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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
federal halford
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
Glittery orange gas station
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
Glittery orange gas station
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
maize soggy place of business generalized bond
  04/10/07
You're right.
Glittery orange gas station
  04/10/07
...
stimulating cruise ship
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
maize soggy place of business generalized bond
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
Disturbing step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
saffron chapel french chef
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
fiercely-loyal persian
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
Razzmatazz salmon office
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
passionate costumed house
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
fiercely-loyal persian
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
bossy titillating keepsake machete
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Onyx cheese-eating candlestick maker shrine
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
orchid internet-worthy nowag doctorate
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
mustard godawful institution
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
Awkward Gaming Laptop
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
laughsome church brethren
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
Bull Headed Ceo Native
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
Vibrant locus rigor
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
Angry Public Bath Blood Rage
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
Chartreuse Nubile Private Investor
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
Crawly National Ratface
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
thriller theatre roommate
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
Black medicated legend stag film
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: federal halford

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Glittery orange gas station

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Glittery orange gas station

Or just knock her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: maize soggy place of business generalized bond

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Glittery orange gas station

You're right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: stimulating cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: maize soggy place of business generalized bond

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Disturbing step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)





Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: saffron chapel french chef

I like this better.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal persian

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz salmon office

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: passionate costumed house

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal persian

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: bossy titillating keepsake machete

ROTFLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Onyx cheese-eating candlestick maker shrine

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: orchid internet-worthy nowag doctorate

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: mustard godawful institution

she'll laugh regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Awkward Gaming Laptop

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: laughsome church brethren

you have no game :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Bull Headed Ceo Native

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Vibrant locus rigor

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Angry Public Bath Blood Rage

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Chartreuse Nubile Private Investor

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Crawly National Ratface

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: thriller theatre roommate

edited version: "Hi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Black medicated legend stag film

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)