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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
Dun Nursing Home Immigrant
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
Learning disabled rehab
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
Learning disabled rehab
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
Pearl clown
  04/10/07
You're right.
Learning disabled rehab
  04/10/07
...
Drab fantasy-prone national security agency
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
Pearl clown
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
peach national
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
cyan stirring hairy legs
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
Odious kitchen doctorate
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
violent set
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
rusted flatulent cuck
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
Odious kitchen doctorate
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
Razzmatazz Queen Of The Night Bbw
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Crystalline beady-eyed cuckold volcanic crater
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
galvanic snowy voyeur
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
flushed casino private investor
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
Slate razzle pisswyrm
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
khaki plaza cumskin
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
Glittery elite gas station jew
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
mustard curious azn mad cow disease
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
Motley den
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
Gay abnormal factory reset button
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
Aromatic Underhanded Whorehouse Lettuce
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
Gaped Pit
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
Tantric New Version Public Bath
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Dun Nursing Home Immigrant

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Learning disabled rehab

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Learning disabled rehab

Or just knock her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Pearl clown

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Learning disabled rehab

You're right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Drab fantasy-prone national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Pearl clown

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: peach national

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)





Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: cyan stirring hairy legs

I like this better.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Odious kitchen doctorate

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: violent set

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: rusted flatulent cuck

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Odious kitchen doctorate

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Queen Of The Night Bbw

ROTFLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Crystalline beady-eyed cuckold volcanic crater

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: galvanic snowy voyeur

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: flushed casino private investor

she'll laugh regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Slate razzle pisswyrm

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: khaki plaza cumskin

you have no game :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Glittery elite gas station jew

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: mustard curious azn mad cow disease

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Motley den

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Gay abnormal factory reset button

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Aromatic Underhanded Whorehouse Lettuce

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: Gaped Pit

edited version: "Hi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Tantric New Version Public Bath

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)