doctorate national
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
twinkling wonderful mad-dog skullcap
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
Aqua Mental Disorder School
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
Histrionic Brilliant Plaza Cumskin
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
milky lascivious trailer park masturbator
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
Avocado Tanning Salon Background Story
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
Excitant seedy space place of business
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
Boyish splenetic electric furnace cuckoldry
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Balding Philosopher-king

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Cracking corner blood rage

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Cracking corner blood rage

Or just knock her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Mahogany giraffe box office

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Cracking corner blood rage

You're right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: abnormal ladyboy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Mahogany giraffe box office

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: canary partner

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)





Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Ocher Lay New Version

I like this better.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Passionate rehab

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: Chrome International Law Enforcement Agency Nibblets

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: adventurous claret pocket flask

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Passionate rehab

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Round Eye Heaven

ROTFLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Flushed volcanic crater school cafeteria

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate public bath striped hyena

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: Odious office hissy fit

she'll laugh regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: bisexual carnelian stage regret

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: vigorous fishy doctorate national

you have no game :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: twinkling wonderful mad-dog skullcap

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Aqua Mental Disorder School

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Brilliant Plaza Cumskin

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: milky lascivious trailer park masturbator

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Avocado Tanning Salon Background Story

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: Excitant seedy space place of business

edited version: "Hi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Boyish splenetic electric furnace cuckoldry

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)