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So I settled most of my divorce. There are a few small issue...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers.
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
I don't watch sports, brother!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
180. do you collect cuban cigars at all? Used to have a subs...
The Penis
  10/28/26
Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers.
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
bloody dangerous mate, but if Luka has to drop 40 every nigh...
The Penis
  10/28/26
They will get him a superstar/elite guy by the trade deadlin...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
Think they'll bring on a superstar two-way forward?
The Penis
  10/28/26
Thinking they move their guys like Zaire Williams and shit f...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
Nope, I hate cigars.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
cubans are different, brother
The Penis
  10/28/26
TITMFCR
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
what are your favorite marcas and vitolas?
The Penis
  10/28/26
Got some primo ass cubans in Montreal back in 2001. I think ...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
I used to have tons of stuff but I sold it all. Was big on m...
The Penis
  10/28/26
180000000000000 I think it was Mary Janes that I brought hom...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
Haven't smoked any in a few years. Used to either smoke...
The Penis
  10/28/26
Damn bro!!! I might try to get back into the game. Those ...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
Insane pathetic cope lmao
Carl Jung
  10/28/26
we'll have to link and catch up soon - good to see you&...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  10/28/26
180 bro how's things with your fiancee?
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
How did your kids take to y this break up ? Last I heard...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  10/28/26
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""'"''"
  10/28/26
None of this is good for the kids. I’d say he should w...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
My daughter was really sad about the 25 year old. It didn�...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
Is Starbucks still appealing the penis burn case?
constantscreen the great
  10/28/26
op sounds like an excerpt from american psycho
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
He did post this at 3am on a weekday. Cocaine?
law is ea$y
  10/28/26
When people feel the need to forcefully tell others online a...
Carl Jung
  10/28/26
I am pretty jealous of anyone who can maintain a coke habit....
law is ea$y
  10/28/26
He doesn’t come off as a cocaine user/addict and I&rsq...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
We should do coke sometime brother
The Penis
  10/28/26
I’ll hang out with you while you do it, but I’m ...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
Haven't done it in years myself, but wouldn't mind...
The Penis
  10/28/26
Sobriety is 120 if you don’t have the “addict ge...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
Or the weak nose gene 😔
law is ea$y
  10/28/26
...
David Sanborn
  10/28/26
If you did a bizdev CLE and really put your back into it vs....
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  10/28/26
wats the diff between 30m NW and 100m NW. At 100m can u buy ...
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
I was close to pulling the trigger on a $400k private jet sh...
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  10/28/26
gas urself
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
fuck off dude
#pwned
  10/28/26
hey CSLG could you please help me pay off my cc debt. It...
kelso
  10/28/26
It's so easy to make money. I'm sure you can get t...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
I work in a warehouse atm and support my mom who doesnt work...
kelso
  10/28/26
if i had his money, i'd give you the $5k. he absolutely...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
0xA481F00EDb59FA2CA3ba27F7BcA090529a686a3D ETH i have ju...
kelso
  10/28/26
i'll send you a little bit brother
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
Very cool and unrelatable story. I missed you too. Maybe we ...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Come out to LA and let's hang. I'll get you and yo...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
We will definitely come. Did you get my text from about a we...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Miami Blue is one of the best colors out there. 180 choice. ...
'"'"'"''"
  10/28/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/De7yVynBCZp/
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
180 bro. I’ve gotten into rare books too. I have zero ...
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  10/28/26
How much did the ex wife get
Rage Problems
  10/28/26
She got the shares of karma sushi.
יהוה
  10/28/26
She got 30 million too!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
So you torpedoed your marriage, dropped 8 figs and have your...
לפרוק
  10/28/26
Wipe the foam off your mouth, brother. It's unbecoming....
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Wwop of puppy. Tyia And why did you dump the 25yo trash s...
יהוה
  10/28/26
This is easily the most interesting part of the poast. Every...
Daft Unc
  10/28/26
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יהוה
  10/28/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/DfAqI5wkpXO/?img_index=1 I br...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
Great pictures and GREAT hair, brother. Also, you look truly...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
180
Daft Unc
  10/28/26
how's your tren cycle going?
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  10/28/26
Your kids love both parents and have suffered very real trau...
my man tp
  10/28/26
I am the child of an incredibly nasty divorce when I was muc...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
wow, this is devastating for cslg
jewish pills
  10/28/26
It's a terrible thing when the boat is put asunder. One...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Wow the sociopathic lawyer is good at reading people?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  10/28/26
Yeah you are a model adult. His kids will be fine.
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
Look at me, Disco. It's not your fault.
my man tp
  10/28/26
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Daft Unc
  10/28/26
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constantscreen the great
  10/28/26
What you’re doing to your kids is disgusting. Bad eno...
titus chicken
  10/28/26
My kids are really happy, brother!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
it's sad how this kind of mental illness gets passed do...
the goyim are waking the fuck up
  10/28/26
How is your soul doing?
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  10/28/26
I think this is the happiest I've ever been. I really l...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
ngl, this sounds like something I'd hear from a 14yr ol...
t.rick o'treat panama
  10/28/26
Have you kissed her yet?
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
I've been fucking her for weeks, brother.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
Wow. Just WOW!!!!
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
This is her: https://imgur.com/a/NrgzyKQ
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
Damn, that's pretty much my body type. Maybe just a lit...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Ya, she is 5'7. I'm only like 1/2 inch taller than...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
pics in normal lighting pls so we can see what she looks lik...
יהוה
  10/28/26
I am so drunk from last night right now Never drinking a...
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
Brother, this is not the way to lose that weight. I don'...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
What part of never drinking again doesn’t sound amazin...
chandler (retired)
  10/28/26
I am wishing you health and happiness, brother! I think you&...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
how did his NW manage to stay abt the same after divorce? he...
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
it's like the karma p&l. we'll never know!
יהוה
  10/28/26
I ended up making 30 million last year, brother. And the mar...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
damn cld u sponsor me to build a fresh juice stand in myanma...
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
How much do you need? What is my potential return? Let'...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
i think $2k and i cld maybe make $150-200 a month i cld give...
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
Sounds 180. Co-owning a car warehouse with legendary trial l...
Judas Jones
  10/28/26
at a bare minimum, it sounds like an astute estate planning ...
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
I wish this didn't read like AI slop. hope you and y...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  10/28/26
TBF that is just how CSLG writes and always has. RLHF conver...
law is ea$y
  10/28/26
have dispensed three (3) invite codes to you - one for your ...
rachmiel
  10/28/26
Soo cr.
luke the drifter
  10/28/26
Another 100+ post masterpiece coming right up!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26
wait ur IG says u are deputy sheriff now, how did this happe...
ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की
  10/28/26
Ya, I'm a reserve Sheriff in Idaho. Rate my sexy photos...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/28/26


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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

So I settled most of my divorce. There are a few small issues but basically its all done. I ended up with about 30 million NW and 100% of the firm. I don't count my cars, books, or watches in my NW. I still havent taken any pay yet for 2026, which will be substantial. At the rate I'll earn money I should be back to my predivorce NW by the end of next year and I think 100 million in a few years isn't much of a stretch.

I broke up with my 25 year old GF 3 months ago (after about 3 years) and now I'm dating my kids swimming coach who is a 28 year old cutie, 5'7, good number of tats, killer body, and she is just overall super fun. We had known each other 4 years and I always thought she was cute but then we matched on Tinder a month ago and hit it off. It was pretty cool because on our first date she told me she had a dream 2 years ago about having a threesome with me and my ex wife and she has dated women before. This is what she looks like: https://imgur.com/a/NrgzyKQ

I've gotten more into cars and I have a small collection now that includes a Pista, GT2RS, 67 Shelby Restomod, McLaren Artura PPFed in Miami blue and I'm about to buy a 765LT. I actually had a 765LT that was ECU tuned but the engine caught on fire the first day when a piston cracked and I returned it. I am also thinking about buying a Senna next year once I get paid a bit more. Nick Rowley was talking to me about maybe buying a warehouse to store our cars somewhere in the valley. He has a sick car collection too.

I've been collecting rare books too. I have a sick collection including Count of Monte Cristo, Gullivers Travels, The Hobbit, Tom Sawyer, etc. My collection is probably worth close to 1 million. It's been a super fun hobby and I've made a lot of interesting connections from it.

The firm is growing like crazy. We are about 30% larger than a year ago and I am almost up to 60 employees now. We are signing up 180-200 clients per month. We just got 2k/sq ft more in office space which takes up to about 9k sq/ft. We also just got a pool table in the office and I'm taking lessons.

The kids are doing great. We are going to NYC in 2 weeks for a meet up with Graham Stephan and my networking group. They are super happy, love being with me a lot more than my ex wife, and my son and I have been bonding over cars. We do a lot of car shows together and go on lots of night drives with all my friends together. My daughter and I have been painting a lot and we do art projects together every week.

I got a white lab puppy. She is 19 weeks old and should end up being about 75lbs. Its really nice to have a dog again. The kids love her to death!

I missed you all, brothers!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208780)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:20 AM
Author: David Sanborn

Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208784)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I don't watch sports, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208795)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: The Penis

180. do you collect cuban cigars at all? Used to have a substantial collection including some rare and vintage myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208788)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:25 AM
Author: David Sanborn

Rate the 2026-2027 Lakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208792)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: The Penis

bloody dangerous mate, but if Luka has to drop 40 every night just to keep the bastards afloat, they'll be cooked by may

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208793)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: David Sanborn

They will get him a superstar/elite guy by the trade deadline and Reaves will make the all star team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208797)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:32 AM
Author: The Penis

Think they'll bring on a superstar two-way forward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208799)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: David Sanborn

Thinking they move their guys like Zaire Williams and shit for Dort...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208804)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Nope, I hate cigars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208796)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:35 AM
Author: The Penis

cubans are different, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208802)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: David Sanborn

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208805)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: The Penis

what are your favorite marcas and vitolas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208809)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: David Sanborn

Got some primo ass cubans in Montreal back in 2001. I think I still have them back home.

WBU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208837)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: The Penis

I used to have tons of stuff but I sold it all. Was big on modern cohibas but they are outrageously expensive now. But I always used to have a few boxes of lanceros, coronas especiales, various siglos and robustos. Trinidad was 180 too. Was big on regional editions because they had the niche marcas that discontinued all their good vitolas, but these could sometimes be hit or miss. Early 2000s la gloria cubana was also 180, and 90s upmann. Lots of other stuff too. RASS were 180 when you got a good cabinet especially the 50s. Bolivar Bellicosos Finos too. Pretty much all of the major cuban marcas are 180 though, but quality can differ wildly from box to box, because it's a highly hand crafted product.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208863)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: David Sanborn

180000000000000 I think it was Mary Janes that I brought home from Montreal that were 180 as furk. Do you smoke with friends s, or purely in the confines of your own abode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208880)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: The Penis

Haven't smoked any in a few years. Used to either smoke outside or at cigar bars. I ended up falling out of the hobby though. Maybe someday I'll get back in. Price of habanos is skyrocketing though brother, they all in on dat HONG KONG market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208889)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: David Sanborn

Damn bro!!!

I might try to get back into the game. Those were good ass times. And cigar aficionados are prestigious as furk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208898)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Carl Jung

Insane pathetic cope lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208808)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:41 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

we'll have to link and catch up soon - good to see you're in good spirits and living life - and your car collection is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208814)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: David Sanborn

180 bro how's things with your fiancee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208883)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:54 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

How did your kids take to y this break up

?

Last I heard they preferred the 25 yo hooker to their real mom 💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208826)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: ""'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208859)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

None of this is good for the kids. I’d say he should wait a year to introduce his kids to the new girl but of course they already know her. Very messy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208882)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My daughter was really sad about the 25 year old. It didn't work out because she had BPD and was really avoidant. She had jealousy issues that were really bad and it just put too much stress on the relationship. I really loved her and it was fun, but the ups and downs were too crazy for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209271)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: constantscreen the great

Is Starbucks still appealing the penis burn case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208830)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 6:58 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

op sounds like an excerpt from american psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208831)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

He did post this at 3am on a weekday. Cocaine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208862)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:39 AM
Author: Carl Jung

When people feel the need to forcefully tell others online about how much they ackshully love their objectively horrific life at 3am on a weekday it's usually because they're better than you and succeeded in finding a fulfilling life not despite divorce, breakup and a robustly unethical professional life, but because of it. You're just jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208866)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

I am pretty jealous of anyone who can maintain a coke habit. Always made my nose itch and sneeze like crazy for days after. I'm just not cut out for it. We all have our burdens I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208867)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

He doesn’t come off as a cocaine user/addict and I’m obviously an authority on the subject. He seems to have a perverse need for validation, which he tries to mask behind sarcasm and “running schtick”(but it’s clearly legitimate). He could have a very fulfilling life but would probably have to do therapy or drink ayhuasca or whatever. I hope he figures it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208878)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: The Penis

We should do coke sometime brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208881)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

I’ll hang out with you while you do it, but I’m sober now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208885)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: The Penis

Haven't done it in years myself, but wouldn't mind doing it another few times in my life. I was completely sober from any substances for years, but been binge drinking from time to time this past year. Thinking of going sober again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208894)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

Sobriety is 120 if you don’t have the “addict gene” or whatever. If you can moderate you should drink and do drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209017)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

Or the weak nose gene 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209044)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: David Sanborn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208938)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:39 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

If you did a bizdev CLE and really put your back into it vs. phoning it in with platitudes I'd fly to wherever and pay $500/day or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208865)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

wats the diff between 30m NW and 100m NW. At 100m can u buy a plane or at least get one of those private jet subscriptions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208871)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:14 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I was close to pulling the trigger on a $400k private jet share myself mostly for use as a means to fly out my 20ish person extended family for our annual Passover family vacation but $400k doesn’t get you a plane that can handle 20. Every Passover my father-in-law who is otherwise a cheap bastard blows a solid quarter million or more flying everyone out to some resort for the entire holiday on his dime. Always a 180 experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208935)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

gas urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209046)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: #pwned

fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208901)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: kelso

hey CSLG could you please help me pay off my cc debt. It's 5k gbp. Would be lifechanging for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208911)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

It's so easy to make money. I'm sure you can get to 10 million NW in a year or two if you put your nose to the grindstone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209255)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: kelso

I work in a warehouse atm and support my mom who doesnt work, non lawyer, 5k to clear my one and only cc would free me from a huge debt spiral. sincerely, if its not too much trouble

got an account here in 2017 thanks to rach amnesty. just struggling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209272)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

if i had his money, i'd give you the $5k. he absolutely will not. he probably loves the fact that he could give you life-changing money wiithout noticing it's gone but won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209333)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: kelso

0xA481F00EDb59FA2CA3ba27F7BcA090529a686a3D

ETH

i have just under £4800 on the balance that paid for a new toilet to stop it flushing into the ceiling & decontamination from a sewage leak i posted about

getting a 1% pay rise this year counting 3.5 inflation.

i’m not above begging at this point, i just wish i could cut up this card and never have another cc. rather be dead broke than have one again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209610)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

i'll send you a little bit brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209679)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Very cool and unrelatable story. I missed you too. Maybe we can hang out again sometime.

You are often in my thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208918)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Come out to LA and let's hang. I'll get you and your family a sick airbnb in Malibu and we can do canyon drives together every night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209258)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

We will definitely come. Did you get my text from about a week ago? It was on a friday night and I was at a concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209270)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Miami Blue is one of the best colors out there. 180 choice. Can you post a pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208919)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://www.instagram.com/p/De7yVynBCZp/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209260)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

180 bro. I’ve gotten into rare books too. I have zero interest in classic cars because they are death traps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208926)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Rage Problems

How much did the ex wife get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208951)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: יהוה

She got the shares of karma sushi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208973)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She got 30 million too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209262)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: לפרוק

So you torpedoed your marriage, dropped 8 figs and have your kids growing up in a broken home all because you wanted to fuck some gross tattoo slutbag? Seems worth it and sounds like you are doing awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209603)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Wipe the foam off your mouth, brother. It's unbecoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209613)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: יהוה

Wwop of puppy. Tyia

And why did you dump the 25yo trash shikse, not that anyone would have predicted that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208969)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Daft Unc

This is easily the most interesting part of the poast. Everything else is 100% predictable.

Show us the hound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209073)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: יהוה



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209148)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://www.instagram.com/p/DfAqI5wkpXO/?img_index=1

I broke up with the 25 year old because she had BPD and was severly avoidant. She just became insanely jealous to the point it was debilitating. We were both really in love but for example I couldn't even go to a store without her flipping out because a cute girl worked there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209265)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Great pictures and GREAT hair, brother. Also, you look truly happy and masculine in a way that Graham Stephan will never be. All around 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209280)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Daft Unc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209471)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


how's your tren cycle going?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208979)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: my man tp

Your kids love both parents and have suffered very real trauma as a result of their family falling apart. They aren't keeping score and neither should you. All they want is to see their parents be nice to each other. The fact that you claim to know that your kids prefer you to her means you are already either having inappropriate conversations with them or have created an environment where the kids are rewarded for saying negative things about their mother. Either way it's abuse and manipulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50208983)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I am the child of an incredibly nasty divorce when I was much younger than CSLG’s kids. I wasn’t just exposed to negative talk about the other parent, I was physically moved across the country and forced to live with whatever strange and abusive man was être la coqueluche du moment, losing my siblings along the way.

I turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209010)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:39 AM
Author: jewish pills

wow, this is devastating for cslg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209014)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

It's a terrible thing when the boat is put asunder. One might think of the vortex swallowing the mighty Pequod, burping up the errant bit of flotsam like Queequeg's coffin, but what I think about, what I truly felt, was the frantic foot of someone else kicking me down, holding me under the surface, for years and years.

When I first met CSLG, it was like meeting someone who knew me, who saw right through the window and sensed the well-scrubbed hustling rube and cast disapproving doubt on all those tedious sticky fumblings in the backseats of cars baking in the hot August sun.

He knows a lot more than he puts on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209042)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Wow the sociopathic lawyer is good at reading people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209075)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

Yeah you are a model adult. His kids will be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209020)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: my man tp

Look at me, Disco. It's not your fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209068)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Daft Unc



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209079)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: constantscreen the great



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209317)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: titus chicken

What you’re doing to your kids is disgusting. Bad enough how you treated your wife like shit and she left you but now you’re fucking around with their coach?

If this is even true, I suggest you seek mental help immediately. I know you’re depressed, but you’re doing real long term damage to your kids.

I told you years ago when you were bragging about how great your marriage was that you seemed depressed and needed serious mental help. Your kids are getting old enough that it’s going to be too late soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209023)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My kids are really happy, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209251)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: the goyim are waking the fuck up ((zurich is stained))

it's sad how this kind of mental illness gets passed down from generation to generation. my mom is a complete psycho fuckup, and sure enough so was i for a while. luckily i snapped out of it and became a normal person. i'm hoping that's broken the cycle and my kids aren't plagued with it.

many have pointed this out, but CSLG could benefit from intensive therapy and work on himself but he likely won't seek that kind of help. he'll just make threads like this where he's adopting a happy-go-lucky persona and tell himself that everything's great because he's rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209257)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

How is your soul doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209024)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I think this is the happiest I've ever been. I really like the girl I'm dating a lot. I don't think I've ever liked a girl so much this early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209239)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

ngl, this sounds like something I'd hear from a 14yr old that needs to have a talk about why they shouldn't derive happiness from a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209259)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Have you kissed her yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209263)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I've been fucking her for weeks, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209286)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Wow. Just WOW!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209301)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

This is her: https://imgur.com/a/NrgzyKQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209305)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Damn, that's pretty much my body type. Maybe just a little too tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209316)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Ya, she is 5'7. I'm only like 1/2 inch taller than her. But those long legs are fucking amazing. She is an animal in the bedroom too. I can't tell you how happy I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209356)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: יהוה

pics in normal lighting pls so we can see what she looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209357)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:45 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I am so drunk from last night right now

Never drinking again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209032)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Brother, this is not the way to lose that weight. I don't know if you bothered to look, but I dropped some weight up-thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209109)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

What part of never drinking again doesn’t sound amazing brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209254)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I am wishing you health and happiness, brother! I think you're incredible. When can I come visit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209261)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

how did his NW manage to stay abt the same after divorce? he didnt have to give his bitch that much? the prenup worked? he said NW isnt counting this years income so its not cause he replaced his losses already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209049)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: יהוה

it's like the karma p&l. we'll never know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209149)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I ended up making 30 million last year, brother. And the market has been on fire. So I really ended up doing okay with the divorce. I think my NW is only like 5-10 million lower than it was predivorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209236)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

damn cld u sponsor me to build a fresh juice stand in myanmar or nepal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209332)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

How much do you need? What is my potential return? Let's do it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209355)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

i think $2k and i cld maybe make $150-200 a month i cld give u 5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209630)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Sounds 180. Co-owning a car warehouse with legendary trial lawyer Nick Rowley is my dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209114)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

at a bare minimum, it sounds like an astute estate planning device. The Trial Lawyers for Automotive History Museum of Canoga Park has such a nice ring to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209130)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

I wish this didn't read like AI slop.

hope you and your kids are doing ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209138)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

TBF that is just how CSLG writes and always has. RLHF converges on "passive-aggressive sociopath"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209324)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: rachmiel

have dispensed three (3) invite codes to you - one for your new gf, one for your next client, and one for good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209328)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209468)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Another 100+ post masterpiece coming right up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209353)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: ताजमहल में छिपकली के भेष में एक एशियाई लड़की

wait ur IG says u are deputy sheriff now, how did this happen? its like shaq becoming sheriff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209627)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Ya, I'm a reserve Sheriff in Idaho. Rate my sexy photos.

https://www.instagram.com/mrparkerlaw/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915447&forum_id=2#50209876)