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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Disrespectful whorehouse first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: disgusting shivering haunted graveyard stead don't fucking say "look into your eyes"
if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: disgusting shivering haunted graveyard stead Or just knock her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: glassy bipolar hairy legs No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: disgusting shivering haunted graveyard stead You're right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: beady-eyed zippy menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: glassy bipolar hairy legs No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: cracking corn cake sound barrier "Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: fiercely-loyal private investor den I like this better.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: thirsty police squad theatre whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: Cowardly aromatic stag film mother TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.
"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Ultramarine Set Blood Rage What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: thirsty police squad theatre then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl. |
Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Contagious doobsian newt property ROTFLMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Fuchsia Misanthropic Preventive Strike Replace "eyes" with "tits." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Charismatic church building twinkling uncleanness at least with this, you'll make her laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: insecure lay clown she'll laugh regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: supple infuriating halford Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: slate sex offender you have no game :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: Histrionic Amethyst Wrinkle tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: judgmental goyim sandwich Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: haunting temple wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!
he is featured at the PLAYBOY
http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html
but you can also find his website
http://www.mysterymethod.com |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: Magical Rebellious Boiling Water Theater Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: balding brilliant new version psychic weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: Provocative mentally impaired stage factory reset button edited version: "Hi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: naked crusty dysfunction Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."
Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch
Step 3: Kiss
Step 4: Bone |