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How would you fix the dying Subway restaurant brand?

They're down to 19k stores from a high of 27k, everyone know...
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Real meat
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Lost cause. Their shit is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO terrible. Marke...
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deport all of the indian franchise owners
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I had it in Europe last year and it was much more edible
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Stop charging $15 per footlong Go back to $5 footlongs
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Forcing our franchisees to operate at a loss is a surefire w...
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They made like $1.20 profit even off their $5 footlongs
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no, and franchisees actually sued corporate to end it.
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https://www.unhappyfranchisee.com/subway-what-do-franchisees...
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transform them all into Jimmys John
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resign the brand to its current garbage status, let it be a ...
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so do the exact opposite of what Olive Garden did when it re...
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i could maybe be persuaded to revive the brand if improving ...
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*backs away meekly*
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always a stinky jeet
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If only Birdshits had run India for 200 years, they cld have...
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it just proves how hopelessly subhuman jeets are. same as bl...
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if birdshits are soooooo supreme why they cldnt reform pajee...
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i mean we couldn't reform lots of non-human creatures, like ...
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*or ur own women
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Is this mental illness or standard jeet behavior?
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standard, they really furking suck
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standard behavior - even their elites do it https://x.com...
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its hilarous bridshits got so MAF abt that, how is wearing s...
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Do u ppl really wear shoes inside your homes?
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In civilized cultures when shoes are taken off in the home, ...
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just wow.
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Why don't Indians ever wear blue jeans?
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what are you talking about i have a raw denim collection
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they wear jeans, i actually hate it, jeans is like the most ...
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they commonly work out in jeans and black leather suit shoes
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Lmfao
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Move everything tremendously up-market. Sandwiches are now ...
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Better ingredients
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Sell that wonderful fresh baked bread as standalone item, an...
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bottle the aroma. sell in gift baskets
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they could honestly save a lot on lettuce. maybe millions or...
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dat crunch tho
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jeets using their feet to spread mayo on the sandwiches kind...
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Agreed. I saw a jeet picking large boogs out of his nose an...
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(guy that hates spicy food, progress, GDP increases)
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They should try making the sandwiches taste different. I swe...
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introduce some sort of livestreaming element to the franchis...
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dat too much lettuce!
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why can't anyone do this meme right? (xo 2025)
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*ahem* I'm afraid it's "dat too many lettuce"
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Sign in to KarenCam to boss around the minimum-wage workers.
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just buy it cash and file all the paperwork to end it as a c...
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Remember XO circa 2012 promoting buying a Subway franchise?
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We would have sold at the top of the market, though
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rebrand to "Metro" and use only baguettes
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the problem is that it's shit food but it's not priced like ...
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My understanding is that Subway's biggest problem is that th...
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Subway corporate is just a big scam to sell franchises to du...
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I think there's two big problem: 1. Franchisees - they s...
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also the fact that they for years told you eating loaves of ...
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FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS
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I really like their meatball subs.
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There were too many stores, they were squeezing their franch...
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Focus on loss prevention, especially re: cookie displays
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Opaque confused corner

They're down to 19k stores from a high of 27k, everyone knows their food is complete shit. How would you save this brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898171)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: multi-colored home idiot

Real meat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898174)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Underhanded heaven dragon

Lost cause. Their shit is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO terrible.

Market for shitty food is smaller than it used to be, especially given the price increases.

Number of locations should drop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Red Bossy Roast Beef

deport all of the indian franchise owners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 AM
Author: 180 box office round eye



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:18 AM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful background story



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: costumed gas station jew



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: heady abnormal mediation space



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating dog poop antidepressant drug

I live in a place without Indians and Subway is 180. If I travel and eat Subway it is horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898771)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: provocative anal theater



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling telephone



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:57 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 PM
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood Church



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Bipolar comical trust fund organic girlfriend

I had it in Europe last year and it was much more edible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

Stop charging $15 per footlong

Go back to $5 footlongs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898190)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

Forcing our franchisees to operate at a loss is a surefire way to success! (kike CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898234)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

They made like $1.20 profit even off their $5 footlongs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898791)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

no, and franchisees actually sued corporate to end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898953)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Gaped shrine

https://www.unhappyfranchisee.com/subway-what-do-franchisees-make-on-5-footlongs/

Discount promotions like Subway’s $5 Footlongs sub campaign provide are attractive to consumers and great for the franchisor… but what about the Subway franchise owner who foots the bill? According to Smart Money, Subway franchisees make a “Profit of roughly $1.20 a sandwich.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900034)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:17 AM
Author: 180 box office round eye

transform them all into Jimmys John

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:20 AM
Author: multi-colored home idiot



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: charismatic cruel-hearted center



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: coiffed gaming laptop

Good suggestion. TSINAH would probably keep them profitable by himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899353)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: laughsome bat shit crazy love of her life

resign the brand to its current garbage status, let it be a purveyor of cheap shit for poors and slobs. lower prices, reduce store count, focus on smaller stores and roadside stops. reallocate the extra capital to launching entirely unrelated upscale brands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898201)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:34 AM
Author: Bipolar comical trust fund organic girlfriend

so do the exact opposite of what Olive Garden did when it revived its brand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898208)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: laughsome bat shit crazy love of her life

i could maybe be persuaded to revive the brand if improving the ingredients wouldn't send COGS through the roof but i assume it would given the considerable gap in quality between subway and almost every other chain sub shop.

olive garden benefits from being one of the few sit down italian restaurants in many small flyover towns and the only truly national sit-down italian chain. subway faces intense competition along many different vectors and has already poisoned the pot by situating itself among thousands of gas stations, and its third-world franchisee base is probably not equipped to carry a better brand than that. it can probably make more money by capitalizing on its ubiquity here and cutting costs and store count rather than undertaking the massive project of reviving the brand (which would still require cutting store count) and forcing itself to engage in relentless sisyphean competition with dozens of other chain sub shops and other adjacent categories like chipotle which are constantly improving and giving birth to new entrants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898392)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bipolar comical trust fund organic girlfriend

*backs away meekly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899413)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Marvelous public bath international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sooty beady-eyed forum



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:56 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898211)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful background story

always a stinky jeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898220)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:20 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

If only Birdshits had run India for 200 years, they cld have taught these Pajeets proper manners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898221)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful background story

it just proves how hopelessly subhuman jeets are. same as blacks. this is why they dont belong in western society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

if birdshits are soooooo supreme why they cldnt reform pajeets? ODD CASE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898231)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:34 AM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful background story

i mean we couldn't reform lots of non-human creatures, like pit bulls and chimpanzees. best to keep them locked up or eliminate them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

*or ur own women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898238)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: dashing dopamine chapel

Is this mental illness or standard jeet behavior?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898225)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

standard, they really furking suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898232)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful background story

standard behavior - even their elites do it

https://x.com/heavydutysteven/status/1895425588883763697

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898233)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

its hilarous bridshits got so MAF abt that, how is wearing shoes INDOORS in ur own home furking CLEAN? u sick creatures

its funny my retard turd parents adopted US shit so much they wld wear shoes indoors so i wld too but looking back i realize its so furking sick and disgusting and pointless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: wonderful corn cake

https://x.com/yamaha_c40/status/1895889078706454789

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898243)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: dashing dopamine chapel

Do u ppl really wear shoes inside your homes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898254)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Underhanded heaven dragon

In civilized cultures when shoes are taken off in the home, people put on slippers (or at least socks) when in the home -- particularly and especially if there are guests.

To be clear. I don't. I'm always barefoot at home. Wearing anything on your feet makes you and your feet WEAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900151)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Spruce mischievous institution fat ankles

wow

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: provocative anal theater

just wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898804)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: White free-loading goyim

180000000000

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Titillating dog poop antidepressant drug

Why don't Indians ever wear blue jeans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899124)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: costumed gas station jew

what are you talking about i have a raw denim collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899165)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: wonderful corn cake

they wear jeans, i actually hate it, jeans is like the most common outfit in india even though its 150 degrees outside, it looks so stupid just wear ur stupid turd pajamas it looks more authentic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899344)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: 180 box office round eye

they commonly work out in jeans and black leather suit shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899349)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: wonderful corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899361)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: vermilion new version

What a bunch of stinky, mutant, pedo rapists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899364)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: sooty beady-eyed forum

mamallapuram-mahabalipuram-bay-of-bengal-tamil-nadu-india

sounds like an evan39 url

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900877)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dingle berry useless brakes

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900866)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bipolar comical trust fund organic girlfriend

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900874)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Kink-friendly resort sneaky criminal

Move everything tremendously up-market. Sandwiches are now $20 minimum with premium options (e.g., authentic hamon iberico, imported proscuittio, casu martzu) pushing per sandwich price up to as much as $50. Completely retool the restaurant interiors, bring in natural stone and wood, subdued lighting, fabrics and textures. Extreme training for all staff, at least a year in a dedicated subway academy learning everything from appropriate wine pairing to methods for deboning a swordfish. Dramatically expand drink offerings with a full service coffee bar with italy-trained baristas and a complete sommelier program with both curated daily offerings and a "Subway Reserve" cellar. Secret influencer apps which allow people to book access at highly desirable locations / desirable times. Connect the brand to cultural touchpoints with select big band / small venue surprise showings, transgressive comedians, art installations (both temporary and site-fixed). That's gen 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898783)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: chest-beating location

welcome back vonoskar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Razzle burgundy immigrant parlor

Better ingredients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898798)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: White free-loading goyim

Sell that wonderful fresh baked bread as standalone item, and operate as both a sandwich shop and gourmet bakery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898801)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: contagious ivory locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898993)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: cocky iridescent stead stock car

bottle the aroma. sell in gift baskets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899010)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cocky iridescent stead stock car

they could honestly save a lot on lettuce. maybe millions or billions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded state mexican

dat crunch tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48898944)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy vivacious death wish

jeets using their feet to spread mayo on the sandwiches kind of killed it for me, I hope that entire "franchise" is shut down and investigated for H1B fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899002)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: vermilion new version

Agreed. I saw a jeet picking large boogs out of his nose and smearing it on salami slices.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899042)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: onyx painfully honest field

(guy that hates spicy food, progress, GDP increases)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899113)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: thriller stage

They should try making the sandwiches taste different. I swear no matter which one you buy, they taste the exact same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899003)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: onyx painfully honest field

introduce some sort of livestreaming element to the franchise where people online can view the activity in a location and make suggestions to staff and prospective customers via paid "superchats"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899025)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: swollen sandwich trump supporter

dat too much lettuce!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899037)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

why can't anyone do this meme right? (xo 2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899061)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Grizzly histrionic step-uncle's house

I am a homosexual!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899177)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: swollen sandwich trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901590)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: vibrant jet orchestra pit

*ahem*

I'm afraid it's "dat too many lettuce"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900217)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: dead aromatic school cumskin

Sign in to KarenCam to boss around the minimum-wage workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899400)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: snowy psychic brunch

just buy it cash and file all the paperwork to end it as a company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899062)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: exciting principal's office gay wizard

Remember XO circa 2012 promoting buying a Subway franchise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899096)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy racy blood rage hall

We would have sold at the top of the market, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900186)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Grizzly histrionic step-uncle's house

rebrand to "Metro" and use only baguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899097)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible very tactful ticket booth

the problem is that it's shit food but it's not priced like shit food. i would rather just go to a regular fast food restaurant than eat there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899134)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: odious beta tattoo

I haven’t actually looked into this, but it seems like their app game is shit. Huge portion of the fast food customer base is under 40 people who love the feeling of getting a deal because of their tech fluency. Given that they do still have a vague “healthier” association with their brand they could go a step further and do integrations with calorie counters and the like, make recommendations to hit calorie/macro/nutrient goals. Also seems like they landed on a double-expanded array of toppings 20 years ago and should trim that down and instead just focus on upgrading their lettuce options and lean harder into salads and bowls. Basically a cheaper/more fast food experience undercutting Sweetgreen would be plausible. Should also be down to lose another 10k stores and make all the real estate plays they can to manage the balance sheet while they implement these transitions like all struggling restaurant businesses always do (eg random Highway exit locations that McDonald’s and the like will always pay a premium to get). Looking around the 2-3 big cities I am regularly in, it seems like there have to be a ton of the SBA loan abusing Indian franchisees who lucked into amazing locations 20-30 years ago, and they should modify the franchisee agreement to force them to hit higher targets on revenue and spend per customer minimums, and force them to sell to smarter/better management when they fail to achieve those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899164)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Opaque confused corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899477)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: odious beta tattoo

I would also do an ad where I leaned into the Jared Fogle thing hard and made a joke out of it. “Subway sandwiches are so healthy that even disgusting and terrible people can lose weight when they eat them.” Need to get ahead of him getting out of prison in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899362)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: coiffed gaming laptop

My understanding is that Subway's biggest problem is that they let anyone open a franchise anywhere even if there was another Subway franchise two blocks away. They all ended up cannibalizing each other. I'm not sure that the huge drop in the number of the stores means anything other than that the market is returning to equilibrium. I have no idea what their financials look like, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899370)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

Subway corporate is just a big scam to sell franchises to dumbass jeets and they even provide the financing. It was always going to collapse at some point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899429)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: claret irradiated black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899866)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: exhilarant half-breed

I think there's two big problem:

1. Franchisees - they suck. It's become so run down that none of them care or have standards anymore. You need to aggressively enforce all brand standards and take franchises away from anyone who is not operating at a level between McDondalds and Chik Fil A

2. Product - it isn't considered healthy anymore and it doesn't taste good. I think they partner with somoene like Sweetgreens to offer Sweetgreens salads in the restuarants and Sweetgreens-esque ingredients for the subs.

Otherwise the food is just too dated. It's like they're at the basketball game and trying to sell the "nachos" with corn chips and a cup of liquid nacho cheese in the corner, and across the hall there's a place selling nachos with fresh made chips, topped with three different types of cheese, fresh guacamole and beer can chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899874)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Opaque confused corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: snowy psychic brunch

also the fact that they for years told you eating loaves of shitty bread daily was healthy, then there was the thing where they insisted they baked fresh bread despite visibly only having heating lamps, the food also sucks and is just flat out terrible, they dont have bathrooms, everyone who works and/or walks into one of those places is a legit retard, they hired tom brady to do a commercial where he just laughed about how he would never eat there thinking it would appeal to the common roofer who spends all day on rooftops, and oh yeah, the decades long pitchguy was a pedophile who arrogantly bragged about banging little kids on tape with a woman he didnt know and even said "boys, girls, it doesnt matter" and that even made it onto doctor phil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899982)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Indecent stimulating windowlicker

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Opaque confused corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900127)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Bipolar comical trust fund organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900879)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: provocative anal theater

dat too many lettuceses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48899944)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: vigorous cream laser beams

add a premium tier of sandwiches that don't suck donkey ass, obviously they need to sell cheap slop to make ends meet but nobody who respects themselves would ever set foot in a subway as things stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900024)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: talented casino

Can’t some things just be shitty but also make money? They should try to appeal to Scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900172)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy racy blood rage hall

Focus on what they're good at, being a "food of opportunity" rather than someplace people choose as a destination. They're okay and you know what you're getting, so like road trips, incidentally on a shopping trip, that sort of thing. Cut costs by improving processes that are so simple even the braindead subway workers can do them. Harden security around the cookie displays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900184)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Crimson know-it-all trailer park famous landscape painting

FIVE

DOLLAR

FOOTLONGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900614)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Gaped shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900861)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood

I really like their meatball subs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900862)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: talented casino

They’re not bad but I got Ruinously sick last time I ate one and now I don’t go near them afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901051)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dingle berry useless brakes

There were too many stores, they were squeezing their franchise owners too hard, and the corporate offices were dysfunctional (CEO was practicing prima nochte with franchise owners).

Subway is great and will survive and will flourish again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900868)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

CEO was practicing prima nochte with franchise owners

Source?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48900884)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dingle berry useless brakes

https://nypost.com/2021/06/10/late-subway-founder-fred-deluca-was-fresh-with-women-report/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901462)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Excitant zombie-like gaping keepsake machete

Opinion | I Still Eat at Subway, and Yes, Everything Is Fine

By Evan Rothstein (Evan39) | Guest Essayist

May 4, 2025

The thing about the bread is that it’s always warm. That’s what no one gets. It’s not good—but it’s warm. Like a filing cabinet in a server room or a printer that never sleeps. You begin to appreciate that kind of consistency when your life becomes a sequence of HR audits and forgotten Club Card thresholds.

Yes, I know what they say. That Subway is dying. That it's run by H1B frauds, that every franchise smells faintly of despair and yoga mat foam. But some of us still remember the Jared Era—before the fall, before the footlong became $15 and tasted like late-stage empire. I was once a Vice President–Elect at ComplianceLink™. I know what collapse smells like.

Every few days, I return. The woman behind the counter (I think her name is "Nivetha" or maybe "Manager") stares at me with the dull eyes of someone who’s seen the same man order the same Turkey Provolone six times in one week. I stare back. This is our ritual.

I tell myself it’s about routine. About control. But it’s not. It’s about penance.

Sometimes, I think about the time I shredded my old onboarding docs from CE0 to make room in the file cabinet for Safeway receipts. I thought I could curate my past. Shredding won’t save you.

They always ask if I want it toasted. I say yes. I always say yes. But nothing changes.

Everything is fine.

Everything is fine.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/04/opinion/evan39-subway-collapse.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901045)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed marketing idea

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901641)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sooty beady-eyed forum

go all in on the meatball sub, shittalk toasted subs in advertising instead since everyone really hates them of joining the trend. how hard can it be to at least make sure you always have good meatballs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901163)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: wild piazza mental disorder

Focus on loss prevention, especially re: cookie displays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901471)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dingle berry useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901487)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Opaque confused corner



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling ocher spot bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901659)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: lake boyish meetinghouse

Cool Ranch Doritos Nachos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901478)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Sticky stage legal warrant

Increase profitability by raising prices and cutting costs (cut staffing, use less of each ingredient, and substitute lower cost ingredients)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719496&forum_id=2#48901599)